manboobs109 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Bottled water should be banned. Bad for the environment and a fucking scam. 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Still nae excuse for not drinking water. Get on the bottles! Terrible for the environment You're killing people! ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Have to admit, hearing the that noise of a tin of juice opening at 8am is annoying. Think of your bloody teeth! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Recyclable As recyclable as tins of irn bru and coke etc Yeah but you can't get free irn bru oot a tap Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 I'm not big on fizzy juice Consi. Occasional ginger beer in the pub if I'm driving/off it. Not keen on the alcoholic ginger beer though, not gingery enough. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 51 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Recyclable As recyclable as tins of irn bru and coke etc Murderer Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 On 9/29/2021 at 4:20 AM, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: This is a big old pet hate of mine. Cunts that refuse to drink water. There are grown men at my work in the 30's, 40's and 50's who I've never seen take a drink of water. When I ask them why they don't drink water they say, "they don't like it." So, they just drink tins and tins of juice all day. I'm talking fucking 6AM and these folk are drinking irn bru, or Pepsi max or some shit like that. Imagine cracking open a tin of fizzy juice before you've had your cornflakes? It's fucked up. Drives me nuts. Drink water like an adult, please. Why you hanging round men before they’ve had breakfast? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why you hanging round men before they’ve had breakfast? Is he not an airport key worker? Either handling all the logistics of ABZ airport, or serving the bacon butties in the boozer. Link to comment
Laichomoray Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 That Elton John/Dua Lipa remix of kiss the bride Link to comment
NEM Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Security? or the boy that puts on the helicopter video? Irons the survival suits Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 55 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I'm nae coming on here slagging the pax off and then telling ah cunt far' I work! Im stupid but not that stupid. Yes you are. We've all worked out where you work based on what you've said and the pic you posted. Idiot. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Cruising at 20000 feet with consi in the cockpit Fuck that - Hoo mama Would be worried at 20,000ft in a helicopter regardless of who was piloting tbh. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Pic I posted was from years ago. Doesn't take a genius to figure where I work, but I'm hardly going to mention specifics, or companies etc. Pipe down, Brento. Ok, you've put on weight, but I can still tell it's you when I check my bag in. Get the coffee on. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, Ramandu said: Would be worried at 20,000ft in a helicopter regardless of who was piloting tbh. Aye ok Elon. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Folk telling you that you know someone when you bloody well don't but don't accept that as an answer. Also, folk not accepting "no" as an answer. ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Haha have you actually seen mi like? Say hello next time. About the same weight now as when the pic was taken! Ill give you a kiss next time sweetcheeks ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Ramandu said: Would be worried at 20,000ft in a helicopter regardless of who was piloting tbh. Doesn't stop some folk though, albeit this involved a jumbo jet.... https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/stowaway-who-fell-sky-mystery-18623031 Ouch! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, Laichomoray said: That Elton John/Dua Lipa remix of kiss the bride The original was shite and thon version is atrocious. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Sue Smith on Sky Sports. Absolutely revolting. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real pet hate of mine is when you think you've done a shite, get up to wipe, and then you think 'fuck sake there's more' so you have to sit down again and wait it out. Time consuming Even worse when youve finished wiping, only to to realise there is more... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real chore Bloody murder Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 The UK is definitely worse off for not adopting the bum gun craze when the rest of the world was installing them. Shining fresh arsehole on leaving the bathroom and a gleaming pan left behind. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Used a Japanese toilet in a place in London once. Didn't even need a poo but forced one out. Spray cleaning and blow drying your bum. A wondrous experience. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: The fact every household in this country isn't fitted with a bidet is a disgrace. It's a public health issue IMO Step up to the plate and fit a T-Peice to the mains supply of your lavvie and attach a skoosher. Budget bidet and skid mark destroyer. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 33 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: You’ve just made that up Incorrect. It's you that makes up poo stories, Captain Shitdigits. 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Folk in the quiet coach on the train talking at the top of their voices. Also the cunt two seats down having a video call, again loud as fuck cos he canna hear properly cos of the two idiots talking loud as fuck. Edit : Idiot FaceTiming has redeemed himself somewhat as he’s swigging white wine straight from the bottle at 9am on a Sunday. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Folk in the quiet coach on the train talking at the top of their voices. Also the cunt two seats down having a video call, again loud as fuck cos he canna hear properly cos of the two idiots talking loud as fuck. Edit : Idiot FaceTiming has redeemed himself somewhat as he’s swigging white wine straight from the bottle at 9am on a Sunday. Sorry I'll try keep the noise down. You got a glass I can borrow? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Men drinking white wine..lol Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Sorry I'll try keep the noise down. You got a glass I can borrow? I ken it’s nae you Don cos the boy isna leching sleazily over the lassie sat in front of him. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Would you pump Greta Thunberg? Yes. Link to comment
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