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26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

On strings as usual. You're a very predictable man, CP. 

Haha good one man... 

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It was as predictable as you jumping in with a womens sport defending waffle and an insult to all those doing it...... Which up until the New Wave Benders arrived was pretty much the entire pub section of this forum. 

 

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9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Most international goals scored, I believe. 
 

 

You could put a big mound of elephant dung on the goal line which would perform better than the lower ranked countries wifie goalkeepers, they actually assist the ball into the net. 

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5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. 
 

Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. 
 

I must admit I don't understand why they try and compare women's to men's records, totally different sports. Even when it's the same sport. 

I don't watch it. 

I just like speaking outdated ill-informed nonsense on it. 

Will watch wifies tennis  actually. 

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17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It was as predictable as you jumping in with a womens sport defending waffle and an insult to all those doing it...... Which up until the New Wave Benders arrived was pretty much the entire pub section of this forum. 

 

Soops having a lie in this morning. 

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19 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Is one of those though, Pipes. If you don't like it don't watch it. 
 

Leave the lassies be. Just enjoying themselves etc. 
 

 

Totally agree but it's being rammed down our throats despite most of it being unwatchable pish.

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On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

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54 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Ultra endurance sports women tend to outperform men too. 

Really? Did not know this .

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3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

Elton John and the Drifters - what more you wanting like?  😄

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24 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Good on you. 
 

Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. 
 

 

Quite rapidly once ive ejaculated. 

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23 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Good on you. 
 

Wifey tennis is a cunt, the screaming novelty wears off after a while. Just starts to grate. 
 

 

As a spectator of both, Women's tennis > men's tennis imo. 

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Really? Did not know this .

Yeah. Apparently so. We're talking extreme things like 200 mile races and the like. A female relative of mine actually done the Glenmore 24 hour race the weekend just past. Done over 100 miles. Very impressive. 

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20 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

On topic. Aberdeen’s fancy new exhibition centre’s events schedule being made up of the same bland indie bands and outdated old cronies that toured every year at the last place. 

Didnt see the Biffy Clyro confirmation.

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10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

As a spectator of both, Women's tennis > men's tennis imo. 

Yeah. Apparently so. We're talking extreme things like 200 mile races and the like. A female relative of mine actually done the Glenmore 24 hour race the weekend just past. Done over 100 miles. Very impressive. 

 

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

As a spectator of both, Women's tennis > men's tennis imo. 

Yeah. Apparently so. We're talking extreme things like 200 mile races and the like. A female relative of mine actually done the Glenmore 24 hour race the weekend just past. Done over 100 miles. Very impressi

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@Parklife

read a couple of books in the last few months about ultra marathons.Fuck that .😂

I suppose it gets to the stage in these events where  physical strength no longer becomes an issue and it’s more a mental thing . Fortitude if you will . 

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I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. 

They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). 

A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. 

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46 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Janey Godley TV and radio adverts 

 

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

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7 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. 

They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). 

A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. 

Did someone try the old ‘swap shirts’ joke ? 🤪

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I used to help out the wifeys darts team at the old local (when they were short of players)

Always got gubbed by the big muckle hoors (none of them worth riding either) 

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1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I used to help out the wifeys darts team at the old local (when they were short of players)

Always got gubbed by the big muckle hoors (none of them worth riding either) 

Did they make you wear a frock and a wig? 

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3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Did they make you wear a frock and a wig? 

Did it on my own accord 

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11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Beat by a bunch of wifies. 
 

Some admission to make round these parts 

When we had boys spewing on the sideline while taking a throw in, we were just proud we finished 90 mins to be honest. 

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12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Beat by a bunch of wifies. 
 

Some admission to make round these parts 

Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to.

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11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Anything involving that beaut is cringe. 
 

She got called out for having a Twitter beef with 50 cent, using the N word etc and refused to back down on it. 
 

The kind of thing my ma' would find funny, so naturally, it's chronic 

She's not all bad then.

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7 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

When we had boys spewing on the sideline while taking a throw in, we were just proud we finished 90 mins to be honest. 

I always played better with a hangover/still wasted 

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1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Janey Godley TV and radio adverts 

 

She is in the panto this year. I won't be going.

I'll take the bairn to the cooncil panto instead.

Janey Godley is getting nae money from me.

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I get beat at bowling by a 7 year old quine.

That's me trying as well.

I'm shit at bowling.

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