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23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. 

Thanks for the advice. Never knew that.

You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. 

I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them?

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18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Thanks for the advice. Never knew that.

No worries. 

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. 
 

Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. 

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them?

Nah. Neither. 

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6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No worries. 

Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. 

Nah. Neither. 

No probs min👍. I won't hold you back anymore from tidying up and putting your equipment away, in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Act (of course), before you queue up to clock-out just now. 

 

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Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell.

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43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Thanks for the advice. Never knew that.

You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. 

I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them?

Most opinionated man on all matters that ever existed. 😂.

Don't ask for others opinion cause Parklife will give his even though he won't be asked.

Should be an Ask Parklife thread.

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2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. 

It’s not ‘pretty obvious’ as the bags are made from plastic and are recyclable.

The helpful answer is that they are not allowed because they clog up the plant machinery. 

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1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No probs min👍. I won't hold you back anymore from tidying up and putting your equipment away, in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Act (of course), before you queue up to clock-out just now. 

 

As I am both a concrete pump operator and an H&S advisor, you can be assured I'll do that. 

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s not ‘pretty obvious’ as the bags are made from plastic and are recyclable.

The helpful answer is that they are not allowed because they clog up the plant machinery. 

It is in my area because the bins have stickers on top telling you what can and cannot go in them. 

Information also available on local authority website, if you're unsure. 

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1 hour ago, Roberto said:

 


Should be an Ask Parklife thread.

Agreed. 

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell.

Haha! Never a truer word

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell.

😄 It's a labour of love showing them even the basics. 'You don't need to punch the screen mum, just tap it'. 

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41 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

It is in my area because the bins have stickers on top telling you what can and cannot go in them. 

Information also available on local authority website, if you're unsure. 

Stickers and info on website because it's not obvious. 

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34 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 It's a labour of love showing them even the basics. 'You don't need to punch the screen mum, just tap it'. 

"There's nothing happening when I press the button"   Fuck me.  

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1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

"There's nothing happening when I press the button, Fuck me." 

Strange thing for your mum to ask you to do Soops min.

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2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Most opinionated man on all matters that ever existed. 😂.

Don't ask for others opinion cause Parklife will give his even though he won't be asked.

Should be an Ask Parklife thread.

He’s always right so would be most helpful for us all

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17 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

He’s always right so would be most helpful for us all

Aye, something I've picked up on like.

Haha, a thread will be started in good time Parkie.

2 men fighting in a phone box in China, genuinely think Parklife would jump in between them with an opinion on it. Relentless with what he jumps in to.

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Similarities between parky and moobs are many. Both very consistent which is an admirable quality in todays world of switchhitters

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8 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Similarities between parky and moobs are many. Both very consistent which is an admirable quality in todays world of switchhitters

You're the most consistent and predictable man on this board, Cavey. 

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53 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Strange thing for your mum to ask you to do Soops min.

Not really , she's a right dirty cow. 

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3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not really , she's a right dirty cow. 

My favourite type of cow.

 

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10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

My favourite type of cow.

 

I phoned up Choi's the nicht, and ordered a steak, I had a fucking feeji when it took twa hours tae turn up, it wisnae billin het it wis Friesian cal.

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29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You're the most consistent and predictable man on this board, Cavey. 

Thanks Parky have a good evening 

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1 hour ago, Roberto said:

 

2 men fighting in a phone box in China, genuinely think Parklife would jump in between them 

And sink his tot up one chinks arsehole while cock slapping his face with the other. 

 

Ive potentially got issues. 

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Chris Martin. 

Just been on the news talking about some eco tour he's planning or some pish.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.................

Fucking dreep that does music for other dreeps. 

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I’ve never got the stick Martin gets tbf.

Apart from calling one of his kids Apple, and spouting off about eco stuff I dinna see the hatred.

There are way more deserving arseholes making “music” around that should get the vitriol he seems to attract.At least he and the rest of Coldplay write their own stuff and play their own instruments.It’s fine for folk to nae like what they produce, but the vitriol they (and he in particular) seem to attract baffles me.

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9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I’ve never got the stick Martin gets tbf.

Apart from calling one of his kids Apple, and spouting off about eco stuff I dinna see the hatred.

There are way more deserving arseholes making “music” around that should get the vitriol he seems to attract.At least he and the rest of Coldplay write their own stuff and play their own instruments.It’s fine for folk to nae like what they produce, but the vitriol they (and he in particular) seem to attract baffles me.

Calm down Chris 

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49 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I’ve never got the stick Martin gets tbf.

Apart from calling one of his kids Apple, and spouting off about eco stuff I dinna see the hatred.

There are way more deserving arseholes making “music” around that should get the vitriol he seems to attract.At least he and the rest of Coldplay write their own stuff and play their own instruments.It’s fine for folk to nae like what they produce, but the vitriol they (and he in particular) seem to attract baffles me.

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

Cause you like Coldplay.

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The boy Yungblud is having gender neutral lavvies on his tour. Might go and hang about the pissers all night in a trenchcoat. 

Hes actually a very likeable cunt, beautiful smile, does a decent duet with sexpot Avril Lavigne who i bloody love. No Pet Hates to speak of just FYI on fruity toilets. 

 

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7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The boy Yungblud is having gender neutral lavvies on his tour. Might go and hang about the pissers all night in a trenchcoat. 

Hes actually a very likeable cunt, beautiful smile, does a decent duet with sexpot Avril Lavigne who i bloody love. No Pet Hates to speak of just FYI on fruity toilets. 

 

Decent song with BMTH too. 

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Avril Lavigne would ride the cock until it falls off. 

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Always thought that Avril was a right little darling but she mairyt at boy from Sum41 who nearly died with the drink then mairyt at ridiculous looking man from Nickelback

awful taste 

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