Don Fonte Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: A well timed headbutt is a glorious thing. Check this wee squirt getting sent in to another dimension. A thing of beauty. A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act. 9/10 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 13 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Thye liket din in yi Jist bekiss yi dinae ply gilf gowlf eez fir kimpleet loohzirs iff huh esk meh spishly eh eens thit wayr glives lol 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Today's gripe. Folk in big cars who haven't got a clue how to drive and manoeuvre said vehicle. Just watched a prick, or prickess, attempting to drive into a space 3 times before giving up and driving off looking for a space with no adjoining vehicles. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Don Fonte said: A thing of beauty. A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act. 9/10 A lovely, opportunistic work of art delivered with perfection. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Don Fonte said: A thing of beauty. A lovely wee rocking motion just before to set up the act. 9/10 I felt sorry for the lad. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: I felt sorry for the lad. He apparently had a knife and has previous for molesting a child (amongst other things that evoke anger from the social media mob) Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: He apparently had a knife and has previous for molesting a child (amongst other things that evoke anger from the social media crowd) I didn't know that , I couldn't hear what they were saying . Fair enough and thanks for putting me right. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 The annual nonsense of school kids getting their grades or fitiver it’s ca’d and the horrible parents taking to SocMed to live vicariously through their horrible little shits. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 32 minutes ago, milne_afc said: The annual nonsense of school kids getting their grades or fitiver it’s ca’d and the horrible parents taking to SocMed to live vicariously through their horrible little shits. https://12ft.io/proxy?ref=&q=https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/education/4643230/nairn-exam-results-student-celebrate-a-barrage-of-as/ dome Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. Or stop wanking. Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 31 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Sent him to outer space you’d be late to your own funeral cavey min fuckin Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. Or stop wanking. Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. Totally agree with this. Breeks doon, pump out that slug. Thorough wipe, flush bog, seat down. Wash hands thoroughly. 3 mins max every time for all that. Never understood the concept of folk taking newspapers into the bog lol Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: 3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them? No no no min. 3 minutes for the whole process. Sometimes wash my hands in the bog before i flush it like to save water. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Folk who spend an hour in the bog to take a shit. I'm in and out in 5 minutes. There's nothing should be taking a fucking hour in a bog. Go see a fucking doctor or eat more fibre. Or stop wanking. Whatever the fuck you're doing in there, do it faster. Away. Reading in the loo is one of life's little pleasures. Can be an oasis of calm in a busy house. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: 3 mins to wash your hands. Did you shit in them? @Captain Caveman 2 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Be no cunt at yours that’d still be more popular than yours Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That would explain why you type so much shite on here. Well played. Yes and i would gladly shake your hand to acknowledge that quip. ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 The amount o time women take to leave the house. Holy fuck Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, Zeus said: The amount o time women take to leave the house. Holy fuck The amount o' fuck time the useless cunts tak ti dee onyfuckinthing. Pit on make up, drive, park the car, shoppin', hae a shite, clean the hoose, fuckin yap. Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm. That fuckin thing right there can tak the fuckers years? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Your Mrs ever drive the camper van? Camper van? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Motorhome then. What's the difference ? There is a wealth of information for the graspin' out there. Go grasp some. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: If you don't know then fine. Camper van it shall be. Fitivz min. Fitivs. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Cool. So is the Mrs allowed to drive it? ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm. What about your daught.... ...nah been done to death. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: What about your daught.... ...nah been done to death. ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: The amount o' fuck time the useless cunts tak ti dee onyfuckinthing. Pit on make up, drive, park the car, shoppin', hae a shite, clean the hoose, fuckin yap. Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm. That fuckin thing right there can tak the fuckers years? Get some tips from AK on your thrustin technique. He’ll happily pay to watch it. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Get some tips from AK on your thrustin technique. He’ll happily pay to watch it. Rather hae a wank these days tbh Brizer. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Don't start the whole camper van vs. caravan thing, they hate each other. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, johnstrac said: Don't start the whole camper van vs. caravan thing, they hate each other. It's more of a camper van v motorhome thing min. I have a motorhome and I hate jist a' cunt.?? Link to comment
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