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6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I always played better with a hangover/still wasted 

We battered them first half. They were super fit though in their defence. We dropped off and they kept running for fun. 

Was a great party the night before like - some of your pals there if i remember right. 

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1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

I played against Scotland wifies in a friendly when i played for BoD under 15's. We were really crap at the time and were all on massive come downs and hangovers from a house party at one of our players' hooses the night before. 

They beat us 3-2. Julie Fleeting was very good, but other than that they were pretty brutal. They were preparing for the Euros or something (canna mind what tournament exactly). 

A young dazzy deff scored a screamer to put us ahead. Cancelled out by an OG i scored in the second half as i was on the back post from a corner. If we hadnt been dying, we would have hammered them. No way can wifies fitba be put anywhere near the mens game. 

Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. 
 

Read the rest. 
 

Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. 

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42 minutes ago, Roberto said:

She is in the panto this year. I won't be going.

I'll take the bairn to the cooncil panto instead.

Janey Godley is getting nae money from me.

Oh no she isn’t. @Sooper-hanz special. 

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Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

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Just now, milne_afc said:

Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

Absolutely agree. The Nicola Sturgeon impressions peak awfulness. 

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12 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Stopped reading there to piss my pants with laughter. 
 

Read the rest. 
 

Pathetic Dazzy. Utterly pathetic. 

Sorry min

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1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Noted for future use and abuse. Dazzy could only redeem himself if he piled in to the burds team bath and gave them all a seeing to.

I piled into the team bath and gave them all a good seeing to...then i walked into the wifies changing room and shook their hands. 

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13 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Everyone can agree that the Godley mess of a woman is a disgusting pos. Some nice Monday morning harmony.

She received "rape threats". 

 

Bet the coppers laughed at that on their tea break. 

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8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im adamant I would not say that . 

Imo you'd stand and deliver that line. 

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6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You weren't in town on Saturday were you? 
 

Saw a man who fit the profile, was chatting to my mates. I would imagine you fit many profiles,  mind you. 

I confirm i was not and id ask if you please dont profile me. 

Its not very nice. 

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Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s Pipes’ profile? 

I cant help but feel it wont be very complimentary. 

 

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

It's "face coverins, it's the law in Scotlan!" bit for me.

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29 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Sorry min

It’s BOD you need to apologise to. 

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Bald guy with beard and tattoos. 
 

Stood at about 5'6.

Busted. 

 

Yip, that was me. 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im adamant I would not say that . 

Raging^^^^

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46 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Absolutely agree. The Nicola Sturgeon impressions peak awfulness. 

My mum loves that (the stupid bitch) 

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17 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Raging^^^^

Never been angrier. Grrrrrrrr

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34 minutes ago, Henry said:

It's "face coverins, it's the law in Scotlan!" bit for me.

"So we can keep living freely"

Fuck me.

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

That's what Ozzy Osbourne would look like if he had kept drinking. 

 

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11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

"So we can keep living freely"

Fuck me.

Says on her wiki she’s a comedian. 
😉
 

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4 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Fuck yi sayin aboot ma bird? 
 

She was eating goose intestines a couple of weeks ago, fucking creep.

Aye man.

Same - sending photos and that.

Must be a foreign thing.  Weirdos.

One step away from cannibalism if you ask me.

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Fucking hell they are torture.

It's hard to pinpoint the most cringey part.

A National embarrassment. Its like when chewing the fat had the news clips with the translation for the neds.

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2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Anything involving that beaut is cringe. 
 

She got called out for having a Twitter beef with 50 cent, using the N word etc and refused to back down on it. 
 

The kind of thing my ma' would find funny, so naturally, it's chronic 

Numpty....? 

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17 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

The wifies golf is pretty good right now. Women could almost compete against men in golf. Probably win in 1 in 10. On fitba, a woman’s team would be lucky to win 1 in a 100 playing men. 

Solheim fitba trivia

Anna Nordquist the scandanavian player with the gorgeous legs is married to (think) Hamish Macalpine's loon.  

Or he was their best man.  Or something.

Next time she putts just think about the moustache... 

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3 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Solheim fitba trivia

Anna Nordquist the scandanavian player with the gorgeous legs is married to (think) Hamish Macalpine's loon.  

Or he was their best man.  Or something.

Next time she putts just think about the moustache... 

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/golf/2476702/kevin-mcalpine-in-awe-of-wife-anna-nordqvist-after-her-womens-open-triumph/
 

Well done statto. 

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