Tenerifered Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 pet hate #1 - manic depressive grumpy unhappy people who have nothing positive to say for themselves.. i wonder who thats aimed at Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 The G_L_A is ginger? My illusions are shattered tis true Link to comment
tup Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Poor c**t, he has my sympathies, head like a wire brush, canna be easy. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Poor c**t, he has my sympathies, head like a wire brush, canna be easy. tup in emotion shocker. well he gets f**k all sympathy from me. Link to comment
tup Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 He does however have the heart of a Lion. A warrior if you will! I suppose even lions have their heels of Achilles. There's always dye GLA min. Link to comment
Pash Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 When you let the cat in then 2 minutes later it is sitting at the door meowing wanting out again. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Periods. Agreed. The end of the Cretaceous was a f**king c**t. And I reserve the 'f**king c**t' combo purely for the most deserving of occasions. Link to comment
360 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Bus drivers that like to ignore folk that run for the bus, especially if it's raining, sadistic c**ts! If I was a bus driver, I would definitely do this. I would wait for them to get within arms reach of the door, then close them suddenly and do an evil laugh right in their face. I would then proceed to drive the bus. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Anyone who justifies watching awful television because there is someone hot in it. i.e. I watch X-Factor because Cheryl Cole is in it or Strictly Come Dancing because they dance in revealing outfits. Just say you are under the thumb or gay, none of this bullshit. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 So only gays or folk under the thumb watch Babestation then? Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Anyone who justifies watching awful television because there is someone hot in it. i.e. I watch X-Factor because Cheryl Cole is in it or Strictly Come Dancing because they dance in revealing outfits. Just say you are under the thumb or gay, none of this bullshit. Yes, I hate guys who use this excuse if they watch Hollyoaks as well. Hollyoaks is garbage and if you want to see the woman from it then there is plenty of pictures on the internet of them in far more revealing outfits Link to comment
Foster14 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 So only gays or folk under the thumb watch Babestation then? Does that constitute awful television? Further to my first point though, it is people who sit and watch these programmes, say they are not very good but blah blah blah so it is actually good. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 Does that constitute awful television? Further to my first point though, it is people who sit and watch these programmes, say they are not very good but blah blah blah so it is actually good.I would say that it is the benchmark for awful television! Link to comment
Foster14 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Yes, I hate guys who use this excuse if they watch Hollyoaks as well. Hollyoaks is garbage and if you want to see the woman from it then there is plenty of pictures on the internet of them in far more revealing outfits Hollyoaks was going to be the third example if I went any further with my list. Godawful television, poorly acted, poorly scripted, storylines repeated over time. But there are hot girls in it... Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I suppose even lions have their heels of Achilles. There's always dye GLA min. Hemmin, ye cheeky c**t!! Have i mentioned the Irish. They are a pet hate of mine. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 How can we send man into space, create microchips as thin as a pube and yet we can't make chocolate, crisps, cake, or pizza healthy without it tasting like dung? Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 The fact that when I'm sick it seems to coincide with the start of a holiday from work. Been feeling pretty shitty the past few days and now I have the next couple of days off the sh*te has hit the fan so to speak Same goes with colds. I get a cold just before I take a few days off work quite a lot. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 On a course in Glasgow and the company gives us Link to comment
Iraq_Red Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The fact that when I'm sick it seems to coincide with the start of a holiday from work. Been feeling pretty shitty the past few days and now I have the next couple of days off the sh*te has hit the fan so to speak Same goes with colds. I get a cold just before I take a few days off work quite a lot. My wife's work makes an allowance that if you are signed off ill, even if on holiday, these count as sick days and don't bite into your holidays, so check with your HR if this applies?! Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 My wife's work makes an allowance that if you are signed off ill, even if on holiday, these count as sick days and don't bite into your holidays, so check with your HR if this applies?! Aye that only works if you sign off on the sick before you go off on hols. If you get ill while on hols, you're sh*t outta luck! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 People who think that owning a SLR automatically makes them awesome photographers! With the arrival of social networking there has been an obvious rise in photo sharing, and there is a huge amount of "arty" tripe that folk with their new SLR cameras post. Look at me, i've got a fancy camera, lets take a picture of something from a jonty angle and make it black and white. Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 People who think that owning a SLR automatically makes them awesome photographers! With the arrival of social networking there has been an obvious rise in photo sharing, and there is a huge amount of "arty" tripe that folk with their new SLR cameras post. Look at me, i've got a fancy camera, lets take a picture of something from a jonty angle and make it black and white. I agree, owning a big fancy Mercedes has no bearing on the quality of images you can take, try telling them that though! I've seen them in action, emergency stops, big wide car, holding up the traffic, while they take photos! c**ts. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 also, having a child doesn't mean you automatically need a f**king people carrier! A vehicle that holds 8 is not required for a family of 3! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 I agree, owning a big fancy Mercedes has no bearing on the quality of images you can take, try telling them that though! I've seen them in action, emergency stops, big wide car, holding up the traffic, while they take photos! c**ts.The photos they take are 99% of the time no better than images that a standard camera can take. There is a girl I used to work with who keeps putting sh*t pictures up that I know she thinks are "artistic" but they look like they could have been taken by a mobile. Just add an edgy angle and a different hue and they think they are a pulitzer prize winners! Link to comment
Donmacca Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Why do people insist in constantly snorting when they have a cold, just go blow your f***ing nose!!! Also people who munch chewing gum with their mouth wide open. Lets just say I'm a little irritable tonight. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 People who either send you screenshots as massive .bmp files or put them in a Word document. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 People who act all 'Christmassy' in workplaces and shops, it's just an excuse for skiving, Santa disna exist FFS. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 People who stand around in the kitchen bullshitting while you try and make a coffee. Get the fuck out of my way you pair of pricks. Link to comment
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