Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That sounds like some sort of peado dungeon tbf

Nah, it wasn't even a walk in and was part of the scullery.

We kept the kiddies in the basement.??

[Torry Tosser]

Men discussing Butter and Pantry's.

What's going on here.?

[The Boofon]

15 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I've got a butter dish. It's plastic if that makes any difference.

I've got one too. The Douglas Lurpak one. Also got the toast rack and 4 egg cups.

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

I've got one too. The Douglas Lurpak one. Also got the toast rack and 4 egg cups.

Elitist wanker, up against the wall for you when the revolution comes ?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Elitist wanker, up against the wall for you when the revolution comes ?

Bought them years ago up at an Elgin Boot sale. 20 quid for the lot of memory serves me well.

[The Boofon]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See a butter dish would it still sit in the fridge? 

Depends if it's got butter on it or not.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

17 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Mrs would probably think I’m having an affair if I just went out and bought one.

She’d more likely think you’d developed a butter fetish than found a woman wanting your two inches 

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Butter is in it. 

I don't. 

 

If I did keep it in the fridge I'd take it out of the fridge to use the butter.

 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

I don't. 

 

If I did keep it in the fridge I'd take it out of the fridge to use the butter.

 

I climb into the fridge to butter my toast.

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. 

He said he'd rattle Brian's daughter again though so it's not all doom and gloom in the Brian household.

 

She must be reasonable attractive.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. 

Mr Blobby?

[For Fecks Sake]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s a fine line between nice spreadable butter and rock hard butter. 

Don't you go slagging me off about my butter Pet Hate only to jump on the butter spreading bandwagon now ?

Get your own kitchen pet hate ?

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. 

?

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. 

Frighteningly accurate.

[Poodler]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler described you as looking like a fat Noel Edmonds with a creepy stare. 

No that was his wife 

[Torry Tosser]

Not so much a hate but a laugh.

Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage.

So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite.

Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious.

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

Not so much a hate but a laugh.

Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage.

So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite.

Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious.

But if she won the lottery her struggle would be over. It's desperation. 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

But if she won the lottery her struggle would be over. It's desperation. 

Maybe she is using the losing tickets as fuel for her fire

[Beachend Bootboy]

39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Don't see the point in old fucks winning the lottery . 60  should be the cut off

That's Buc fucked then.?

@Edwin Starr

[Edwin Starr]

50 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

That's Buc fucked then.?

@Edwin Starr

Hahaha ?

I think there's older poster's on here than me BB.?

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Don't see the point in old fucks winning the lottery . 60  should be the cut off

Hoi.?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Hahaha ?

I think there's older poster's on here than me BB.?

D'yah think?

[Edwin Starr]

40 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

D'yah think?

Sure of it .?

But I can't say who .??

[BrianFaePerth]

11 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

Not so much a hate but a laugh.

Two old dears pensioners in front of me in shop queue yesterday,going on about the cost of heating and food,one said dinna ken how I'll manage.

So they getting served and asked if it was Euro Millions night,"Oh good give me 10 for tonight and 10 of them £3 scratch cards...That was over £50 spent on that shite.

Aye get her priorities right wifee eh,fuck the heating and eating...Hilarious.

Pump them both, give them 10 seconds of heat.

[manboobs109]

Grown men getting excited about footballers deleting their Instagram.

Fuck sake.

[Redforever86]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Grown men getting excited about footballers deleting their Instagram.

Fuck sake.

How will we wank over his wife? 

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

How will we wank over his wife? 

Just imagine her being slimmer and better looking

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

How will we wank over his wife? 

 

18 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Just imagine her being slimmer and better looking

Right, right, I can work with that. 

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

With a cock

You've ruined it now. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Imagine her without a cock then. ?

I've just flipped her over and fu...funnily enough it started first time and I've drove away. 

[CCB III]

47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

With a cock

like the Batman signal

 

Oh yes