Pet Hates

[The Buzzard]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??.

Aye, I wouldn't be able to sneak onto a boat for a kip in the local Fraserburgh or Balaclava Basins as I'm nae a flip-flop nor from the land of Michael Essien.

I couldn't have said it any better in respect of your two initial paragraphs min. Your words are absolutely spot on.

Thanks loon?.

Where are you staying then? Has your mum moved out too? Surely to fuck you need to stand your ground and get back into your house. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Dave Grohl and his mawkish concerts for his dead mate who was just a drummer.

Compounded by the fact the nasally lost hiker who never hikes performed.

Cunts.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

25 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Where are you staying then? Has your mum moved out too? Surely to fuck you need to stand your ground and get back into your house. 

No, my old lady is still staying in my former hoose min. She'll be moving out very soon,  all being well. The wheels are firmly in motion now.

I'm sofa surfing, so to speak, inoo but I'm mair than happy doing that. 

[Kilgore Trout]

7 hours ago, sigh said:

Couple of points then - 

1. Do onions kill dugs when they eat them - interesting

2. Did you move out due to your neighbours - whit you gonna do now? get back the house, hope you haven't given it up.

Take it easy and hope you get it all sorted, feck the neighbours.

Onions make dogs very ill. Sherlock Holmes  doesn’t really require to be employed to pick the holes in this story. 

Regardless Mad min hope you are keeping well and remember although people are cunts most of the time they are no deliberately going out there to get you.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

44 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Onions make dogs very ill. Sherlock Holmes  doesn’t really require to be employed to pick the holes in this story. 

Regardless Mad min hope you are keeping well and remember although people are cunts most of the time they are no deliberately going out there to get you.

Fair doos KT loon but one of the neighbours, who is estranged from her daughters and only sibling surprisingly, made a veiled threat (albeit she was spaced out at the time) for a couple of her "mates" to do me serious damage. Handy with knives and shooters by all accounts.

I know one of the lads she referred to personally (we get on very well) so doubt he would do me any harm but as for the other lad, pass.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

12 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fair doos KT loon but one of the neighbours, who is estranged from her daughters and only sibling surprisingly, made a veiled threat (albeit she was spaced out at the time) for a couple of her "mates" to do me serious damage. Handy with knives and shooters by all accounts.

I know one of the lads she referred to personally (we get on very well) so doubt he would do me any harm but as for the other lad, pass.

You tell that junkie trash white whore that an attack on 1 member of the Hat is an attack on all and that there shall be serious ramifications** for any aggression meted upon our alliance.

 

** not by me likes.  Daytripping & Misers and that.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

41 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You tell that junkie trash white whore that an attack on 1 member of the Hat is an attack on all and that there shall be serious ramifications** for any aggression meted upon our alliance.

 

** not by me likes.  Daytripping & Misers and that.

 

Fucking nice one loon. You're a good guy, Grays min. 

Solidarity my friend ?. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Fuck sake do I have to have phone Hutch. 

He's not in the alliance the filthy Russian dog.

If you're not my friend....    then you're my enemy.

[Fridge]

54 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You tell that junkie trash white whore that an attack on 1 member of the Hat is an attack on all and that there shall be serious ramifications** for any aggression meted upon our alliance.

 

** not by me likes.  Daytripping & Misers and that.

 

Fuck sake do I have to have phone Hutch. 

[Fridge]

The situation is sorted I’ll get Hutch, leather jackets for all and the Netherlands crew  will back us from the boozer. 
 

Unless they fall asleep.

[DD1903]

15 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

My brother may agree with you loon. "One" is his favourite from the Black album.(?)?

Nae sure of the actual name of the album.

One is from '...and justice for all' ??

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 hours ago, DD1903 said:

One is from '...and justice for all' ??

Nae into Metallica, that's my brother thing, but "One" is an eclectic musical tune worth listening to min.

[Beachend Bootboy]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Has anyone noticed cunts saying ‘already’ at the end of sentences?  “ Shut up already” and shite like that .

Americanised shite.

[Kilgore Trout]

21 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fair doos KT loon but one of the neighbours, who is estranged from her daughters and only sibling surprisingly, made a veiled threat (albeit she was spaced out at the time) for a couple of her "mates" to do me serious damage. Handy with knives and shooters by all accounts.

I know one of the lads she referred to personally (we get on very well) so doubt he would do me any harm but as for the other lad, pass.

I will take that back. Shouldn’t have to put up with that shit min. Complete cunt by the sound of it  Dog probably a cunt too by the sounds of it .

[Kilgore Trout]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A beautiful song. 

Bono gave an interview laughing at  fowk playing it as their wedding song 

Old Johnny Cash gave a different but worth listening to version in his last album before he croaked 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

33 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

I will take that back. Shouldn’t have to put up with that shit min. Complete cunt by the sound of it  Dog probably a cunt too by the sounds of it .

Nae worries, KT loon.?

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Bono gave an interview laughing at  fowk playing it as their wedding song 

Old Johnny Cash gave a different but worth listening to version in his last album before he croaked 

I'm not a fan of that cover. 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Americanised shite.

Aye cunts will hae confederate flags as avatars next, the fucking wankers.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye cunts will hae confederate flags as avatars next, the fucking wankers.

The confederacy flag was based on our Saltire. Fact. 

Wankers?

Is that yer best effort?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

So an Americanised version ? 

Correct.  A Rebel version.

[Guest milne_afc]

The rednecks are all descended from daft teuchters right enough. Explains the limited gene pool.

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The confederacy flag was based on our Saltire. Fact. 

Wankers?

Is that yer best effort?

It was a joke, chill oot. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

It was a joke, chill oot. 

Aye ok Ken Dodd.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye ok Ken Dodd.

Grieving tonight, hun boy? 

It's nae like you to be so quiet 

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Grieving tonight, hun boy? 

It's nae like you to be so quiet 

?

[Kilgore Trout]

12 hours ago, milne_afc said:

The rednecks are all descended from daft teuchters right enough. Explains the limited gene pool.

A good whack of them were what was termed Ulster Scots. Bided in Northern Ireland for about 100 years before fucking off to Hillbilly Land. This probably seriously narrowed their gene pool before they even got there.

[Kilgore Trout]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hardly surprising given what the song is about. 

You would have thought so. But hardly surprising how thick some fowk are.

A lot  of yanks including their last President would appear to think that Born in the USA is a patriotic anthem.

[Edwin Starr]

On 9/6/2022 at 8:57 PM, maryhilldon said:

We need another Rocket/Tup type on here,  been too quiet lately.

Aye .?

I got on we him but I didn't know about his abuse to fellow poster's.

 

Maybe he was going through a rough time , changes in life's circumstances can change folk on how they are.

 

We don't know.?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

On 9/7/2022 at 9:30 AM, manboobs109 said:

Sorry to hear that MAD. I've had my problems with neighbours recently so I know how nippy it can be.

Hope you get something sorted out.

The intensity and frequency of my neighbours fighting is increasing lately.  Young couple with a rug rat.  The boy must be 25 and she a little younger.   Too young to be tied down to that nonsense FFS.  Seen the fella fleeing on his bike about 7pm last night with a big freedom smile on his coupon.  Came back about midnight and she's gone apeshit.  Like proper fierce - Son of a bitch, you don't care about your family...  and some possible stuff about crushing his nuts that I didn't understand.   Poor cunt just sits and takes it, waits for her to storm off and come back again.  This bitch is fucking intense though - proper Aileen Wuornos material.   

Fuck that.  I would say something but it's kinda entertaining and I'm scared of her.

Hear Mad Dog.  How you doing with your shit ?  @Matt Armstrong's Dog

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Yeah, pics?

Aye of the mum, nae the kid @Poodler