Sooper-hanz Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 10 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Razor adverts. Do they think we don't know the model has had a shave before filming, then applied more shaving foam? Are you hairy,Mary? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Shaking hands cunts. Get that fucking wanking claw out my space. I can't believe in 2022 there are still bastards that practice this filthy Hun action. Nice little bow like our Japanese friends is enough. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Lazy bastard parkers. Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc. Get out and walk you cunts. Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces. Fair enough. The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable. There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them. Got it sussed now tho. Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car. Arseholes? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car. Arseholes? Bet you don't. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Just now, Redforever86 said: Bet you don't. I will. The temptation is to run a trolley along side of the car but the CCTV will likely see that. A suruptiscious wee squirt from pocket level will hopefull go useen. Until the paint starts bubblin' off like? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. Aye, like the disabled. You heartless fuck. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Lazy bastard parkers. Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc. Get out and walk you cunts. Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces. Fair enough. The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable. There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them. Got it sussed now tho. Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car. Arseholes? Hun behaviour. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. To be fair if you’re a single Mum with 4 kids it would be easier for her than me meandering down from further back @mumsnet Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Hun behaviour. Thank you. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Lazy bastard parkers. Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc. Get out and walk you cunts. Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces. Fair enough. The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable. There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them. Got it sussed now tho. Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car. Arseholes? Is your daughter WAP? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Lazy bastard parkers. Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc. Get out and walk you cunts. Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces. Fair enough. The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable. There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them. Got it sussed now tho. Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car. Arseholes? They should put the disabled and parent and child spaces away at the back of the car park then the cunts that abuse them would be more likely to look for a standard space. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: They should put the disabled and parent and child spaces away at the back of the car park then the cunts that abuse them would be more likely to look for a standard space. Brilliant. Wish I'd thought of that.?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 5 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Is your daughter WAP? Now, now. Settle min. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 I was at Berryden and parked in a disabled space, far too much of the cunts. About 40% of the car park. My van has blacked out windows so any nosey cunts with syringes full of brake fluid will need to up their game. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I was at Berryden and parked in a disabled space, far too much of the cunts. About 40% of the car park. My van has blacked out windows so any nosey cunts with syringes full of brake fluid will need to up their game. At least you could justify it by having that boy from the swimming in the passenger seat. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 If I take my old mum to the shops does that count as parent and child? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: If I take my old mum to the shops does that count as parent and child? 2 disabled spaces. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 I think the BLT crowd will be pushing for their own spaces, then the Dod Floyd brigade will want something up top for the inconvenience of slave trade. The straight white man will get 3 or 4 spaces up the back with arrows pointing to the White Supremacist areas. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 If you put the hazards on, you can park anywhere for 20 minutes. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I think the BLT crowd will be pushing for their own spaces, then the Dod Floyd brigade will want something up top for the inconvenience of slave trade. The straight white man will get 3 or 4 spaces up the back with arrows pointing to the White Supremacist areas. The graphic on the ground denoting the space will be a white hood. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: I was at Berryden and parked in a disabled space, far too much of the cunts. About 40% of the car park. My van has blacked out windows so any nosey cunts with syringes full of brake fluid will need to up their game. I'll keep an eye out. Sainsbury's is a bit posh for me so nae there often. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 54 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: That ‘s a no then I forgot what the question was. Of no importance. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I'll keep an eye out. Sainsbury's is a bit posh for me so nae there often. It was the minky Sports Direct, Home Bargains zone. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I forgot what the question was. Of no importance. DF asked if your daughter was WAP Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: DF asked if your daughter was WAP Unnecessary. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: It was the minky Sports Direct, Home Bargains zone. Makes sense. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Tbf, there's generally 1 car max outside of there Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Unnecessary. I thought so as well. He's a very crude man at times. Link to comment
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