Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

barbour monty for me

or clogg slippers

[Poodler]

I’ve got a pair of those NF spaceman lookin hings but if I pull them oot after the bar, they are roundly derided

[The Boofon]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

barbour monty for me

or clogg slippers

Or clogs as they’re better known. 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

A warming experience is getting a quality slipper on the foot after a busy day.

No novelty shit, got to spend a few Queen Lizzies for the good gear. 

BTW been watching Cowboy Kent, good stuff.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Unlikely they would have a router that stores browsing history. @ehboof 

Im better than that. 

Maybe not in Brazil or Glasgow, but in the civilised world they do.

[BrianFaePerth]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

An expensive router would do the job, Brizo. Most folk have a bog standard one from their comms provider.That's the same all over the world imo.

You ever have a scan of Mrs Brizo's browsing history?

Eh stopped after indigenouscock.com

[cheesepipes]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

BTW been watching Cowboy Kent, good stuff.

You just know hes a lovely man. 

 

Although i got the same vibe from Rolf Harris. 

[sheepcrooky]

The masked singer TV program. Happened to stumble upon it last night. 
 

What a heap of fucking pish. 

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The masked singer TV program. Happened to stumble upon it last night. 
 

What a heap of fucking pish. 

It's amazing. Bloody good light hearted family viewing. Bairn loves it. 

[Poodler]

A real Pet Hate - ex-forces losers who can’t let it go/ immensely proud of their service. 
 

a boy in a coffee shop today was annoying as fuck, speaking as loud as he could about being ex-army - he was wearing a camo t-shirt and jacket clearly cheap tat from the surplus store, just to remind folk (he was 50’s, obese, west coaster)
 

he had cornered a young boy and his bird and it turns out the boy is in the artillery and he’s announcing to the clearly disinterested boy ‘YOURE A BLOODY HERO SON. IM A GYLLER, ALWAYS A GYLLER, AH YOU CANNA BEAT IT’ 

These sorts of folk did 3 year in the 70’s and you know they’ve made a lifetime out of it.

I changed to take-away and left asap, can’t handle folk like that. 
 

proud of shooting innocent Irish children are you? Horrible cunts

[cheesepipes]

47 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The masked singer TV program. Happened to stumble upon it last night. 
 

What a heap of fucking pish. 

Its unwatchable shite. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Daily mail (think) did an article on this only yesterday.  Muricans turning up to parades dressed like West Point’s finest and getting called out by guys who can tell their uniforms are off the internet.  Deserved the public shaming they got.  Also thought a kicking was in order and looked like it was coming ex-camera

[Hoofball]

51 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The masked singer TV program. Happened to stumble upon it last night. 
 

What a heap of fucking pish. 

The program is shite, Davina McCall looks terrible nowadays, needs a good feed but Rita Ora on the other hand, bet she’s filthy as fuck

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Daily mail (think) did an article on this only yesterday.  Muricans turning up to parades dressed like West Point’s finest and getting called out by guys who can tell their uniforms are off the internet.  Deserved the public shaming they got.  Also thought a kicking was in order and looked like it was coming ex-camera

YouTube is littered with them. 

 

Great viewing. 

[Simply Red]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Its unwatchable shite. 

This. 100%

[Guest milne_afc]

Davina is fucking beautiful for 50+ 

I’d give her one right in the shitter

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Davina is fucking beautiful for 50+ 

I’d give her one right in the shitter

Right up the boulevard. 

With Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen sucking a ball each. 

 

[dazzy_deff]

8 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Davina is fucking beautiful for 50+ 

I’d give her one right in the shitter

She was tasty until she went on a way overboard health kick. Looks anorexic now  

Denise van outen on the other hand, as CP alludes to...oocha boy 

[Hoofball]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

She was tasty until she went on a way overboard health kick. Looks anorexic now  

Denise van outen on the other hand, as CP alludes to...oocha boy 

Agree, before the health kick Davina was crackin.

 

Van Outen back on the market supposedly, her bloke was texting other birds

[Guest milne_afc]

14 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

She was tasty until she went on a way overboard health kick. Looks anorexic now  

Denise van outen on the other hand, as CP alludes to...oocha boy 

Just looked her up on Google images. She’s overdone the abs workout that’s for sure. I’d still happily treat her to an evening of entertainment on the galloping maggot. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Check this cunt....

Someone's old boy.

 

I mind watching that and wishing he’d suffer a haemorrhage 

[Parklife]

59 minutes ago, Poodler said:

A real Pet Hate - ex-forces losers who can’t let it go/ immensely proud of their service. 
 

a boy in a coffee shop today was annoying as fuck, speaking as loud as he could about being ex-army - he was wearing a camo t-shirt and jacket clearly cheap tat from the surplus store, just to remind folk (he was 50’s, obese, west coaster)
 

he had cornered a young boy and his bird and it turns out the boy is in the artillery and he’s announcing to the clearly disinterested boy ‘YOURE A BLOODY HERO SON. IM A GYLLER, ALWAYS A GYLLER, AH YOU CANNA BEAT IT’ 

These sorts of folk did 3 year in the 70’s and you know they’ve made a lifetime out of it.

I changed to take-away and left asap, can’t handle folk like that. 
 

proud of shooting innocent Irish children are you? Horrible cunts

You didn't thank him for his service? 
 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Classic LD

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Hoofball said:

The program is shite, Davina McCall looks terrible nowadays, needs a good feed but Rita Ora on the other hand, bet she’s filthy as fuck

Back on the smack? 

[Hoofball]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

Back on the smack? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10382229/amp/Davina-McCall-puts-leggy-display-navy-blue-gown-trainers-ahead-Masked-Singer.html

 

Going by this setup, wouldn’t rule it out

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Good clip that, is that show any good?

It's one of my favourites. Some of the older episodes especially are hilarious. 

If you've got sky, it's on sky Atlantic. Worth setting a few to record and giving it a try. 

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's one of my favourites. Some of the older episodes especially are hilarious. 

If you've got sky, it's on sky Atlantic. Worth setting a few to record and giving it a try. 

Never managed a whole episode, too much shouting/ irritating yanks/ penny chews

 

 

[Misers Hill]

16 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10382229/amp/Davina-McCall-puts-leggy-display-navy-blue-gown-trainers-ahead-Masked-Singer.html

 

Going by this setup, wouldn’t rule it out

Looks like thon Maxwell cunt err.

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Never managed a whole episode, too much shouting/ irritating yanks/ penny chews

 

 

You're missing out. 

[cheesepipes]

Theres no real middle ground with Curb. 

 

Folk think shite or best programme ever. 

Im in BPE or certainly one of them. 

Boy Trevor Reid i used to work with, ugly man from Bucksburn watched about 5 mins of one episode and stormed off saying "fucking jew shit".