manboobs109 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: So you would never join any of the political parties as it stands just now ? No chance. None of them are even close to reflecting my views. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: No chance. None of them are even close to reflecting my views. I think you’d be good at it ,big lad. Anyone that can spend half a day arguing whether Victoria Coren is a comedian or not would be like a dog with a bone on important issues . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 I think a lot of chaps on here would be decent MPs with their debating skills . I would be worried however should Mobz announce he would like to pass a motion . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: If I ever made my way into the public eye I'd be cancelled immediately. "It says here sir, you called a Rangers fan on Twitter a disgusting mutant beaut" Not worth it. ? is that why you got all your posts deleted ? What was that about ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Are you even controversial if you haven’t had posts deleted from the hat? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: If I ever made my way into the public eye I'd be cancelled immediately. "It says here sir, you called a Rangers fan on Twitter a disgusting mutant beaut" Not worth it. Yeah I think I could get elected, just to be immediately arrested/cancelled/hounded for all the offence I've put out into the world. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Which is a bit shit considering by the time you get to the top level of politics, it’s actually encouraged to shag children and murder them/ cover it up Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I think the same of myself. A fine for pissing on union street years ago probs get brought up. Local MSP a sexual deviant etc Surely everyone on here has had that fine. I was once taking a piss on top of the St Nicholas centre, after the pubs had closed (so no toilets to use) down a drain, no one near and the pigs strolled up the stairs at random and done me. I also just once ran away from them, and talked myself out of one in Inverness so I'll call it even. Link to comment
NEM Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Should the trans women have their own category then ? Aye they can have a sports day in the nuthoose Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 P&J Live x Stereophonics - the lifetime arrangement. Fucking hell. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. 4. Start an argument. Make up sex later. 5. Kill her and call an Asian hooker. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Pop a couple of Pele pills and remind her who is the greatest of all time. ?? *Not Messi. Maradona? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her. ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 17 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Hard to see past Garry O'Connor. A mirror image of your good self. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 29 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Hard to see past Garry O'Connor. True. He is a fat cunt these days. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 A long list of singers taking turns to try and outdo each other making a complete arse of singing the American National Anthem. Just sing the words properly for fucks sake. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Ke1t said: Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. I don't want to get old. ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Parklife said: I don't want to get old. ? Well, if it's any consolation, you probably won't. ? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her. ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual) The big pic of Richard Whitely is all sticky Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Ke1t said: Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. It's all bad options from thereonin. 1. Tell her you JUST had a wank 2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache 3. Go for it and see what happens. Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up? The taxi driver couldn't get it up. Was it your old man? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Tennis players dropping to the ground after they win. Just get ower there and shake his hand so he can fuck off out of there. awful sport Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Top celebrating from Medvedev. The ol' "dead fish" celebration. Some boy. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Taxi drivers. Annoying, loud, obnoxious pricks. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 And work for about 4 hours a day and moan that it’s not busy Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Not getting 20 runs to the airport a day anymore at £20. Nae luck. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing Just saw an interview from after the game, the actual phrase 'thoughts and prayers to his family' came out of a Liverpool players mouth. I thought he only broke his ankle? Link to comment
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