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[Redforever86]

There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Bet you don't. 

I will.  The temptation is to run a trolley along side of the car but the CCTV will likely see that.  A suruptiscious wee squirt from pocket level will hopefull go useen.  Until the paint starts bubblin' off like?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. 

Aye, like the disabled.  You heartless fuck.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Lazy bastard parkers.  Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc.  Get out and walk you cunts.

Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces.  Fair enough.  The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable.  There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them.

Got it sussed now tho.  Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car.  Arseholes?

Hun behaviour. 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

There shouldn't be any parent and kids spaces etc, we are all equal I thought. 

To be fair if you’re a single Mum with 4 kids it would be easier for her than me meandering down from further back @mumsnet 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hun behaviour. 

Thank you.

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Lazy bastard parkers.  Fuckin' double yella's, zig zags, pavements, corners etc etc.  Get out and walk you cunts.

Today at Asda, and every time I go there wi me daughter and granddaughter we park in the parent and child spaces.  Fair enough.  The amount o' fuckers that park there without kids is unbelievable.  There's plenty fuckin' spaces about 4 car lengths away fuckin' use them.

Got it sussed now tho.  Next time I'm gonna carry a couple of them big plastic syringes filled wi brake fluid and if I see a lazy bastard, I'll casually walk past their motor pushin' a trolley and from hip level, squirt the side of their car.  Arseholes?

Is your daughter WAP?

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

They should put the disabled and parent and child spaces away at the back of the car park then the cunts that abuse them would be more likely to look for a standard space. 

Brilliant.  Wish I'd thought of that.??

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Is your daughter WAP?

Now, now. Settle min.

[cheesepipes]

I was at Berryden and parked in a disabled space, far too much of the cunts. About 40% of the car park. 

My van has blacked out windows so any nosey cunts with syringes full of brake fluid will need to up their game.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If I take my old mum to the shops does that count as parent and child? 

2 disabled spaces.

[cheesepipes]

I think the BLT crowd will be pushing for their own spaces, then the Dod Floyd brigade will want something up top for the inconvenience of slave trade.

The straight white man will get 3 or 4 spaces up the back with arrows pointing to the White Supremacist areas.

[Guest milne_afc]

If you put the hazards on, you can park anywhere for 20 minutes.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

I was at Berryden and parked in a disabled space, far too much of the cunts. About 40% of the car park. 

My van has blacked out windows so any nosey cunts with syringes full of brake fluid will need to up their game.

I'll keep an eye out.  Sainsbury's is a bit posh for me so nae there often.

[Beachend Bootboy]

54 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That ‘s a no then 

I forgot what the question was.  Of no importance.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'll keep an eye out.  Sainsbury's is a bit posh for me so nae there often.

It was the minky Sports Direct, Home Bargains zone.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

DF asked if your daughter was WAP

Unnecessary.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It was the minky Sports Direct, Home Bargains zone.

 

Makes sense.

[Dad]

Tbf, there's generally 1 car max outside of there 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I thought so as well. He's a very crude man at times. 

So am I but I don't go about usin' that crudeness toward's people's children.  As said, unnecessary ??

[For Fecks Sake]

White folk with dreadlocks.

Fuck all to do with any of that culturally inappropriate shite, more that the person tends to look like a right fucking druggie mink.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

White folk with dreadlocks.

Fuck all to do with any of that culturally inappropriate shite, more that the person tends to look like a right fucking druggie mink.

On you with that one.  Simply wrong it is.

[cheesepipes]

53 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

White folk with dreadlocks.

Fuck all to do with any of that culturally inappropriate shite, more that the person tends to look like a right fucking druggie mink.

Has a Chinese man ever had dreadlocks?

I'm well travelled.....never saw one.

A white Brig o Donner in the early 90s was rocking the Larsson look before Henrik himself, he pulled it off nae bother. Blonde gives off a softer surfer vibe while dark hair is more crusty junkie 

[Zeus]

There's a older boy that sits in the south stand with ginger dreadlocks 

Don't think it's an intentional look.

 

[Poodler]

Stinky Garth BFTD

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

18 minutes ago, Zeus said:

There's a older boy that sits in the south stand with ginger dreadlocks 

Don't think it's an intentional look.

 

Someone planted them on his dome and tells him - we will kill your wife if you shave this off, you Spin Doctor cunt. 

[Zeus]

Turns up every week.  Ripped jacket, dreads, doesn't give a fuck

 

Ledge

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

There's a older boy that sits in the south stand with ginger dreadlocks 

Don't think it's an intentional look.

 

There was a cracking mullet a couple of rows in front of you yesterday. Proper business at the front, party at the back job. Doing it his way.

[Zeus]

Just now, RAZOR said:

There was a cracking mullet a couple of rows in front of you yesterday. Proper business at the front, party at the back job. Doing it his way.

Aye seen him. Pulled it off pretty well to be fair ?

Was another boy around there yesterday absolutely loving life, until a steward told him to calm down. Peer cunt 

[RAZOR]

Yeah he's always getting his knuckles wrapped for being rowdy. Nanny state.

Lad always seems like he's having a great time.