Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: No probs min?. I won't hold you back anymore from tidying up and putting your equipment away, in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Act (of course), before you queue up to clock-out just now. As I am both a concrete pump operator and an H&S advisor, you can be assured I'll do that. 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s not ‘pretty obvious’ as the bags are made from plastic and are recyclable. The helpful answer is that they are not allowed because they clog up the plant machinery. It is in my area because the bins have stickers on top telling you what can and cannot go in them. Information also available on local authority website, if you're unsure. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Roberto said: Should be an Ask Parklife thread. Agreed. Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell. Haha! Never a truer word Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell. ? It's a labour of love showing them even the basics. 'You don't need to punch the screen mum, just tap it'. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: "There's nothing happening when I press the button, Fuck me." Strange thing for your mum to ask you to do Soops min. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Similarities between parky and moobs are many. Both very consistent which is an admirable quality in todays world of switchhitters You're the most consistent and predictable man on this board, Cavey. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Not really , she's a right dirty cow. My favourite type of cow. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: My favourite type of cow. I phoned up Choi's the nicht, and ordered a steak, I had a fucking feeji when it took twa hours tae turn up, it wisnae billin het it wis Friesian cal. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Roberto said: 2 men fighting in a phone box in China, genuinely think Parklife would jump in between them And sink his tot up one chinks arsehole while cock slapping his face with the other. Ive potentially got issues. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Chris Martin. Just been on the news talking about some eco tour he's planning or some pish. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz................. Fucking dreep that does music for other dreeps. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 I’ve never got the stick Martin gets tbf. Apart from calling one of his kids Apple, and spouting off about eco stuff I dinna see the hatred. There are way more deserving arseholes making “music” around that should get the vitriol he seems to attract.At least he and the rest of Coldplay write their own stuff and play their own instruments.It’s fine for folk to nae like what they produce, but the vitriol they (and he in particular) seem to attract baffles me. 1 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 The boy Yungblud is having gender neutral lavvies on his tour. Might go and hang about the pissers all night in a trenchcoat. Hes actually a very likeable cunt, beautiful smile, does a decent duet with sexpot Avril Lavigne who i bloody love. No Pet Hates to speak of just FYI on fruity toilets. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: The boy Yungblud is having gender neutral lavvies on his tour. Might go and hang about the pissers all night in a trenchcoat. Hes actually a very likeable cunt, beautiful smile, does a decent duet with sexpot Avril Lavigne who i bloody love. No Pet Hates to speak of just FYI on fruity toilets. Decent song with BMTH too. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Always thought that Avril was a right little darling but she mairyt at boy from Sum41 who nearly died with the drink then mairyt at ridiculous looking man from Nickelback awful taste Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Shite Hearts manager though. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 new man. Them gorgeous little nipples are wasted Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is the prick wearing a jumper with himself on it? A bit like @Dad and the one sale of the DWT T-shirts. Hoo mama. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: He has spazzy shoes Kayser Soze feet. Francks brother. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Just now, Betty Swallicks said: Kayser Soze feet. That’s neat Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, milne_afc said: That’s neat Thats right Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Poodler said: new man. Them gorgeous little nipples are wasted Yes the Nickleback one really hurt. Bet her arsehole could clip your finger nails. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 She looks miserable. Needs to stop hangin about with weirdos. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 The continual shrinking of our favourite chocolate bars. A Toffee Crisp is about the same size as a milky way now. And the Picnic has shrivelled up to next to fuck all. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Thats what Poodlers like, 'Oh oh - listen to these cunts' or, 'Oh oh - listen to these bastards' 100% always shite Your wife into swinging like Moobsters is oldboy? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 On 10/14/2021 at 3:25 PM, cheesepipes said: The boy Yungblud is having gender neutral lavvies on his tour. Might go and hang about the pissers all night in a trenchcoat. Hes actually a very likeable cunt, beautiful smile, does a decent duet with sexpot Avril Lavigne who i bloody love. No Pet Hates to speak of just FYI on fruity toilets. Stereo in renfield lane has them as does Strathclyde union iirc. Terrible idea for ladies as when forced to use cubicles guys generally just pish all over the seats rendering their visits a most annoying experience. was in stereo with the good lady pre lockdown and she vowed not to return because of it. Guys are filthy bastards and should have their own toilets was her view. Her wokeness was temporarily abandoned. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Dad said: Thats what Poodlers like, 'Oh oh - listen to these cunts' or, 'Oh oh - listen to these bastards' 100% always shite Do you like showaddywaddy Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Hands up who wanks in communal showers? As in gym/ workplace etc. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 James Bond films. Utter shite for Clarkson types. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Adele...Wish some fucker wid shut her up,that Black loon needs to stick his cock doon her throat more often,with luck it will choke her....? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Torry Tosser said: Adele...Wish some fucker wid shut her up,that Black loon needs to stick his cock doon her throat more often,with luck it will choke her....? Must have fair saggy and droopy milkers after the weight loss. Still would. Link to comment
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