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29 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

End of an era when old Brucie popped his clogs. 

Probably a diddler, though... they all were. 

I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that  game thats a bit like connect4. 

She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. 

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8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that  game thats a bit like connect4. 

She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. 

The ladies loved the attention. 

The ugly ones hated getting no attention, so they became militant lezzas and spoiled it for everyone. 

You even glance at a bird now and they're screaming STARE RAPE!

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

Cheers son - what you been up to anyway you big fool? Shagging etc?

There is no point in me telling what I have been up to but to suffice to say I have have been up to mischief, wreaking havoc and enjoying myself 

Nae sure if anyone else has enjoyed it to be fair

But we’re not here for a long time - we’re here for a good time

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

It's been a strange time son - hoo mama 

Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably ?

 

Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be.

 

Terrific ?

 

How is Elaine she left you yet? 

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

It's been a strange time son - hoo mama 

Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably ?

 

Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be.

 

Terrific ?

 

Good stuff Dad. Good to hear.

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17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Just had some salmon. 
 

Half watching the footie. 
 

Away to have a lovely cup of decaf tea with oat milk. 
 

Yourself? 

Worked late (circa 7pm)

Had Thai red curry for supper.

Deciding what to watch on the TV.

Couple wines.

(Then excessive drinking and shagging heaps of birds obviously)

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