Pet Hates

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Be quiet bent arm.

Would you ride her or not?

I don't know who she is but she sounds black.

So in that case I'll be like a rat up a drainpipe. 

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I don't know who she is but she sounds black.

So in that case I'll be like a rat up a drainpipe. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Female pundits for men's football e.g. Alex Scott. 

Would be OK if the cock eyed dwarf, who cannot speak properly, was a looker but FFS.

The fecker will be "reading " the news next given all the programmes she ends up on to tick the black, gay, ugly bastard inclusion vote.

Rant over.

Alex Scott is one of the most beautiful women on TV, ya fucking queerhawk 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Parklife said:

Alex Scott is one of the most beautiful women on TV, ya fucking queerhawk 

Few tinnies already Parko?

[Parklife]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Few tinnies already Parko?

Stone cold sober. Big day tomorrow. 9:30am start. 

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Stone cold sober. Big day tomorrow. 9:30am start. 

2.30pm bed.

[Bournemouth Gee]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

That Klingon looking fucker Eni Aluko being all over the screens during this World Cup.

By golly even @Grays Babylon 1875wouldn't shag her.

I would but would keep thinking about her brother which would be really off-putting 

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Bodies underneath the floorboards? 

Seen worse than that.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

2.30pm bed.

Only if you play your cards right, Shagger. 

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

Stone cold sober. Big day tomorrow. 9:30am start. 

Lol

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Lol

Good in This Is England. 

[maryhilldon]

Is the sign language person in the corner getting bigger?  The cunts blocking out half the screen these days.

[BrianFaePerth]

People eating meat 

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

13 hours ago, Parklife said:

Alex Scott is one of the most beautiful women on TV, ya fucking queerhawk 

Respectfully disagree Parkie.

She's a tick box "pundit" covering the black, thick and rug munching minorities. 

Although not so sure that the thicks are in the minority these days.

 

[Edwin Starr]

23 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here Buc, do modern toilets have a less efficient flushing system than old fashioned ones? I can almost guarantee that if I have a shite over a certain girth it will block the pipe. Don’t remember that ever happening in years gone by. 

Aye they have a few types one with two push flushes small one for a pea .

And the bigger one for you know .👍

Sometimes a quick press for a pea and a long press for a .

 

Mind you there's a water line inside the cistern about 6 inches down at the back of the cistern if the water isn't up as far as the line it may struggle to work properly.

[Edwin Starr]

23 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I know loads of stories especially from other engineers and taxi drivers .

Crazy stuff.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye they have a few types one with two push flushes small one for a pea .

And the bigger one for you know .👍

Honestly didn't know that's why there were 2 flush buttons. Every day's a school day. I've always just pressed both.

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

I know loads of stories especially from other engineers and taxi drivers .

Crazy stuff.

Know any stories about unsolved murders of taxi drivers pal? 🧐

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Honestly didn't know that's why there were 2 flush buttons. Every day's a school day. I've always just pressed both.

😀.

More environmentally friendly.

You'll be getting the full whack then Maryhill is the water hitting the water line ?

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

😀

You'll be getting the full whack then Maryhill is the water hitting the water line ?

Fuck knows.

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

😀.

More environmentally friendly.

Because there's a lack of water in Scotland?

[1903Fitba]

On 11/25/2022 at 6:43 PM, Parklife said:

Alex Scott is one of the most beautiful women on TV, ya fucking queerhawk 

One of your better posts 

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Fuck knows.

Lift the lid and look for a water line mark it's not too far down from the top.👍

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Because there's a lack of water in Scotland?

It's now the norm in nearly every country helps saving loads of water in warmer climes .

I suppose they all get made like that these days.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Lift the lid and look for a water line mark it's not too far down from the top.👍

Nah. Don't care. Cheers though Buc 👍

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

It's now the norm in nearly every country helps saving loads of water in warmer climes .

Pointless in Scotland though. Are we the only country in the world that has too much water?

[Reed or deed]

https://www.scottishwater.co.uk/your-home/save-water

[Edwin Starr]

23 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Pointless in Scotland though. Are we the only country in the world that has too much water?

You may have a good point .

But maybe 20 years down the line that may not be the case..

[Edwin Starr]

27 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Nah. Don't care. Cheers though Buc 👍

Always here for any queries but I'm more of a gas heating installer.👍

If I can help I will.