Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Do you do a lot for charity Boof?

He’s been sponsored for the last 4 decades to nae get a new hairstyle. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Doctors/hospitals.

Thank fuck video consultations are becoming a thing.

Soon I'll just be able to gob on my phone, then hold it to the infected area and all the alien aids will be gone.

Fucking bring it.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Don’t go to/communicate with the doctor 

Simple 

You’ll live to 55/60 

It's a fine strategy when you have a light headache/itching asshole, but not for when your skin looks like Johnny Hayes nutsack.

Passed the HIV test though, which surprised me, but I'll take it.  

Also saw a bleeding amputee and a dying baby. 

Swings and roundabouts.

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Also saw a bleeding amputee and a dying baby. 

Swings and roundabouts.

Can you clarify which is which please.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

17 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Can you clarify which is which please.

Sicko.

[Edwin Starr]

On 9/28/2022 at 2:28 PM, The Boofon said:

First time I met @ebbe in the flesh I’d spent the previous evening helping out at a homeless shelter soup kitchen. 
 

Following day we destroyed a copious amount of pinger on route to Hibs away. 
 

i wouldn’t help a refugee. 
 

Make of that what you will. 

Nothing to make of that Boofon it's up to you who you help .

I also do stuff for the homeless good on you for getting involved with that .

 

For me if someone.needs help.I would do my best to help anyone. 

[Misers Hill]

28 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Also saw a bleeding amputee 

Legless bloke with a head injury🤔

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

30 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Legless bloke with a head injury🤔

Half an airm cunt that was in some distress. 

His guitar playing days are long gone. 

Maybe have a crack at the drums like thon cunt in Def Leppard. 

Or have a go at singing like thon other disabled cunt what used to sing in Oasis. 

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

For me if someone.needs help.I would do my best to help anyone. 

What if he/she was a hun?  

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

What if he/she was a hun?  

As in helping David Murray up the stairs?

[Edwin Starr]

On 11/11/2022 at 9:00 PM, sheepcrooky said:

What if he/she was a hun?  

Know what you mean but for me if you got to do it you have to.

[maryhilldon]

On 11/12/2022 at 12:35 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s one dangerous play park.

😄

[Ramandu]

Might have said this before, but broken glass. Smashing a bottle in the street is mink behaviour.

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Might have said this before, but broken glass. Smashing a bottle in the street is mink behaviour.

Aye ok Annie Lennox

[Don Fonte]

Poppy sellers.

They were on every fucking corner in town at the weekend rattling their tins and being generally annoying.

'i see you don't have a poppy, would you like to donate?'

Cunts.

[YorkDon]

25 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Might have said this before, but broken glass. Smashing a bottle in the street is mink behaviour.

As is spitting everywhere.

[Ten Caat]

20 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Know what you mean but for me if you got to do it you have to.

You could be over-enthusiastic with your CPR. (Doing it correctly will nearly always result in a few cracked ribs anyway, which are fucking painful no matter what the cause). 

Putting your full weight into the compressions, you might get lucky and completely break a rib or two and if you get even luckier, the sharp end of it might well pierce the hun's heart. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

You could be over-enthusiastic with your CPR. (Doing it correctly will nearly always result in a few cracked ribs anyway, which are fucking painful no matter what the cause). 

Putting your full weight into the compressions, you might get lucky and completely break a rib or two and if you get even luckier, the sharp end of it might well pierce the hun's heart. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Not sure that's a good result TC.😬😆

[Edwin Starr]

On 11/11/2022 at 8:44 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

You’re a bloody good bloke Eddie min 

Thanks Mobby but I'm sure most on here are of good sort and mean well mate.

[sigh]

Hangovers!

You know, the ones where you are just flippin knackered from the night before, you just want to lie down and sleep away the day yet have to go to work and actually do something.

(was it worth it - aye, great at the time, just a tad lethargic the day)

[Fridge]

57 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Thanks Mobby but I'm sure most on here are of good sort and mean well mate.

I’d like to think they are not 

[Don Fonte]

37 minutes ago, sigh said:

Hangovers!

You know, the ones where you are just flippin knackered from the night before, you just want to lie down and sleep away the day yet have to go to work and actually do something.

(was it worth it - aye, great at the time, just a tad lethargic the day)

Hangovers.

El

Oh

El

[Dad]

36 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’d like to think they are not 

Aye that's it fridge - let's hope everyone is a piece of shit 

A right disgusting wee bastard you are at times son

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Aye that's it fridge - let's hope everyone is a piece of shit 

A right disgusting wee bastard you are at times son

Cheers min

[sigh]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That’s a hobby of mine (got a lot of phlegm to give) 

So you like to spit it out and don't swallow?

[The Cockney Don]

5 hours ago, YorkDon said:

As is spitting everywhere.

The worst, i've pulled up many idiots over it in the street, they need telling. Twice i've caught someone gobbing in my garden, several doing it on the gate, loads on the pavement outside. I can sometimes come across as quite intimidating so i usually either get a sorry or a silent carry on walking blank ya.

Used to be mainly the foreigner(oriental, asian, turk) that'd do it all the time, now it's everyone.

Smokers are particularly bad, is there something different in the tobacco these days ?

[The Cockney Don]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

Hangovers!

You know, the ones where you are just flippin knackered from the night before, you just want to lie down and sleep away the day yet have to go to work and actually do something.

(was it worth it - aye, great at the time, just a tad lethargic the day)

Don't know whether these would be any good .

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/myrkl-hangover-prevention-pill-goes-sale-uk-b1010007.html

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Aye that's it fridge - let's hope everyone is a piece of shit 

A right disgusting wee bastard you are at times son

I'm sure he's just joking Dad.👍

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

I feckin' hate I'm a Celebrity whereby Mrs BBRS absolutely laps it up.

I have been trying for years to persuade her how shite it is but to no avail.

I'll have a severe drink problem b4 those geordie pricks conclude the series.

Clouds and silver linings and all that. 

[Dad]

48 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I'm sure he's just joking Dad.👍

Aye - hilarious

 

Useless wee bastard