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6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

If I ever made my way into the public eye I'd be cancelled immediately. 
 

"It says here sir, you called a Rangers fan on Twitter a disgusting mutant beaut" 

 

Not worth it. 

Yeah I think I could get elected, just to be immediately arrested/cancelled/hounded for all the offence I've put out into the world. 

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7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I think the same of myself. 
 

A fine for pissing on union street years ago probs get brought up. 
 

Local MSP a sexual deviant etc

Surely everyone on here has had that fine. 

 

I was once taking a piss on top of the St Nicholas centre, after the pubs had closed (so no toilets to use) down a drain, no one near and the pigs strolled up the stairs at random and done me. 

I also just once ran away from them, and talked myself out of one in Inverness so I'll call it even. 

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Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

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29 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

4. Start an argument. Make up sex later.

5. Kill her and call an Asian hooker.

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1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her.   ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual)

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2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

I don't want to get old. ?

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7 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up?

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