Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

36 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

If he still had a beard, it's a no.

Cheeser will be devastated 

[Poodler]

Be honest 

do you dip your toast in your cup of tea? 

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Be honest 

do you dip your toast in your cup of tea? 

C'mon min.

[Don Fonte]

31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I mean the cunt he has become. 

His bird isn't aging well either.

[cheesepipes]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Modern Sports Mixtures 

Adapted for the homosexual mouth. 

 

[dazzy_deff]

49 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

His bird isn't aging well either.

Massive milkers though.

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Massive milkers though.

The bloody best type.

[Ke1t]

Neighbour just had a reduction done 

Not sure what size they were, but they were like cartoon huge... like when you draw a stick figure lady and pencil in a pair of tits that look like beach balls.

Haven't seen the post surgery set yet, but I told her that I want it on the record that I'm 100% opposed to any decrease in the size of her titties.

Totally ignored my protest, and had the surgery done anyway. 

You understand that in Islam my contention would have prevented this from happening.

@manboobs109

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Neighbour just had a reduction done 

Not sure what size they were, but they were like cartoon huge... like when you draw a stick figure lady and pencil in a pair of tits that look like beach balls.

Haven't seen the post surgery set yet, but I told her that I want it on the record that I'm 100% opposed to any decrease in the size of her titties.

Totally ignored my protest, and had the surgery done anyway. 

You understand that in Islam my contention would have prevented this from happening.

@manboobs109

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[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Those group selfie pics where the head cunt taking the photo has their insincere beaming face close up and in the background a bunch of smiling mongs smile along.

Fucking hate that.

Not enjoy the photo shoot for the family Xmas card?

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Haha. Does your mum posting me close ups of her fudango count as a selfie? 

Only cunt she’s sending close ups o her fud to at her age is NHS24 yi fucking creep.

[Redforever86]

Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

[Bluto10]

13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

prob bald cunts

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

prob bald cunts

It’s a bird but I bet she has. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

prob bald cunts

@Dad could confirm?

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

Bit gay if you don’t wear shorts in this weather tbh 

[dazzy_deff]

People who look at me funny for wearing a bobble hat in the bar. 

[Poodler]

Shed 7. 
 

sorry gents, I know they’re popular around here but i dinna really get it. 
 

dunno if it’s the music or the pretty green weller hair crowd 

[Poodler]

As a responsible muso, I like to occasionally check out stuff I don’t like, just to be sure I still dislike it (revisited U2 recently and now like a few albums.

OCS did an acoustic set at Virgin the other day.  Checked out The Circle. Comments under it like ‘greatest songwriter ever’ etc. 
 

I bet even Craddocks mother doesn’t even regard him as the greatest songwriter ever, come away. 
 

I think people just write these things to annoy arseholes like me (it works)

[maryhilldon]

53 minutes ago, Poodler said:

As a responsible muso, I like to occasionally check out stuff I don’t like, just to be sure I still dislike it (revisited U2 recently and now like a few albums.

 

Rattle and Hum, Joshua Tree, Achtung Baby?

[cheesepipes]

Ive never willingly listened to a U2 track from start to finish, radio i obviously suffer thru it. 

Just utter drivel to my ears. 

Yet ill happily listen to 80s hair metal til 2am on a Thursday. Getting right into Dokken and Winger again. 

We're all wired differently but its still no excuse for OCS. 

[cheesepipes]

Again for Radiohead. 

Give me Great White or Cinderella anyday. 

I even tried The Bends one time in respect to the musos. 2 songs in i got. 

[manboobs109]

Storms getting names. Fucking load of nonsense

[cheesepipes]

Sounds like some pompous shite a knob jockey like bono would feed the world. 

[Bluto10]

on the whole I’d rate OK Comp as Peak Radiohead.

couple of song from Bends are up there tho

[Bluto10]

Shed7 were always sub oasis type stuff, just like the bluetoneroses 

got their first two albums (special ed of Max High) but doubt they’ve aged well

[Henry]

Muso shite polluting every thread

There's a pet hate

[manboobs109]

19 minutes ago, Henry said:

Muso shite polluting every thread

There's a pet hate

I hear ya H. It's always 100 times worse when Bluts blunders in with his tuppence worth as well.

[YorkDon]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Agreed. Storms will be getting ‘gender reveals’ within two years as well.

Sam Smith will be at the forefront of gender neutrality reveal parties just after that.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Agreed. Storms will be getting ‘gender reveals’ within two years as well.

You just know somebody is on 50k a year to think up the names as well.