Ramandu Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Music being played through a phone on public transport. Sounds tinny, why would you not use headphones? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ramandu said: Music being played through a phone on public transport. Sounds tinny, why would you not use headphones? Africans think this is acceptable on Long Haul Flights. Selfish backward mongols. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Pointless England qualifiers on stv but nae Scotland games. 1 Link to comment
Ramandu Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 45 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Pointless England qualifiers on stv but nae Scotland games. U21 game is on bbc red button. Currently 0-0 vs Kazakhstan. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ramandu said: U21 game is on bbc red button. Currently 0-0 vs Kazakhstan. Aye watching it. Shite stv gets all the pointless England games while theres an important Scotland game on Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 stvs a low rent piece o shyte..its eh bluto o tv chennels..it gits wan percent o itvs budget tae dae stv news n a few ither pyshy wee low budget hings n fuck aw else..worthless emberrisin crep..shidda pilt eh plug oan eh cunts 20yr ago 2 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Eh bet yir mither wishd she did i saym ti yirsel yi wee spuzzy rat. 3 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 51 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Aye watching it. Shite stv gets all the pointless England games while theres an important Scotland game on Sfa sell out to sky. Fa don't. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Eh bet yir mither wishd she did i saym ti yirsel yi wee spuzzy rat. ^ anither cunt thit wis silenced in eh 90s..by ez auld mans length doon ez horn tooter 2 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 nivir spoke a wird agin efter pliyin beker street on his auld mans alto sax..burnt oot void ay'a man Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Link to comment
zander Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 On 11/12/2021 at 12:52 PM, cheesepipes said: Africans think this is acceptable on Long Haul Flights. Selfish backward mongols. They also think it's acceptable to purchase a KFC and then whip it out 4 hours into the flight, whilst stinking out the whole cabin. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Infuriating. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: Infuriating. (pɛt heɪt) a minor annoyance that a person identifies as particularly annoying to them, to a greater degree than it may be to others. Smoking is my pet hate. Collins English Dictionary. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle The Boof taking the name dropping to a new level ^^ 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 He looks a lot like a fellow that used to post on Mad. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 One I'm currently experiencing. When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. Bastard Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: One I'm currently experiencing. When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. Bastard Thats bad planning. You must have known a little Kanye was due. 2 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 31 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Thats bad planning. You must have known a little Kanye was due. Nah. Came on like a brick. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Could've pooed in the shower and stamped the poo away. That'd have saved time. The odour of the turd being blasted with hot water and stamped upon to break up would've been putrid though. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Parklife said: Could've pooed in the shower and stamped the poo away. That'd have saved time. The odour of the turd being blasted with hot water and stamped upon to break up would've been putrid though. Ineffective method, I'd think. Might get shit under the skin as well, in any little cuts you might have from stubbing your toe or sumin, and get seriously ill. Vomit. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 20 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Ineffective method, I'd think. Might get shit under the skin as well, in any little cuts you might have from stubbing your toe or sumin, and get seriously ill. Vomit. I don't think you would get ill from your own turd. (don't quote me on that btw) Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: I don't think you would get ill from your own turd. (don't quote me on that btw) You absolutely would Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 ^^^ @Ten Caat What's the situation here? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 I got a throat infection from snowballing so don't think ingesting your own shite would be much better for you. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Quagmire said: I got a throat infection from snowballing so don't think ingesting your own shite would be much better for you. Snowballing? Link to comment
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