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10 minutes ago, Dad said:

Behind the stone

Welcome back oldboy.

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25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck he’s back again

Probably to try and flog those t-shirts he had made up 😆

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The Great British bake off. 

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55 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Probably to try and flog those t-shirts he had made up 😆

Potentially the biggest cringe moment in the history of the internet.

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2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Welcome back oldboy.

Thanks son 😎

 

Much love 👍

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1 hour ago, Dad said:

Thanks son 😎

 

Much love 👍

Fuck sake - yeah could to see you back min

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Fuck sake - yeah could to see you back min

.., to see you back min......,could.

 

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3 hours ago, Fridge said:

Fuck sake - yeah could to see you back min

Cheers son - what you been up to anyway you big fool? Shagging etc?

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6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck he’s back again

Say what you wish you wee bastard - I read yon comment on the DWT thread - as gay as fuck for Dad you are, you dirty arsehole - come on now

 

All the best anyhow son 👍

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5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Say what you wish you wee bastard - I read yon comment on the DWT thread - as gay as fuck for Dad you are, you dirty arsehole - come on now

 

All the best anyhow son 👍

Hope you’re ok Dad. 
 

I’ll send you a bottle o gin back if it’ll soften the loses on those fucking t-shirts. 
 

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2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

.., to see you back min......,could.

 

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End of an era when old Brucie popped his clogs. 

Probably a diddler, though... they all were. 

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16 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Hope you’re ok Dad. 
 

I’ll send you a bottle o gin back if it’ll soften the loses on those fucking t-shirts. 
 

Ach aye - all good son 😎

And here - just buy a t-shirt, cheaper than gin which would be wasted on a teetotal old cunt like me anyhow 👍

 

Terrific stuff

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22 minutes ago, Dad said:

Say what you wish you wee bastard - I read yon comment on the DWT thread - as gay as fuck for Dad you are, you dirty arsehole - come on now

 

All the best anyhow son 👍

Dad. I can't put into words how much I've missed you.

Welcome back.

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4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Dad. I can't put into words how much I've missed you.

Welcome back.

Bent as fuck.

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8 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach aye - all good son 😎

And here - just buy a t-shirt, cheaper than gin which would be wasted on a teetotal old cunt like me anyhow 👍

 

Terrific stuff

Get fucked I wouldn’t let me auntie wear that shite. 

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3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Dad. I can't put into words how much I've missed you.

Welcome back.

It's been a strange time son - hoo mama 

Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably 👍

 

Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be.

 

Terrific 😭

 

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6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Get fucked I wouldn’t let me auntie wear that shite. 

No pressure on that front son - keep it ornamental

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29 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

End of an era when old Brucie popped his clogs. 

Probably a diddler, though... they all were. 

I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that  game thats a bit like connect4. 

She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. 

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8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I watched an episode of The Price is Right not that long ago, he rubbed his genitals on the glamorous assistant as he walked up a flight of stairs onto that  game thats a bit like connect4. 

She laughed and the crowd whooped, innocent fun. 

The ladies loved the attention. 

The ugly ones hated getting no attention, so they became militant lezzas and spoiled it for everyone. 

You even glance at a bird now and they're screaming STARE RAPE!

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

Cheers son - what you been up to anyway you big fool? Shagging etc?

There is no point in me telling what I have been up to but to suffice to say I have have been up to mischief, wreaking havoc and enjoying myself 

Nae sure if anyone else has enjoyed it to be fair

But we’re not here for a long time - we’re here for a good time

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5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

There is no point in me telling what I have been up to but to suffice to say I have have been up to mischief, wreaking havoc and enjoying myself 

Nae sure if anyone else has enjoyed it to be fair

But we’re not here for a long time - we’re here for a good time

What I said tae yir daughters. 

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11 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What I said tae yir daughters. 

Himmin just because Dad is back no need for the paedo jokes!

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

It's been a strange time son - hoo mama 

Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably 👍

 

Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be.

 

Terrific 😭

 

How is Elaine she left you yet? 

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

It's been a strange time son - hoo mama 

Back to shite making sense again all being well; an abundance of good times to make up for it incoming probably 👍

 

Anyhow - much obliged son; your love is nearing being taken for granted, such is it's purity. Earning it has me as humble as a cunt can be.

 

Terrific 😭

 

Good stuff Dad. Good to hear.

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Good you admit it

Evening Oggie. Having a good night?

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17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Just had some salmon. 
 

Half watching the footie. 
 

Away to have a lovely cup of decaf tea with oat milk. 
 

Yourself? 

Worked late (circa 7pm)

Had Thai red curry for supper.

Deciding what to watch on the TV.

Couple wines.

(Then excessive drinking and shagging heaps of birds obviously)

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14 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Just had some salmon. 
 

Half watching the footie. 
 

Away to have a lovely cup of decaf tea with oat milk
 

Yourself? 

Bender Bingo.

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8 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Bender Bingo.

You missed ‘Salmon’ 

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