Robin Askwith Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I pack at any pace I like. I’m not going for some fucking Olympic bag pack record just because their check out staff fire the goods through at 100mph. Lidl dick ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I do FFS I bet you’re there Aldi long. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I couldna co-op spending too much time in there. None of this perusing the aisles for ages.Ken what i’m in for, and get it done. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Same. That's the correct way. If you're incapable of that, chuck it in the trolley and pack elsewhere. Don't hold every cunt up because you're slow/thick/selfish. Correct Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said: If you do that at Seaton Lidl some cunts dog will steal yer grub No they won't Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Give it a try and report back Done it pal. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Cunts in services that pish or shit on the seat, and leave it.Total minks. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: Cunts in services that pish or shit on the seat, and leave it.Total minks. ? Is that a common thing? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 37 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ? Is that a common thing? I mean it’s nae every time I use a service station toilet, but it’s fucking honking when you walk into a stall to an apocalypse of shite! Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Shitting on the seat?? I presume either they have the skitters or didna make it in time before they sat down.Either way, clean it up FFS. Fuckin minks. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 1, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 1, 2022 23 hours ago, Redforever86 said: FFS I bet you’re there Aldi long. So bad… Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 39 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: So bad… It was just for Hans. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 1, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 1, 2022 23 hours ago, Redforever86 said: FFS I bet you’re there Aldi long. 57 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: So bad… 17 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: It was just for Hans. So bad, it's good ? I'm going to steal that for one of my Dad jokes. I'll give you credit though.? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, YorkDon said: I mean it’s nae every time I use a service station toilet, but it’s fucking honking when you walk into a stall to an apocalypse of shite! Ah ok, you never mentioned toilets. I thought you meant where folk sit for a coffee. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Vey clever. As far asda jokes go, it’s fine fare Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 20 minutes ago, milne_afc said: As far asda jokes go, it’s fine fare Spar for the course Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Spar for the course Comedy in that situation was the Safeway to go. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Stevie G and his wife had to think up a new plan to get their groceries after the Tesco delivery van broke down. "We used Our-car-do" Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 I take Lidl joy from readin' these crap jokes. Please stop. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 5/31/2022 at 12:55 PM, Sooper-hanz said: I pack at any pace I like. I’m not going for some fucking Olympic bag pack record just because their check out staff fire the goods through at 100mph. Slow cunt, you’ll be there all morning noon and night. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 These puns are shit. Mind you. It's s-par for the course around this joint. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 RS was funnier than these. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 A lot of folk cannot afford these stores due to cost of living, most folk are cost cutters now Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Poodler said: Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Thistle be the last of them. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, Poodler said: Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Went to school with the owners daughter. True story. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 21 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: These puns are shit. Mind you. It's s-par for the course around this joint. On 6/1/2022 at 6:48 PM, Simply Red said: Spar for the course Link to comment
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