Bluto10 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: 'Older and Bolder' my favourite. Always like the more mature lady, me. one of the krew had a jazz mag which had a pull out, called bonus boner Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 32 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: one of the krew had a jazz mag which had a pull out, called bonus boner You really don’t help yourself bloots Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: You really don’t help yourself bloots Haha. Was thinking the same. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, The Boofon said: Yip. Ace. the wife is bloody lovely. ? I knew that boof...it was aimed at hanzo?... Calendar Girls ?? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Bluto10 said: one of the krew had a jazz mag which had a pull out, called bonus boner There was a quine from my home toon who once appeared in the Reader's Wives section of Fiesta back in the mid 90s. An ex-boyfriend of hers alerted the magazine to her femininity after they split up. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Good idea for a thread. What was your favourite scud mag back in the day. Also, Scud Mag is a GBN Link to comment
Robin Askwith Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Drivers who don’t bother acknowledging you when you’ve let them continue coming down Mugiemoss Road even though you have right if way. 99% of them split arses too. Link to comment
Robin Askwith Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Grown men (fuds) based in Aberdeen, wearing an English Premier League top. Clowns Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Sell on clause chat and percentages due Absolutely brutal stuff 1 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Fixed how’s the djing going these days sash? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 41 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: how’s the djing going these days sash? Your bank statements still double Dutch malcolm?? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 it’s ok misers. cavey is big and ugly enough to reply for himself thanks Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Bluto10 said: it’s ok misers. cavey is big and ugly enough to reply for himself thanks Gotcha?...?? Or foned ej in laws. ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Fitbas gone Zeus, about 50% of fans nowadays are utter fuds Punctuation is your friend here,unless of course that was meant to be an insult to Zeus. Standards. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Yes we talked about Groningen yesterday. Should change your name to bluto730 raveman, stop begging for chat. you’re a nonentity. that’s why I\we ignore you 2 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: That one fucking mate that's on a downward spiral and wants to charm you in to taking you with him. Fuck that cunt. Time will I see you for lunch the day @BrianFaePerth 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/13/2022 at 2:38 PM, styrofoamplates said: Iona Fyfe I'm going to take this back. She's spent the last few days winding up Huns and then posted this at full time. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: You hide in a utility room drinking alone each night and have a pretend krew You didn’t even wear your glasses last night Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/13/2022 at 4:28 PM, Robin Askwith said: Drivers who don’t bother acknowledging you when you’ve let them continue coming down Mugiemoss Road even though you have right if way. 99% of them split arses too. Every other driver on the road is a cunt. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 5/13/2022 at 1:38 PM, styrofoamplates said: Iona Fyfe Okay. Where did you buy it from? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Cooking programmes. Don’t get me wrong, I love my food and like to see pros doing it and getting some tips. It’s the sycophantic wank that goes round it. Always delicious and amazing, the best dish the guest has ever tasted. Be good to see someone just to say look mate that tastes like fucking shite. And also the fact that they seem to think your average punter has ingredients they produce firing about their kitchen. Just use some leftover turmeric you have kicking about or some pish. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Cooking programmes. Don’t get me wrong, I love my food and like to see pros doing it and getting some tips. It’s the sycophantic wank that goes round it. Always delicious and amazing, the best dish the guest has ever tasted. Be good to see someone just to say look mate that tastes like fucking shite. And also the fact that they seem to think your average punter has ingredients they produce firing about their kitchen. Just use some leftover turmeric you have kicking about or some pish. I tend to agree with that. A lot is pretentious wank. That said, many years ago I did get a couple of corporate freebies at Nick Nairn's cook school place at Lake of Monteith. That was quite good and he was a decent cunt too. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I tend to agree with that. A lot is pretentious wank. That said, many years ago I did get a couple of corporate freebies at Nick Nairn's cook school place at Lake of Monteith. That was quite good and he was a decent cunt too. He was great in 48 Hours. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: He was great in 48 Hours. Does a great oatcake too. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 90% of posters in the Gaylord forum. Reading the shit in there at present is enough to induce an aneurism. Giving up on it until the season starts again. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 11:46 AM, Bad_Mobby said: Was it any cunt on here who biffed him in toon a while back? Probably talking when he should have been sizzling Yes it was, nae me I might add @police https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-42454646 Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Hutch lol unbelievable Was not him. There were no innocent parties although despite me thinking Nairn is a prick was undeserved. Basically both were absolutely smashed and the boy spotted him and was giving it the usual pish, as in you couldn’t make an omelette or some shite. What should have probably happened is Nairn laughing and saying well you are you are welcome to come to my restaurant anytime have a good night or some shit. Instead he told the boy to fuck off and got smacked. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Was not him. There were no innocent parties although despite me thinking Nairn is a prick was undeserved. Basically both were absolutely smashed and the boy spotted him and was giving it the usual pish, as in you couldn’t make an omelette or some shite. What should have probably happened is Nairn laughing and saying well you are you are welcome to come to my restaurant anytime have a good night or some shit. Instead he told the boy to fuck off and got smacked. Apart from the fella assaulted by two neds? Link to comment
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