johnstrac Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 On 9/16/2021 at 6:10 PM, Captain Caveman said: The amount of ladies sport on tv It's when the headlines grab your attention and then when you click it's a girls result. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 4 non blondes - that song. HATE it Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Poodler said: 4 non blondes - that song. HATE it don’t speak is a brilliant song imo Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Poodler said: 4 non blondes - that song. HATE it With you there. Fucking terrible Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: I knew a cunt who knew a cunt who made love with Gwen Stefani - that same cunt is now a crystal meth addict Ups n dahns Where have you resurrected from you fucking lunatic? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dad said: Behind the stone Welcome back oldboy. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 56 minutes ago, Dad said: Behind the stone Fuck he’s back again Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fuck he’s back again Probably to try and flog those t-shirts he had made up ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 The Great British bake off. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Thanks son ? Much love ? Fuck sake - yeah could to see you back min Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dad said: Say what you wish you wee bastard - I read yon comment on the DWT thread - as gay as fuck for Dad you are, you dirty arsehole - come on now All the best anyhow son ? Hope you’re ok Dad. I’ll send you a bottle o gin back if it’ll soften the loses on those fucking t-shirts. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: .., to see you back min......,could. End of an era when old Brucie popped his clogs. Probably a diddler, though... they all were. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dad said: Say what you wish you wee bastard - I read yon comment on the DWT thread - as gay as fuck for Dad you are, you dirty arsehole - come on now All the best anyhow son ? Dad. I can't put into words how much I've missed you. Welcome back. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Dad. I can't put into words how much I've missed you. Welcome back. Bent as fuck. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach aye - all good son ? And here - just buy a t-shirt, cheaper than gin which would be wasted on a teetotal old cunt like me anyhow ? Terrific stuff Get fucked I wouldn’t let me auntie wear that shite. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ke1t said: End of an era when old Brucie popped his clogs. Probably a diddler, though... they all were. I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that game thats a bit like connect4. She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that game thats a bit like connect4. She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. The ladies loved the attention. The ugly ones hated getting no attention, so they became militant lezzas and spoiled it for everyone. You even glance at a bird now and they're screaming STARE RAPE! Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Cheers son - what you been up to anyway you big fool? Shagging etc? There is no point in me telling what I have been up to but to suffice to say I have have been up to mischief, wreaking havoc and enjoying myself Nae sure if anyone else has enjoyed it to be fair But we’re not here for a long time - we’re here for a good time Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: There is no point in me telling what I have been up to but to suffice to say I have have been up to mischief, wreaking havoc and enjoying myself Nae sure if anyone else has enjoyed it to be fair But we’re not here for a long time - we’re here for a good time What I said tae yir daughters. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: What I said tae yir daughters. Himmin just because Dad is back no need for the paedo jokes! Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: It's been a strange time son - hoo mama Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably ? Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be. Terrific ? How is Elaine she left you yet? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: It's been a strange time son - hoo mama Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably ? Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be. Terrific ? Good stuff Dad. Good to hear. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Good you admit it Evening Oggie. Having a good night? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Just had some salmon. Half watching the footie. Away to have a lovely cup of decaf tea with oat milk. Yourself? Worked late (circa 7pm) Had Thai red curry for supper. Deciding what to watch on the TV. Couple wines. (Then excessive drinking and shagging heaps of birds obviously) Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 14 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Just had some salmon. Half watching the footie. Away to have a lovely cup of decaf tea with oat milk. Yourself? Bender Bingo. 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I didn't even know you could milk oats Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: You missed ‘Salmon’ Depends imo. Salmon steak, tatties and veg is not for benders. Salmon slices or salmon with avocado is not for hetrosexual males. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Trout is more of a heterosexual mans fish Solid heterosexual fish will always be haddock or herring. Scampi basket supper gets in. I use trout as a word for penis so unfortunately by default its in the bender fish category Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 We get oat milk too. Tastier & less environmental impact. Win, win Betty slagging it only adds to the appeal. Link to comment
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