Pet Hates

[RAZOR]

I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing.

No pics unfortunately.

[Poodler]

11 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I'm in O'Neills @Poodler @cheesepipes
 

 

Join me 

Im grounded till next week brother, fly the flag 

[cheesepipes]

4 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

It's comfier.

Impossible. 

Its a bloody nonsense. 

[cheesepipes]

2 hours ago, RAZOR said:

I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing.

No pics unfortunately.

Maybe she was filming herself for Onlyfans. 

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, RAZOR said:

I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing.

No pics unfortunately.

Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. 

[minijc]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. 

[RAZOR]

2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. 

Even the Korma had a kick to it in that place ?.

[dazzy_deff]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ What place is this and what curry did Mini struggle with? 
 

I’ve done a couple of Phaals in my time (nae bother) 

Some place in Newcastle. Advertised as the hottest curry in the UK or some pish. 

I had a wee taste on a naan and it was fuckin mental. But then again i guzzle a pint of milk with a tikka massala so im not really one to judge. Hotter than a phaal according to the boy who worked there. Mini tried to show off claiming he had hot curries all the time, then almost collapsed after 3 forkfuls. 

[Parklife]

Whatsapp being down.
 

Pain in the arse. 

[Poodler]

44 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Whatsapp being down.
 

Pain in the arse. 

Is that like 

 

[Bluto10]

had the kismet one in edinburgh after some Dutch courage Before

but dinna usually order mega hot curries

medium for moi

[Bluto10]

had the kismet one in edinburgh after some Dutch courage Before

but dinna usually order mega hot curries

medium for moi

[Poodler]

Jeff Buckley - hallelujah 

not dissing his whole catalogue but that song is just drivel 

I expect bluto to like it, given some of his recent posts 

[1903Fitba]

25 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Jeff Buckley - hallelujah 

not dissing his whole catalogue but that song is just drivel 

I expect bluto to like it, given some of his recent posts 

Lost Highway is about his only good song 

[Guest]

Some disgraceful Jeff Buckley slander 

 

One of the greats

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Facers being down thus proving the female 50% of the world are even more outraged, indignant and emotional without the fucking thing than they are with it

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Its not his song.

Aye Leonard Nemoy did it originally 

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Its not his song.

Did I say it was? 
 

Cohen is shit aswell 

[Poodler]

Phil Collins - you can’t hurry love is an abomination and an affront to decency.

doesn’t mean I suggest it’s his song 

 

 

edit, the arrogance of the man to think he could improve that song btw. Up there with Simon cowell for corrupting modern music 

[YorkDon]

13 hours ago, 1903Fitba said:

Lost Highway is about his only good song 

I haven’t listened to much Jeff Buckley but the only one that I would never skip is Everybody Here Wants You.

[Poodler]

You’re a tired routine Hanzoid

 

[Parklife]

The phrase

"Across the pond" 

Fuck off. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Fuck is this on Question Time?!? ?

[Guest milne_afc]

Was expecting this

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Binmen who refuse to uplift items made with plastic as part of uplifting waste for recycling?.

How are black bags stuffed with VHS tapes not plastic and therefore not accepted as recyclable waste? 

After all, this creates a manky environment and breeding ground for viruses to procreate and spread, does it not?

My bin was returned unemptied this morning. Buggers!

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Binmen who refuse to uplift items made with plastic as part of uplifting waste for recycling?.

How are black bags stuffed with VHS tapes not plastic and therefore not accepted as recyclable waste? 

After all, this creates a manky environment and breeding ground for viruses to procreate and spread, does it not?

My bin was returned unemptied this morning. Buggers!

Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. 

Thanks for the advice. Never knew that.

You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. 

I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them?

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Thanks for the advice. Never knew that.

No worries. 

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. 
 

Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. 

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them?

Nah. Neither. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No worries. 

Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. 

Nah. Neither. 

No probs min?. I won't hold you back anymore from tidying up and putting your equipment away, in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Act (of course), before you queue up to clock-out just now. 

 

[manboobs109]

Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell.