Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s a motor-camper.

Cara-home or in your case cara-homo.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Brizer will happily oblige

Oh that's good.

You need to get back on the full stops tho.  Attention span of a fuckin' barnacle.

[BrianFaePerth]

Anyways it a winnebago

[Beachend Bootboy]

16 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Anyways it a winnebago

Way outa my league.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Care home for you Jimmy Somerville.?

Funny how you often you refer to gay men.  Is there somethin' you need to tell us?  You know, some wee secret, maybe a little lie you've been livin'. There's not so much stigma attached to such things now you know.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

PM’d you ?

Have you?  Nothin' flaggin' up.  Thankfully you bentshot.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Made you look. 

.........made you poop. Made you into tattie soup.  Aye, aye.

[Reed or deed]

4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The amount o' fuck time the useless cunts tak ti dee onyfuckinthing.  Pit on make up, drive, park the car, shoppin', hae a shite, clean the hoose, fuckin yap.  Dinna even get me started on the female orgasm.  That fuckin thing right there can tak the fuckers years?

Your wife is such a lucky lady being married to you.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Reed or deed said:

Your wife is such a lucky lady being married to you.

She sure is.  Fuckin' 30 years too.  She knows what side her breads buttered.

Pity your bitch don't have it so good eh?

[Reed or deed]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

She sure is.  Fuckin' 30 years too.  She knows what side her breads buttered.

Pity your bitch don't have it so good eh?

You are by far the worst act on here i have seen since i’ve been on.

Really, really bad.

Just a complete cringeworthy, do yer head in kind of cunt.

Please spend less time on here making a cunt of yourself.

Many thanks.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

You are by far the worst act on here i have seen since i’ve been on.

Really, really bad.

Just a complete cringeworthy, do yer head in kind of cunt.

Please spend less time on here making a cunt of yourself.

Many thanks.

Go take a run and fuck ti yersel min.  Do you really think I give a fuckin' flyin' fuck what some no-mark teuchter prick on the internet thinks o' me.  Think again.  This is brilliant fun and I'm goin' fuckin' no where. 

I obviously struck a nerve about yer missus tho.  Sting a wee bit did it.  Dinna blame me for the fuckin' issues in your fuckin' life. 

I'm havin' a ball????

[Reed or deed]

Wow. Just wow.

Clearly a nae richter

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Wow. Just wow.

Clearly a nae richter

Wow.  Just wow.  Is that it?  Really min.  Fucksssssake.

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[manboobs109]

Those motorised scooter things that aggressive young black men are so fond of in London. Completely insane that those things are legal.

[Bournemouth Gee]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Completely insane that those things are legal.

Aggressive young black men?

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Those motorised scooter things that aggressive young black men are so fond of in London. Completely insane that those things are legal.

Have they stolen them?  Would that make them illegally legal?

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Have they stolen them?  Would that make them illegally legal?

I've no idea but the police don't give a fuck about them on the pavement or zooming about traffic so I presume they are legal.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I've no idea but the police don't give a fuck about them on the pavement or zooming about traffic so I presume they are legal.

I'm surprised the cops don't strip search them at every opportunity.  That's what Lammy, Abbott, Khan and the like would have us believe.

[Parklife]

Wee town boy in the big city ^

[manboobs109]

Just now, Parklife said:

Wee town boy in the big city ^

I lived in London for years you gormless dangleberry.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I lived in London for years you gormless dangleberry.

Got my first proper, shoot yer load in her mouth BJ in London.  Happy memories.

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Got my first proper, shoot yer load in her mouth BJ in London.  Happy memories.

What other BJ do you get?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

What other BJ do you get?

Well, quite often it leads to a shag or ends up as a wank because some tarts dinna like dirty man juice doon their throat.  She did tho.  Ahhh, nectar.  Relax.

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I lived in London for years you gormless dangleberry.

Relevance? 

Elec scooters are in pretty much every big city. Have been for years. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Relevance? 

Elec scooters are in pretty much every big city. Have been for years. 

Oops sorry looks like I've stumbled upon another area of Parky's expertise.

Doesn't make them any less stupid and annoying.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Oops sorry looks like I've stumbled upon another area of Parky's expertise.

Doesn't make them any less stupid and annoying.

Are you still on holiday Moobs?

[Redforever86]

33 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You know they’re not street legal. Your trolling is getting tiresome. 

I can picture the delightful moment he decide he was going to post about them on the hat.

"Watch yer back lass, there's more o those darkies on thon e-scooter things eh"

[CCB III]

2 things; 

 

Liberal remainers and Right wing brexiteers. Both as dumb as eachother. 
 

Jurgen Klopp 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

2 things; 

 

Liberal remainers and Right wing brexiteers. Both as dumb as eachother. 
 

Jurgen Klopp 

That's 3 things.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Dumb?