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[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Aye - hilarious

 

Useless wee bastard 

I am fucking hilarious. But to be fair your tips are more amusing. I’ll give you that.

[Dad]

Obviously no been paying attention either 

Ignorant cunt

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

Obviously no been paying attention either 

Ignorant cunt

How much you win oldboy?

[BrianFaePerth]

7 hours ago, sigh said:

So you like to spit it out and don't swallow?

Depends what his boyfriend prefers 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

#gayquips

[sheepcrooky]

Hotel shampoo/shower gel/lotion bottles which have the writing so small it is unreadable. I’m happy to wash my hair with shower gel and my body in shampoo, but by fuck give us a chance of reading the labels. 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Hotel shampoo/shower gel/lotion bottles which have the writing so small it is unreadable. I’m happy to wash my hair with shower gel and my body in shampoo, but by fuck give us a chance of reading the labels. 

Wear your reading glasses when you shower.

[sheepcrooky]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Wear your reading glasses when you shower.

Then the water gets in my eyes. Happy medium is just wash with what you pick up. At the end of the day they are all cleaning products I presume. 

[BrianFaePerth]

You could check what’s what before getting in the shower.

[johnstrac]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You could check what’s what before getting in the shower.

Some days the easy answer's the best one.

[Fridge]

9 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You could check what’s what before getting in the shower.

Can’t believe this went by without someone inserting a hilarious when were you last in the shower quip.

So be aswell.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Can’t believe this went by without someone inserting a hilarious when were you last in the shower quip.

So be aswell.

Yeah was expecting it. 

[sigh]

Hate the darkness (and no the band with the whiny singer with only one song) - pitch black out there and no many street lights, depressing time of year

[The Boofon]

15 hours ago, sigh said:

Hate the darkness (and no the band with the whiny singer with only one song) - pitch black out there and no many street lights, depressing time of year

You should wake up later and go to bed earlier. Will feel like Summer again.

 

(Yes Brian we know it's almost Summertime in Australia.)

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

22 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

You should wake up later and go to bed earlier. Will feel like Summer again.

 

(Yes Brian we know it's almost Summertime in Australia.)

 

 

Eh wasn’t going to say anything but since you invited me to, yep the sun is now officially at skelp the skin off you level.

 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh wasn’t going to say anything but since you invited me to, yep the sun is now officially at skelp the skin off you level.

 

Mad dogs and Englishmen.

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh wasn’t going to say anything but since you invited me to, yep the sun is now officially at skelp the skin off you level.

 

You OK pal?

[sigh]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Mad dogs and Englishmen.

Do they get Mad Dog down in England or is it predominantly a weegie drink?

[The Boofon]

Just now, sigh said:

Do they get Mad Dog down in England or is it predominantly a weegie drink?

Kenny McLean was scooping it back when Norwich won the championship.

 

[sigh]

11 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Kenny McLean was scooping it back when Norwich won the championship.

 

Always was a class act..............

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Kenny McLean was scooping it back when Norwich won the championship.

 

Orange jubilee is the worst of all the flavour options. 

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Orange jubilee is the worst of all the flavour options. 

Maybe it's his favourite.

 

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, sigh said:

Do they get Mad Dog down in England or is it predominantly a weegie drink?

Is it a weegie drink? Most of the neds drink Buckie.

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Maybe it's his favourite.

 

An invaluable contribution. 

The kind of input that's been sorely missed recently, as your posting frequency has dropped. 

[sigh]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is it a weegie drink? Most of the neds drink Buckie.

Only time I ever saw it drunk was when I lived in the weeg in the 90's - maybe I'm just not looking for it nowadays

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

An invaluable contribution. 

The kind of input that's been sorely missed recently, as your posting frequency has dropped. 

Sort of missed my point. Your opinion isn't necessarily the same as everyone else. Best remember that on the WAYDT thread.

Apologies. WYDT thread. 

 

 

[Quagmire]

5 minutes ago, sigh said:

Only time I ever saw it drunk was when I lived in the weeg in the 90's - maybe I'm just not looking for it nowadays

Used to be able to buy it from a few of the newsagents down Urguhart Road area, back in the late 90s. Fuelled many a horny teenager up the Broadhill on a Friday night, looking for a trap and a wet finger if they were lucky. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Sort of missed my point. Your opinion isn't necessarily the same as everyone else. Best remember that on the WAYDT thread.

Apologies. WYDT thread. 

 

 

As I said, invaluable. 

[Guest milne_afc]

That blind woman with the noisy hair on the shampoo advert 😡

[Zeus]

The current weather situation in Aberdeen