Pet Hates

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Henry said:

That was 100% the best celebration ever ? 

Thanks for agreeing Henry 

[Henry]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Thanks for agreeing Henry 

No problem Poodler. Hope you’re having a great Friday evening 

[Zeus]

Wordle -what is that shit?

[cheesepipes]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

The best celebration ever? 
 

hard to beat the city spook who ran the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of his old teams fans, arsenal I think it was

never moved that quick in any game haha

The boy Ketsbia did a good effort, probably second behind the Elephant washers son. 

 

He really should have taking his shorts and pants off aswell, then he'd have been number 1.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Young people. Like the ones that inhabit ITV2.

These kiddies all want shooting

[Poodler]

 

see when women sell these stories even though it makes them look bad, it just shows you how pathetic the females of this species are. Absolute scum 

[BrianFaePerth]

Good to see they’re still doing the 9 quid holidays for the lower classes. Covids guarantee too, nice

[shut up meg]

Kids in car stickers, thank fuck you put them on your motor chief as I was planning to crash into the back of your car.

[Guest]

I for one am shocked that Poodler is unhappy at the ousting of a mans private sexual exploits. 

[Bluto10]

aye berto is correct for once

 

also there in case the baby is projectiled out the car so they know to look in the surroundings

[Guest milne_afc]

Do these folk remove the stickers when the child isn’t travelling in the vehicle? Would be irresponsible not to and could lead to unnecessary death.

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Women are great, except, when they're accusing you of rape, shagging your mates, over 35, spending your money or saying you have a tiny winkie.....

Are you still seeing her?

[Bluto10]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

‘KIDZ IN BOOT’

basement, actually

[Guest milne_afc]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

the baby is projectiled out the car

He’s definitely dead now. No point in even looking for them.

[Bluto10]

haha aye, that was my first thought too.

unless it’s like mclaine in die hard two 

 

 

[The Boofon]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I don't work for the ambulance service.

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

basement, actually

Where's Your Head At is a decent tune.

[redone]

Do you get an Order of Treatment sticker ?

in event of accident please treat occupants in following order :-

1. Driver

2. Tasty bird (adult)

3. Normal kid

4. Vegetable kid

5. Any Hun

6. Red John

 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, redone said:

Do you get an Order of Treatment sticker ?

in event of accident please treat occupants in following order :-

1. Driver

2. Tasty bird (adult)

3. Normal kid

4. Vegetable kid

5. Any Hun

6. Red John

 

Red John wouldn't even be on the list. 

[shut up meg]

48 minutes ago, Roberto said:

It's not for that reason.

If there is a car crash and ambulance service see that sticker, they get the child out first before the adult.

I can't be arsed checking but if true, fair enough, still think that they are shit.

[Guest milne_afc]

'The sign is not for emergency services, but more of a notice to other drivers. Anyone using these signs must ensure they are not obstructing the driver's view,' a spokesperson for NSW Police told the NRMA. 

 

?

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I for one am shocked that Poodler is unhappy at the ousting of a mans private sexual exploits. 

Pick your side piece appropriately. Not these blabbing bitches

its weak men who pump everything and get caught 

[Reed or deed]

Maryhilldon has a sticker on his car.

“Annoying nasal weegie on board”

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Maryhilldon has a sticker on his car.

“Annoying nasal weegie on board”

Belter.

[Reed or deed]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

My bike has a sticker saying 

‘Annoying ginger cunt woz ere’

My bike has a sticker on it.

”Grifter”

[Simply Red]

My missus has a ‘baby on board’ sticker on her motor so any simpleton micropenis cunt who is driving up her backside like a maniac gets a reminder his driving is endangering kids in the back. 

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like " My other car is a Porsche"  

I did once see a car in Aberdeen with a sticker that read, "My other car's a bucket of shit, too."

[CrazyBullSheep]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That is the reason for the sticker, to stop tailgaters . Most folk when they are in the car love driving into the back of other cars at high speed. The sticker stops this .

I never notice any stickers when driving as I'm too busy texting

[Bluto10]

43 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t take notice of car stickers tbh - more concentrating on not crashing whilst singing to the Lightning Seedz 

 

80s soft rock power ballads are my choice of ICE when in the #whip

[redone]

Speaking about car stickers.....

https://youtu.be/YV0ETHGyvcI