Pet Hates

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

59 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Its a fact. First day you sit by the  pool and you hear them 

Hear hear. They're a fucking pest. Vermin.

[elephantstone78]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

When you meet Scottish cunts on holiday and they are amazed that you are also from Scotland. 

Especially when you are in Scotland at the time 

[Fridge]

It is fucking cringeworthy.you can tell immediately, guaranteed they are Scottish.

And they will inevitabley want to befriend you at breakfast. For the love of fuck I’ll have a pint with you later maybe but leave me in peace to nurse my hangover

[Bluto10]

what sort of holidays do you lot go on?

[Poodler]

Haven’t been to a holiday resort in years as I canna cope with seeing Stoke and Barnsley tops all round the pool. Plus the risk of Huns. And lining up for buffet food. Absolute nit

[BrianFaePerth]

10 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Its a fact. First day you sit by the  pool and you hear them 

Sharing a pool LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

The Boof got a pool at his new pad? Hope it’s indoors.

[BrianFaePerth]

Good on him. A decent climate would make them worthwhile.

[johnstrac]

If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place.

If I see a fitba shirt on an adult anywhere, that's nae at or watchin' a game or goin' to or from said game.  I'm in the wrong place.??

[BrianFaePerth]

Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat.
 

1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat.
 

1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt.

Brake fluid need identified ??

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cunts who, in a nearly empty car park, insist not only on parking next to the whip, but do so close that you have to clamber over from the passenger side to get into the drivers seat.
 

1EKK048 registered in WA is such a cunt.

Parking your own car. 
LOL

[manboobs109]

25 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Show us where YOU book your holidays.

Impossible to not see a fitba top. Even locals.

Antarctica

[maryhilldon]

13 hours ago, johnstrac said:

If I see a football shirt on holiday I've booked the wrong place.

Have you ever booked the right place? Where is it?

[Redforever86]

Try hanging yourself up instead. 

 

 

 

 

Jokes like. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

When you go to hang clothes up and there are no spare hangers

? I feel your pain. I keep thinking 'i should buy some coat hangers '. Then I forget all about it,  till it happens again the next time.

[Reed or deed]

12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Double up’

Hassle.

You want the jacket underneath so you have to remove two, separate, then put one back.

Plus, that causes creases and ye canna see fits fit ?

[Reed or deed]

12 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

When you go to hang clothes up and there are no spare hangers

Throw 25% or more of your clothes in the bin.

Problem solved ?

[Reed or deed]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's not really 'hassle' though is it?  Come on now.

Absolute hassle min. 

Unecessary effort required.
 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Fan yer in the chemist pickin' up a prescription and they insist on you tellin' them yer address.  Nine times oot o ten there's some theivin' junkie cunt stunnin' there waitin' for their methadone luggin' in.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

48 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fan yer in the chemist pickin' up a prescription and they insist on you tellin' them yer address.  Nine times oot o ten there's some theivin' junkie cunt stunnin' there waitin' for their methadone luggin' in.

 

What’s happened to GB? Not seen him post for a while 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What’s happened to GB? Not seen him post for a while 

Is he a theivin' junkie cunt doon my chemist like?  If he is he's maybe OD'd.  If no, I dinna ken.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Well, he's nae doon my chemist.  Hmmmmm!!!

[BrianFaePerth]

15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Is he a theivin' junkie cunt doon my chemist like?  

He’s half that statement

[Zeus]

Evri

[manboobs109]

Constant chat about leccy bills. Some cunt on the wireless there saying £6k a year from January.

I'm not convinced the near constant scaremongering does anyone any good.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Evri

Don't try phoning their number provided on the internet min. 

I had an issue about "where the fuck is my parcels" two weeks ago, after an unreasonable delay in their receipt. After listening to a bot for 3 minutes, I was charged £15. Thieving cunts.

Thankfully, with a respectful, straight-talking bit of reasoning with a subcontinental at Sky Mobile, the £15 charge was waivered.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Constant chat about leccy bills. Some cunt on the wireless there saying £6k a year from January.

I'm not convinced the near constant scaremongering does anyone any good.

Fully agree min. You tend to find the ones that are raising it as an issue voted to leave the EU, without any rationale whatsoever.

It's the same with some motorists, grumbling about the cost of fuel whilst leaving on their engines when nipping into a shop. Selfish, hollow cunts. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fully agree min. You tend to find the ones that are raising it as an issue voted to leave the EU, without any rationale whatsoever.

It's the same with some motorists, grumbling about the cost of fuel whilst leaving on their engines when nipping into a shop. Selfish, hollow cunts. 

I'd like to see your workings on this.