Pet Hates

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Apart from the fella assaulted by two neds?

Agreed. Ok 100% they where in the wrong. But if you are a celebrity and two pissed  louns have  a go at you, in my opinion the best way to dissolve the situation is to laugh and and say have a good night.

Boy probably thinks he is a hero now.

 

Or knock fuck out of them.

[Bluto10]

12 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Agreed. Ok 100% they where in the wrong. But if you are a celebrity and two pissed  louns have  a go at you, in my opinion the best way to dissolve the situation is to laugh and and say have a good night.

Boy probably thinks he is a hero now.

 

Or knock fuck out of them.

or shatter his knee, he’ll drop like a stone

[Bluto10]

I do a mean Ainsley Harriot impression 

[Bluto10]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Lets hear it then

haha - his giggle

 

mobbys working, he’ll be along with a photoshop soon

[Fridge]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If Nairn had the likes of Jamie Oliver and Ainsley Harriot with him those two pricks would have said fuck all.

Reckon Gordon Ramsey is either fucking game or it is all act and he would have legged it.

 

[manboobs109]

Gregg Wallace would've knocked fuck out of you Fridge.

[manboobs109]

Or Ken Hom wi 2 of his woks doing ninja shit.

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Or Ken Hom wi 2 of his woks doing ninja shit.

Solid testicular blow and some bailing hait soup over his dish would soon end that fight.

[Redforever86]

Action Bronson for toughest chef imo

 

[Poodler]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Apart from the fella assaulted by two neds?

He’s a prick anyway 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good at owning virgin and going on about flying into space with his own rockets 

See that's just too obvious. Good as the teacher in Grange Hill that got his wig nicked would've been better.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Mobz 1 Moobz 0

[Redforever86]

The original thing was it was only done when someone misspelt a name or word. 

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

In your opinion.

Obviously in my opinion or I wouldn't have said it.

This is what I mean by post less Hanz.

[Simply Red]

52 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

was it was 

Loved walk the dinosaur

 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You stated ‘ would’ve been better’ as if it were fact. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

^^^ The reply from the defeated. ?

Nope the reply of the bored

[manboobs109]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I know I’m right. 

Yip it only seems to encourage you.

[Studebaker-90]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I don’t need any encouragement. 

Love the Rolling Stones 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The original one was my Tina Turner quip (which still gets an outing now and again) 

@SH he is taking credit for your material again

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 hours ago, Poodler said:

He’s a prick anyway 

I thought that too until I met him.  He was actually quite decent.  Likes a wee dram for sure.

[Don Fonte]

As our resident celebrity shagger (not Moobs) alluded to...

This pish at the start of the Champions League final. An 'opening show'

Fuck, fuck off.

[BrianFaePerth]

#PrayersUpforSH

[Poodler]

Dons fans supporting Andy Goram - a known/ proven bigot. 
 

afc chat is all but dead. It was a good run 

[BrianFaePerth]

The hat will never die, unless the inevitable court order requires it to

[Misers Hill]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Dons fans supporting Andy Goram - a known/ proven bigot. 
 

afc chat is all but dead. It was a good run 

So.Ever knocked out any real huns in Glasgow or Aberdeen for that Matter  ....or just lobbed obscenities from the y....or across the road.....get fucking politics out of it pal .....? . ......Dod Coupland is next.?..

Bunch of fucking windbags...

[Robin Askwith]

Shoppers in Lidl who think its acceptable to pack their bags at a normal pace.

The rule of thumb should be, pack at speed, to keep up with the till operator scanning and throwing items at you.

If you want to take your time bagging yer messages, fcuk off to Tesco , Morrisons etc.....  

[dazzy_deff]

27 minutes ago, Robin Askwith said:

Shoppers in Lidl who think its acceptable to pack their bags at a normal pace.

The rule of thumb should be, pack at speed, to keep up with the till operator scanning and throwing items at you.

If you want to take your time bagging yer messages, fcuk off to Tesco , Morrisons etc.....  

You don't pack at the till at lidl or aldi. Throw it in your trolley and pack at the back after paying 

[YorkDon]

I think of it as a challenge to get it bagged and ready to go before I pay.No back bench packing for me…

[Parklife]

35 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I think of it as a challenge to get it bagged and ready to go before I pay.No back bench packing for me…

Same. That's the correct way. If you're incapable of that, chuck it in the trolley and pack elsewhere. 

Don't hold every cunt up because you're slow/thick/selfish.