Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Dangerous shit, that sort of shenanigans 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html

 

Aye, these things are fill o' a' kindsa toxic shite.  Best left to the birds and fishes.  Birds and fishes I tell yeh.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Fit happened to your mate? 
 

Did he become a vegetable? 

Nah, gi him his due, he just gagged a bit, made faces for a while and kept on drinkin'.  A Brocher, so probably second nature to the mutant. (Nae disrespect to MAD like?).

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Who the fuck stores butter in the freezer?

Don't you also buy artisan butter made in small batches?

Bet your a Stork man or "I chose not to believe it's full of chemicals" shite.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, johnstrac said:

Oh butter dish !

What else, milk jug, orange knives, cucumber peelers ?

What do put your butter in like? Apart from the fridge that is.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Don't you also buy artisan butter made in small batches?

Bet your a Stork man or "I chose not to believe it's full of chemicals" shite.

He churns his own butter, the filthy cunt

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

What do put your butter in like? Apart from the fridge that is.

Eh, the tub or wrapper it comes in.  Cooncil recepticals if you will.?

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A butter dish?? Dear,dear ?

Fuck me, never realised having something as standard as a butter dish was considered so sophisticated and posh!

[manboobs109]

I've got a butter dish. It's plastic if that makes any difference.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've got a butter dish. It's plastic if that makes any difference.

I get a free butter dish with every purchase 

[Fridge]

My dish opens doors. I’m kind of a big deal.

[Reed or deed]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

My dish opens doors. I’m kind of a big deal.

Aye. Exit doors 

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Aye. Exit doors 

My war wounds didn’t fucking come for free!

[Beachend Bootboy]

A  butter dish is something yer grunny would tak oot on a Sunday fan hain' a fly cup.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that not her cunt? 

No, not on the Lords Day.  That's reserved for Saturday night.

[For Fecks Sake]

58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s the most middle class thing I’ve ever read on here.?

Aye, right fucking oh ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aye, right fucking oh ?

Come on min.  It is a wee bit pretentious ?

[For Fecks Sake]

14 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Come on min.  It is a wee bit pretentious ?

Pretentious, moi ?

Having a butter dish is pretentious...... Fucking hell..... How about dressing your dog's up or having a camper van?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Pretentious, moi ?

Having a butter dish is pretentious...... Fucking hell..... How about dressing your dog's up or having a camper van?

I don't dress my dog/s up and don't have a campervan I'm afraid.

Like the Cybil Fawlty reference tho?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Pretentious, moi ?

Having a butter dish is pretentious...... Fucking hell..... How about dressing your dog's up or having a camper van?

I don't dress my dog/s up and don't have a campervan I'm afraid.

Like the Cybil Fawlty reference tho?

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Don't you also buy artisan butter made in small batches?

But you then freeze it to store it rather than putting it all in the fridge?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

But you then freeze it to store it rather than putting it all in the fridge?

Bet the freezer is in the pantry as well. Fuckin Upstairs Downstairs.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Quite fancy getting myself a butter dish now. I never use butter as my ‘go to spread’ though so is it worth it ? 

Prefer butter to spread but a specific dish is ostentatious.  Get one. 

[patrick bateman]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Fuck me, never realised having something as standard as a butter dish was considered so sophisticated and posh!

My Gran had one.

She was from woodside, never realised it made you posh.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

My Gran had one.

She was from woodside, never realised it made you posh.

Aye but that would have been before the days of plastic packaging or foil wrapping. She probably carried her butter home in her hands. 
 

either that or it’s a weird snobbery thing, where instead of the branded packaging giving you away, you can present your butter in a ‘posh’ dish.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

But you then freeze it to store it rather than putting it all in the fridge?

Aye, it keeps whey (!!) longer storing it in the freezer.

[For Fecks Sake]

19 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

My Gran had one.

She was from woodside, never realised it made you posh.

Exactly, but check the previous response to "buttergate" ?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Bet the freezer is in the pantry as well. Fuckin Upstairs Downstairs.?

I think I technically have a pantry, the room has a window, how do you define these things?

[Redforever86]

14 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aye, it keeps whey (!!) longer storing it in the freezer.

The freezing process will effect the texture, I'd just keep it in the fridge in an air tight container. 

[For Fecks Sake]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

The freezing process will effect the texture, I'd just keep it in the fridge in an air tight container. 

Will give that a go next time.

Unless air tight containers, or TUPperware as we call it, are deemed a middle class thing ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I think I technically have a pantry, the room has a window, how do you define these things?

We had a stone cupboard with a small frosted window in the hoose I was brought up in, in Kincorth.  We called it the pantry.  Suppose it was designed to keep food cool in before everyone had fridges.