Pet Hates

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

We get oat milk too. Tastier & less environmental impact. Win, win  

Betty slagging it only adds to the appeal. 

Whats the environmental impact with cows tits? 

[cheesepipes]

Just tug its udders and milk comes out. 

 

[Joe pike]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Whats the environmental impact with cows tits? 

 

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Just tug its udders and milk comes out. 

 

It farts at the same time.

[Parklife]

15 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Whats the environmental impact with cows tits? 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46654042.amp

[manboobs109]

So you'll drink disgusting tea to save the planet while making dozens of unnecessary journeys round the world?

Madness.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

So you'll drink disgusting tea to save the planet while making dozens of unnecessary journeys round the world?

Madness.

I said I think it's tastier, you silly goose. 

"What? A yummier milk AND it's more evironmentally friendly?!? Yowzers, sign me up", I said. 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

32 minutes ago, Parklife said:

We get oat milk too. Tastier & less environmental impact. Win, win  

Betty slagging it only adds to the appeal. 

 

21 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Awful worried about what other men eat. 
 

A deeply internalised gay man, I suspect. It's ok. I still love you. 

Bender bingo......

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-46654042.amp

HOOOOOSE!!!!!!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

I said I think it's tastier, you silly goose. 

"What? A yummier milk AND it's more evironmentally friendly?!? Yowzers, sign me up", I said. 

 

Hans Christian Andersen would be so proud. If only, he was still here. 

#ThereOnceWasASillyGosling

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Solid heterosexual fish will always be haddock or herring.

Scampi basket supper gets in. 

 

I use trout as a word for penis so unfortunately by default its in the bender fish category 

Really? 

I’ve always associated ‘trout’ with a lady 

 

As in, get yer trout out 

 

[cheesepipes]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Really? 

I’ve always associated ‘trout’ with a lady 

 

As in, get yer trout out 

 

Its a multipurpose descriptor. 

 

"horny old trouts in Wilsons tonight" 

 

"might get the old trout sucked" 

 

[Zeus]

Trout pout 

 

 

Mouth ulcers. 

Nae had een in fuck knows how long. Sma painful 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Trout pout 

 

 

Mouth ulcers. 

Nae had een in fuck knows how long. Sma painful 

Too much sucking cocks, I reckon. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Too much sucking cocks, I reckon. 

The voice of experience

[styrofoamplates]

Brown trout

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Brown trout

What the promiscuous homosexual wakes up with. 

[Zeus]

29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Too much sucking cocks, I reckon. 

Busted, ah no! 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

The voice of experience

Yeah, your maw told me about it. I may have misheard though, as her mouth was full at the time. 

[Poodler]

Fulla biscuits 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Yeah, your maw told me about it. I may have misheard though, as her mouth was full at the time. 

Aye coz you don't even wear your glasses.

[Guest milne_afc]

41 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Brown trout

 

42 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Highland gout

Alberquerque

[Simply Red]

^heheheh bravo

[manboobs109]

8 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

 

Alberquerque

That's good shit.

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Ha ha, was thinking that when i typed highland gout.

Were you fuck

[manboobs109]

That's them started playing that drill shit on Radio 6 now.

Fucking brutal.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

That's them started playing that drill shit on Radio 6 now.

Fucking brutal.

Racist

[Betty Swallicks]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

That's them started playing that drill shit on Radio 6 now.

Fucking brutal.

 

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Racist

No cunt actually likes that pish.

White geeks and minks pretend they do.  Black chaps also pretend so they don't get a machette to the napper from another black chap.

Its a racket in more way than one. 

[BrianFaePerth]

26 minutes ago, Dad said:

It'll just be Skrillex type shite I'd wager 

 

Young musicians are arseholes (some anyhow)

Welcome to 2012 prick

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Drill shit?

That's what you do with your boyfriend that is.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Drill is a genre of music? What’s it like ? It sounds abysmal.

As horrific as it is the BBC make it even worse by blanking out every second word.

This wasn't the song they played BTW I missed the name and artist but it was along these lines.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

It'll just be Skrillex type shite I'd wager 

 

Young musicians are arseholes (some anyhow)

I quite like Skrillex