Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

12 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A well timed headbutt is a glorious thing. Check this wee squirt getting sent in to another dimension. 
 

 

A thing of beauty.

A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act.

9/10

[Bluto10]

13 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Thye liket din in yi

Jist bekiss yi dinae ply gilf 

gowlf eez fir kimpleet loohzirs iff huh esk meh

spishly eh eens thit wayr glives 

 

lol

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

Today's gripe.

Folk in big cars who haven't got a clue how to drive and manoeuvre said vehicle.

Just watched a prick, or prickess, attempting to drive into a space 3 times before giving up and driving off looking for a space with no adjoining vehicles.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A thing of beauty.

A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act.

9/10

A lovely, opportunistic work of art delivered with perfection.

[Edwin Starr]

9 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A thing of beauty.

A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act.

9/10

I felt sorry for the lad.

[Studebaker-90]

12 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I felt sorry for the lad.

He apparently had a knife and has previous for molesting a child (amongst other things that evoke anger from the social media mob) 

[Edwin Starr]

4 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

He apparently had a knife and has previous for molesting a child (amongst other things that evoke anger from the social media crowd) 

I didn't know that , I couldn't hear what they were saying .

 

Fair enough and thanks for putting me right.

[Guest milne_afc]

The annual nonsense of school kids getting their grades or fitiver it’s ca’d and the horrible parents taking to SocMed to live vicariously through their horrible little shits.

 

[Poodler]

32 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

The annual nonsense of school kids getting their grades or fitiver it’s ca’d and the horrible parents taking to SocMed to live vicariously through their horrible little shits.

 

https://12ft.io/proxy?ref=&q=https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/education/4643230/nairn-exam-results-student-celebrate-a-barrage-of-as/
 

 

dome 

[Ke1t]

Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. 

I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. 

Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. 

Or stop wanking. 

Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. 

 

[Bluto10]

31 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Sent him to outer space

you’d be late to your own funeral cavey min

fuckin

[Reed or deed]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. 

I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. 

Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. 

Or stop wanking. 

Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. 

 

Totally agree with this.

Breeks doon, pump out that slug. Thorough wipe, flush bog, seat down.

Wash hands thoroughly.

3 mins max every time for all that.

Never understood the concept of folk taking newspapers into the bog lol

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them?

 

 

[Reed or deed]

3 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them?

 

 

No no no min. 3 minutes for the whole process. 
 

Sometimes wash my hands in the bog before i flush it like to save water.

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. 

I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. 

Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. 

Or stop wanking. 

Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. 

 

Away. Reading in the loo is one of life's little pleasures. Can be an oasis of calm in a busy house.

[Dad]

12 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them?

 

 

@Captain Caveman

[Bluto10]

8 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Be no cunt at yours

that’d still be more popular than yours

 

[Reed or deed]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That would explain why you type so much shite on here.

Well played.

Yes and i would gladly shake your hand to acknowledge that quip. ?

[Zeus]

The amount o time women take to leave the house.

Holy fuck 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The amount o time women take to leave the house.

Holy fuck 

The amount o' fuck time the useless cunts tak ti dee onyfuckinthing.  Pit on make up, drive, park the car, shoppin', hae a shite, clean the hoose, fuckin yap.  Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm.  That fuckin thing right there can tak the fuckers years?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your Mrs ever drive the camper van?

Camper van?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Motorhome then. What's the difference ?

There is a wealth of information for the graspin' out there.  Go grasp some.

[Beachend Bootboy]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If you don't know then fine. Camper van it shall be. 

Fitivz min.  Fitivs.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cool. So is the Mrs allowed to drive it?

?

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm.  

What about your daught....

...nah been done to death.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What about your daught....

...nah been done to death.

?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The amount o' fuck time the useless cunts tak ti dee onyfuckinthing.  Pit on make up, drive, park the car, shoppin', hae a shite, clean the hoose, fuckin yap.  Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm.  That fuckin thing right there can tak the fuckers years?

Get some tips from AK on your thrustin technique. He’ll happily pay to watch it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Get some tips from AK on your thrustin technique. He’ll happily pay to watch it.

Rather hae a wank these days tbh Brizer.

[johnstrac]

Don't start the whole camper van vs. caravan thing, they hate each other.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Don't start the whole camper van vs. caravan thing, they hate each other.

It's more of a camper van v motorhome thing min.

I have a motorhome and I hate jist a' cunt.??