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One I'm currently experiencing. 
 

When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. 
 

Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. 
 

Bastard 

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

One I'm currently experiencing. 
 

When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. 
 

Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. 
 

Bastard 

Thats bad planning. 

You must have known a little Kanye was due. 

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4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Could've pooed in the shower and stamped the poo away. That'd have saved time. 

The odour of the turd being blasted with hot water and stamped upon to break up would've been putrid though. 

Ineffective method, I'd think. 
 

Might get shit under the skin as well, in any little cuts you might have from stubbing your toe or sumin, and get seriously ill. 
 

Vomit. 

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