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1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her.   ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual)

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17 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hard to see past Garry O'Connor.

 

 

A mirror image of your good self.

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29 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Hard to see past Garry O'Connor.

 

 

True. He is a fat cunt these days. 

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20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A mirror image of your good self.

I certainly play football like he nowadays.

A fat drunken club footed thief.

Ah no. 

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A long list of singers taking turns to try and outdo each other making a complete arse of singing the American National Anthem. 

Just sing the words properly for fucks sake. 

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2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

I don't want to get old. 😢

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5 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

Thumb it up her shitter 

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4 hours ago, Parklife said:

I don't want to get old. 😢

Well, if it's any consolation, you probably won't. 

😀

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6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tell her you had a wank but were thinking about her.   ( and quickly hide the Countdown 2001 annual)

The big pic of Richard Whitely is all sticky

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7 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Having a quiet wank while the house is empty, only for the wife to come home ten minutes after you're zipped back up and demand a ride. 

It's all bad options from thereonin. 

1. Tell her you JUST had a wank

2. Fake a headache and run the risk of her not riding you later because she thinks you've a headache

3. Go for it and see what happens. 

Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up?

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13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up?

The taxi driver couldn't get it up. Was it your old man?

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Tennis players dropping to the ground after they win.

Just get ower there and shake his hand so he can fuck off out of there.

awful sport 

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Top celebrating from Medvedev. The ol' "dead fish" celebration. Some boy. 

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And work for about 4 hours a day and moan that it’s not busy

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Not getting 20 runs to the airport a day anymore at £20. Nae luck.

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1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 

Just saw an interview from after the game, the actual phrase 'thoughts and prayers to his family' came out of a Liverpool players mouth. I thought he only broke his ankle?

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Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 

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25 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 

They really need to take a leaf out of our book. 

Celebrate horrendous misfortune. 

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Zoom/teams/MSN messenger  meetings.

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48 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 

Should've stuck to ballet dancing

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On 9/12/2021 at 1:31 AM, BrianFaePerth said:

Why was she so horny when she came home? Did her lover not show up?

His loss if he didn't, since she was well up for it. 

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7 hours ago, Poodler said:

Pseudo- grief for idiots like Harvey Elliot from fans of other teams. Embarrassing 

GBN and tricky third album

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19 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Taxi drivers. Annoying, loud, obnoxious pricks.


….who can drive to the front of the queue on Auchmill Road and expect everyone to make room as they are “working”.

 

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