The Boofon Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Just general weather chatter. People talk about the weather far too much up this neck of the woods. Folk that say "this neck of the woods" on the internet. "This neck of the woods" could be anywhere in the world. Add in every dickhead in the world who when asked where they live they say "Fife" Narrow it down just a smidge please. Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who use the words "stoked" and "creased". What the fuck are you doing with your life? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who use the words "stoked" and "creased". What the fuck are you doing with your life? Lighting fires and doing a spot of ironing perhaps? Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Sadly, that is not the case. Stoked- excitedCreased- Laughed Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Sadly, that is not the case. Stoked- excitedCreased- Laughed Really. Well I never. Folk that don't say awesome to describe something magnificent. Awesome is an awesome word. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Folk that use the word random to describe mundane, everyday events. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 The National Lottery and the chaos caused in the fag queue. Prior to the national lottery you could just march up to the cig counter and be served pretty much instantaneously. These days there is always some old cunt in the road buying a scratch card or cashing in a million lottery tickets for Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who continue the boring, tedious, mind numbing conversation they were having with the person behind the till after they've paid. Usually old, decrepit women, it should be said. Fuck off! Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who continue the boring, tedious, mind numbing conversation they were having with the person behind the till after they've paid. Usually old, decrepit women, it should be said. Fuck off! Even though they have clocked you checking your watch. "Euromillions tonight". Fuck off you demented auld bastard and stand aside as I conclude my transaction quickly and with zero fucking about. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who continue the boring, tedious, mind numbing conversation they were having with the person behind the till after they've paid. Usually old, decrepit women, it should be said. Fuck off! I fucking hate that as well it must be said. Even though they have clocked you checking your watch. "Euromillions tonight". Fuck off you demented auld bastard and stand aside as I conclude my transaction quickly and with zero fucking about. You can add folk who wait until everything is rung through the till before they decide that they will need either a card or cash to actually pay for the items. Did it not dawn on you prior to everything being checked through that you'll need some sort of way to pay for all of this? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Internet shopping lads then you will avoid that annoyance that is the great British public. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Dentists. Why does every one leave you sitting and waiting for the torture to commence. Cunts. Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I fucking hate that as well it must be said. You can add folk who wait until everything is rung through the till before they decide that they will need either a card or cash to actually pay for the items. Did it not dawn on you prior to everything being checked through that you'll need some sort of way to pay for all of this? Yep. Same thing goes for getting on the bus, count your fucking change BEFORE it gets to you. also, the taxman on the bottom left of the screen is annoying when using this site on a phone because you can't really see what you're typing. Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Internet shopping lads then you will avoid that annoyance that is the great British public. Internet shopping is nae bad, but I don't fancy waiting 3 days for a Wispa. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 When you spend a little while typing something out on your phone to post up, you hit the wrong button and lose the entire post. Staff in videogames shops who treat you like you're 8 and attempt to sell you shit you dinna need when all you're in for is a copy o COD.The folk who work in Games Workshop- I'm just in for a sci-fi novel. What I dinna want is a cunt on the till who makes airplane noises, speaks to ye in scribble, and worst of all attempts to cheat you out of your change by claiming that said novel is Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 keith lemon and chris moyles, by fuck i would like to goal kick both in their respective wind pipes. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I have no interest in Warhammer 40K beyond reading the novels Fucking sad bastards. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Folk that have a problem with others that like Sci-fi. Am I nae allowed to hae an imagination?Oh, wait you're fishing Harcus, even sadder..Then again, sci fi fans that dress up in their heroes clothes- they're a shower of cunts almost always squeaky gay voiced neckbeards that still live with their mum, or 20 stone goth birds wi massive glasses and reek of crying. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Drivers that sit behind For ages even though there's ample opportunity to get past. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 That post should say, people that sit behind tractors for ages even though there is ample opportunity to get past. It wouldn't let me edit it on my phone Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 When the hat goes down and me and Tup fae Wick ask BC on Twitter what's going on and then he doesn't reply. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Kelt loves Sci-Fi. It's the greatest entertainment genre bar none... and I include all forms of porn in that statement. I can only watch the same porn clip three or four times before moving on to something else, because it's no longer doing it for me.... if you get me drift.... but I've watched Alien about 40 times. Never spunked to one of the Alien movies, but then that's not the intention of Sci-Fi* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZxKGxNmWz4&feature=related *Except, say, Star Wars XXX Parody. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Bein' asked by the misses "Whit d'ye fancy fer yer tea?"and never getting what I fancied fer ma tea. Ah mean,why fucking ask in the first place? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Bein' asked by the misses "Whit d'ye fancy fer yer tea?"and never getting what I fancied fer ma tea. Ah mean,why fucking ask in the first place? Fuckin A-MEN! Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People who call their evening meal "tea". It's a drink FFS - or a plant, but not a meal. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 People telling me one team blew their coupon for them. Fuck off I don't care!!! Link to comment
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