Pet Hates

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Helluva speed for a cement mixer lorry

I drive the concrete pump, not the mixer truck. 

Get it right. 

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Helluva speed for a cement mixer lorry

Transit mixer to give it it's proper title.

[Poodler]

17 hours ago, Parklife said:

Went past a camera van at 80mph (on my speedo) today. Should I was doing a max of about 75mph. 

Can't imagine I'll get done for that. 

Had slowed down from about 90-95 about 10 mins before. Lucky escape. 

 

Selfish scum driving at that speed ffs 

[Dad]

Limit plus 10% is your safety net 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Selfish scum driving at that speed ffs 

I agree with you. The state of cunts roaring about the roads, overtaking, tailgating is shocking.

Quite happy tootling along at just below the limit. Taking yer life, and others, in yer hands to save 10 minutes on a drive is fucking stupid iyam.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Selfish scum driving at that speed ffs 

Cheers bud. 

[Parklife]

35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I agree with you. The state of cunts roaring about the roads, overtaking, tailgating is shocking.

Quite happy tootling along at just below the limit. Taking yer life, and others, in yer hands to save 10 minutes on a drive is fucking stupid iyam.

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[NEM]

On 8/23/2022 at 6:22 PM, milne_afc said:

They don’t work. Hud chappin’ 

Can assure you they do, unfortunately

 

*edit presume Roberto means Marykirk

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

For any avoidance of doubt, south of Stonehaven. 

Weegies 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Weegies 

Cunts 

[alscotoz]

On 8/24/2022 at 1:36 AM, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Arsehole of an airline with Heathrow T5 the arsehole of terminals. They used to be the best on the go too, until thoan Irish arsehole got the CEO gig

Irish 'bloke' in charge of Qantas. Cunt of the highest order 

[Quagmire]

All that made up clickbait articles about players and managers praising Parkhead and Ibrox as the best atmospheres in the world and the daft cunts that drool over it all. 

[Zeus]

Weekly moan about how long wifeys take to get ready

Fuck sake min

[Studebaker-90]

34 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Weekly moan about how long wifeys take to get ready

Fuck sake min

Why are yi merried t’her? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cuntas

He used to play for Hearts.

[Simply Red]

English people using the word “wee”

 

[maryhilldon]

The Daily Retards use of the word 'hilarious'. Usually used to describe arsecheek whataboutery on twitter by the likes of McCoist. 

[Fridge]

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

Weekly moan about how long wifeys take to get ready

Fuck sake min

It is a mystery unknown to males. “Right we have to be there for 19.30, I have booked a taxi for 19.15. Couldn’t give a flying fuck if you start getting ready at 8am if that’s how long it will take you. Be ready for then.”

19.25 you’ve had enough and gone out to sit with the taxi driver and watch the meter go up.

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See, I quite like that if it’s someone who is living up here and says it unwittingly. Especially a London accent.

^Obvs banged  a Cockney hooker on his last trip to London
 

Probably agree with you there. Context. I just heard the end of some posh guff cunt on the radio today before off the ball say it and it made me, momentarily, want to kill him. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

22 hours ago, Quagmire said:

All that made up clickbait articles about players and managers praising Parkhead and Ibrox as the best atmospheres in the world and the daft cunts that drool over it all. 

Guarantee they’re both already written.  Andy Robertson - Ibrox is the greatest blah blah blah

Some Real Madrid Gadgie - Parkhead etc etc

[For Fecks Sake]

Bread in the toaster, getting the butter dish and the last person to use it has left only a sliver of butter in it - wankers!

Usually followed by getting another block out of the freezer, that's rock solid, and you end up destroying your toast trying to spread it on.

[johnstrac]

Oh butter dish !

What else, milk jug, orange knives, cucumber peelers ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Oh butter dish !

What else, milk jug, orange knives, cucumber peelers ?

Melon ballers, fish knives, olive deseeders, sugar cube tongs.  My how the other half lives.  Probably has a man to use said implements too.??

[The Cockney Don]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Bread in the toaster, getting the butter dish and the last person to use it has left only a sliver of butter in it - wankers!

Usually followed by getting another block out of the freezer, that's rock solid, and you end up destroying your toast trying to spread it on.

Used to piss me off.

Grilled my toast for years now.

[The Cockney Don]

Sock fluff.

[Don Fonte]

Who the fuck stores butter in the freezer?

[Simply Red]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Who the fuck stores butter in the freezer?

Tories

[Beachend Bootboy]

48 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Who the fuck stores butter in the freezer?

It is a bizarre concept.

Mines fill o lugworm, squid, bir curry base gravy and garlic/ginger paste.

[Joe pike]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It is a bizarre concept.

Mines fill o lugworm, squid, bir curry base gravy and garlic/ginger paste.

Lugworm curry

Lovely

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Lugworm curry

Lovely

Once watched someone eat a live ragworm in a pub in Dunbar. He regretted it soon after.?