Pet Hates

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Remind us where the border line is for being an Afc fan?

Stonehaven

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Stonehaven

OK, we seem to be headin' north.  Newtonhill.

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’d disagree with folk who say Aberdeen  city then? 

Aberdeen city?  FTF you on about?

[Parklife]

4 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

 

Neighbour of mine who works for the cooncil spends more time on his exercise bike in the garage or cutting his grass than actually working.

Love Deacon Blue 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Read not hear

He said talk therefore hear is correct as we will be in conversation, eh well talkin'.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

The city boundaries 

What about em?

 

[Edwin Starr]

59 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

He said talk therefore hear is correct as we will be in conversation, eh well talkin'.

That's correct BB.?

[redone]

7 hours ago, 1903Fitba said:

Kettles in general. I’ve had two in the past 3.5 years break on me. Not cheap shite ones either. 
 

 

Last kettle I bought was a cheapo one for about 20 quid and it's still working as well as the day I got it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See previous question mentioning Aberdeen city, 

Fuckin' lost me mate.  Goin' round in circles.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's alright. Fuggetaboutit

Done.

[johnstrac]

2 hours ago, redone said:

Last kettle I bought was a cheapo one for about 20 quid and it's still working as well as the day I got it.

Must be made of gold ! You can get them for half that.

[Studebaker-90]

People that have loads of bairns. Saw a guy strapping about 5 in to a people carrier yesterday as his fat cunt wife sat in the passenger seat and he just looked a soulless being. What a state to get yourself in to. 

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

People that have loads of bairns. Saw a guy strapping about 5 in to a people carrier yesterday as his fat cunt wife sat in the passenger seat and he just looked a soulless being. What a state to get yourself in to. 

5 more rides than AK has had 

[Ke1t]

24 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

People that have loads of bairns. Saw a guy strapping about 5 in to a people carrier yesterday as his fat cunt wife sat in the passenger seat and he just looked a soulless being. What a state to get yourself in to. 

There's a direct correlation between how many kids people have and how useless those kids will be to society when they grow up. 

1 kid = Astronaut. 

8 kids =2 junkies, 1 pedo, 2 non-binary, 1 Daily Record journalist, 1 serial killing drifter, 1 Politician. All Huns. 

Just fucking pull out and hose her face down, kids. 

[manboobs109]

I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust.

They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well.

 

[Edwin Starr]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust.

They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well.

 

Where were you mate ?

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust.

They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well.

 

Why didn't you just ask for them to let it brew when you ordered? 

Id wager that'd be a more effective strategy in getting what you want than whinging about it online afterwards. 

[Ke1t]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust.

They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well.

 

They never wash those machines. 

You're basically getting a toasty cup of bacterial soup that might taste faintly of tea.

Same goes for the coffee machines, ice cream machines, and the slushy machines at various supermarkets. 

Might as well drink your own pish, at least that's sterile. 

Unless you never wash your own cock. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

People that have loads of bairns. Saw a guy strapping about 5 in to a people carrier yesterday as his fat cunt wife sat in the passenger seat and he just looked a soulless being. What a state to get yourself in to. 

The African women around here all have about 5 kids , the oldest being about 6 or 7.

[frankie_mac's_4]

13 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

 

Might as well drink your own pish, at least that's sterile. 

 

If you disregard the streptococcus and multitude other bacteria awash in it, aye.

 

38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've defo done this before but I'm doing it again. The inability of cafes etc to make a fucking decent cup of tea. Just get a decent teabag, let it brew for a few minutes in boiling water, then add a splash of milk. Got a cup of tea today that tasted like dust.

They fuck about for 15 minutes making a cup of coffee but 5 mins is too long to brew tea. I'm sure the water that comes out of those stupid machines is tainted as well.

 

I came to the realisation years back that the only decent brew you'll get on the high street nowadays is at McDonald's. Ironic, cos the food tastes like fucking cardboard

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

There's a direct correlation between how many kids people have and how useless those kids will be to society when they grow up. 

1 kid = Astronaut. 

8 kids =2 junkies, 1 pedo, 2 non-binary, 1 Daily Record journalist, 1 serial killing drifter, 1 Politician. All Huns. 

Just fucking pull out and hose her face down, kids. 

I’m suspicious of people that have more than 2. Nae right in the head. 

[manboobs109]

45 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Why didn't you just ask for them to let it brew when you ordered? 

Id wager that'd be a more effective strategy in getting what you want than whinging about it online afterwards. 

Parky knows best eh? Shockeroonie.

I shouldn't have to educate cafe staff on how to make a cup of tea if I'm paying 2 pound for the privilege.

[manboobs109]

55 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Where were you mate ?

Wee takeaway place in St Andrews. I won't name and shame because they do good grub.

It's nippy though, making a decent cup of tea is a dying art.

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Parky knows best eh? Shockeroonie.

You're the one incapable of getting a cup of tea you like. 

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I shouldn't have to educate cafe staff on how to make a cup of tea if I'm paying 2 pound for the privilege.

I shouldn't have had to educate you on a whole manner of subjects but we are where we are. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You ever heard that John Shuttleworth song where he sings about how the second cup of tea is never as good as the first?  It's very true. 

Think that was on the Ibiza classics album I had back in the day 

[Fridge]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tea>Coffee

Wise up you nae been to Starbucks. Granted it is shite but they write your name on the cup so you can amuse yourself with Infantile made up names.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Folk that speak to young bairns with a fake, ga-ga, goo-goo accent.

Folk that speak to their pet dogs with a fake ga-ga, goo-goo accent.

??

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Folk that speak to young bairns with a fake, ga-ga, goo-goo accent.

Folk that speak to their pet dogs with a fake ga-ga, goo-goo accent.

??

A family member does that with their dog. 

Stayed with us for a couple of weeks, and if I'd heard, "Hellooooo my precious" or "There you are, little one" said to that fucking dog in a baby voice one more time I was going to stick a fucking axe through that fucking dog's head. 

I'm a patient man, but I have been known to boot dogs down a flight of stairs on occasion. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Folk that speak to young bairns with a fake, ga-ga, goo-goo accent.

New mum: "MAD, this is my 2 month old son, David" 

MAD: "Fit like Davie boy? Fit ye up to the day, loon?" 

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

The African women around here all have about 5 kids , the oldest being about 6 or 7.

Sturgeon pays them £25 a week now for each kid.

£125 a week into their pocket.

It’s the promised land.