Pet Hates

[The Cockney Don]

'Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high, everyone can see it smiling over the sky'

PAINT
THE
WHOLE
WORLD
WITH
A
RAINBOW .

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

'Up above the streets and houses, rainbow climbing high, everyone can see it smiling over the sky'

PAINT
THE
WHOLE
WORLD
WITH
A
RAINBOW .

See that's from when rainbows were fun and magical, now it's all sodomy and scissoring.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

See that's from when rainbows were fun and magical, now it's all sodomy and scissoring.

Yet George was as LGBT as they come

[alscotoz]

Question has to be asked, SH.

 

Are you touched?

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Question has to be asked, SH.

 

Are you touched?

Only by dad

[alscotoz]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Asked’. 

Quite. 

[Ramandu]

19 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

See that's from when rainbows were fun and magical, now it's all sodomy and scissoring.

Don't forget the brief interlude where rainbows were used to save the NHS.

[Ten Caat]

Loved Rainbow and Pipkins as a young kid.

What's not to like about having puppets starring on them that have severe attitude problems? (Rainbow...Zippy, Pipkins...Hartley Hare)

Bring them back I say

[manboobs109]

26 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Don't forget the brief interlude where rainbows were used to save the NHS.

True I forgot about that. Worked a treat it's doing really well by all accounts

[sigh]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Emu as well. These puppets were all alter egos of the puppet master imo. 

I always thought Gordon the Gopher seemed a bit gay

[BrianFaePerth]

Bungle and George liked going to the same clubs. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

#gayquips

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

#gayquips

You implying bungle is gay Jimmy? Eh never said any such thing

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

You don’t have to Bryan.

 

Cheers for the dildo.

[Poodler]

Folk nae listening.
 

Hi can I have a medium white tea to takeaway please 

 

would you like milk with that? Is that take away? 
 

Or is that a sign that robots are already working in yer coffee shops 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Folk nae listening.
 

Hi can I have a medium white tea to takeaway please 

 

would you like milk with that? Is that take away? 
 

Or is that a sign that robots are already working in yer coffee shops 

The amount of times when eh order a long black(ooh matron) and am asked if eh want milk. How the fuck does that work.

[Redforever86]

18 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Folk nae listening.
 

Hi can I have a medium white tea to takeaway please 

 

would you like milk with that? Is that take away? 
 

Or is that a sign that robots are already working in yer coffee shops 

Folk are just thick/ not paid enough to care to pay attention. 

 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Folk are just thick/ not paid enough to care to pay attention. 

 

Jewish media and influence dumbing us all down to apathy and distraction whilst they exploit for establishment gain 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Jewish media and influence dumbing us all down to apathy and distraction whilst they exploit for establishment gain 

It’s not their fault, aliens use those wee skull cap things control their minds.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

Female pundits for men's football e.g. Alex Scott. 

Would be OK if the cock eyed dwarf, who cannot speak properly, was a looker but FFS.

The fecker will be "reading " the news next given all the programmes she ends up on to tick the black, gay, ugly bastard inclusion vote.

Rant over.

[StandFree1982]

In Rainbows.

Quality album. 

[Edwin Starr]

My hate for me would be people who look down on the working classes.

Wastemonster Tories play a part in this.

 

Could you imagine one of their daughter's taking back a plumber from a night oot  into the multimillion pound mansion in Mayfair  what an affront .🤓😀

[Edwin Starr]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is this some kind of ‘Confessions of a plumber ‘ style thing ,Buc?   You must have seen a few things in your years in the trade. 

Seen a lot of stuff but I just put my head down and get on with the job .

Back n the day gas central heating systems took 5 working days from start to finish .

So you do see stuff within that 5 days .

🙄

Unlike today when 2 or 3 days is the norm for 2 or 3 bed homes .

[Don Fonte]

That Klingon looking fucker Eni Aluko being all over the screens during this World Cup.

By golly even @Grays Babylon 1875wouldn't shag her.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get the stories telt Buc😎

All sorts of stuff Sooper as I say head down and get on we the job.

At the time I was on price work and had a young family to care for .

Money had to be earned .

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A couple of pints…

She would probably need a bit more then that to go with you mind 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

47 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

That Klingon looking fucker Eni Aluko being all over the screens during this World Cup.

By golly even @Grays Babylon 1875wouldn't shag her.

Shut up fat belly.

 

Pet hate - When someone owes you money for work done, then disappears for ages..  Then suddenly appears out the blue with an apologising email and asking how much I owe you and all that..     Then CONTINUES to bump you a week after the email....

 

I'd rather have stayed bumped.  Cunts man.  @manboobs109 kens.

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Shut up fat belly.

 

Pet hate - When someone owes you money for work done, then disappears for ages..  Then suddenly appears out the blue with an apologising email and asking how much I owe you and all that..     Then CONTINUES to bump you a week after the email....

 

I'd rather have stayed bumped.  Cunts man.  @manboobs109 kens.

Be quiet bent arm.

Would you ride her or not?

[Don Fonte]

40 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

A couple of pints…

Couldn't look at that face whilst thrusting. UTA it is.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

35 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Players praying to a fake fairytale man in the sky before they come on the pitch.

 

Fuck off.

 

Calm doon Richard Dawkins.