Sooper-hanz Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 48 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Aldi that inna Vey clever. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Vey clever. As far asda jokes go, it’s fine fare Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 20 minutes ago, milne_afc said: As far asda jokes go, it’s fine fare Spar for the course Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Spar for the course Comedy in that situation was the Safeway to go. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 These shite jokes are a gateway to better ones Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Stevie G and his wife had to think up a new plan to get their groceries after the Tesco delivery van broke down. "We used Our-car-do" Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 I take Lidl joy from readin' these crap jokes. Please stop. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Stevie G and his wife had to think up a new plan to get their groceries after the Tesco delivery van broke down. "We used Our-car-do" My scouse uncle was a fruit and veg salesman. He didn't have a van but he did avocado. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Another stolen from me (which I also stole) No chance. That's an old one. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 5/31/2022 at 12:55 PM, Sooper-hanz said: I pack at any pace I like. I’m not going for some fucking Olympic bag pack record just because their check out staff fire the goods through at 100mph. Slow cunt, you’ll be there all morning noon and night. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Slow cunt, you’ll be there all morning noon and night. A huit a huit Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 These puns are shit. Mind you. It's s-par for the course around this joint. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 RS was funnier than these. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 A lot of folk cannot afford these stores due to cost of living, most folk are cost cutters now Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Poodler said: Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Thistle be the last of them. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, Poodler said: Al askan see if there’s any other shop puns (one for the King st regulars) Went to school with the owners daughter. True story. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 21 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: These puns are shit. Mind you. It's s-par for the course around this joint. On 6/1/2022 at 6:48 PM, Simply Red said: Spar for the course Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Said this before probably, but folk that walk about in heavy winter jackets when it's raining, despite it also being 15/16 degrees. Idiots Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 17 hours ago, DD1903 said: Said this before probably, but folk that walk about in heavy winter jackets when it's raining, despite it also being 15/16 degrees. Idiots Maybe it's all that they've got? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Maybe it's all that they've got? Well, they should expand their wardrobe Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 On 5/30/2022 at 7:15 PM, Sooper-hanz said: eh am getting an op in few weeks and Ive been told I'll be getting a fucking covid test beforehand. fucking hell Absolute nonsense. I've just taken a test ( negative - I'm not bent ) for a procedure next week. What if I get the motherfucker over the weekend as everyone and their wife seems to be doing. - that stick up the nose shite ain't no picnic likes. First I've done it. Usually when I feel pain like that in my nose it's cos I've been mouthy in some bar. Ah no. Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 34 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Absolute nonsense. I've just taken a test ( negative - I'm not bent ) for a procedure next week. What if I get the motherfucker over the weekend as everyone and their wife seems to be doing. - that stick up the nose shite ain't no picnic likes. First I've done it. Usually when I feel pain like that in my nose it's cos I've been mouthy in some bar. Ah no. Hair transplant? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 11 minutes ago, CCB III said: Hair transplant? Penis reduction. Back killing me hauling this thing about all these years. She'll see me. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Absolute nonsense. I've just taken a test ( negative - I'm not bent ) for a procedure next week. What if I get the motherfucker over the weekend as everyone and their wife seems to be doing. - that stick up the nose shite ain't no picnic likes. First I've done it. Usually when I feel pain like that in my nose it's cos I've been mouthy in some bar. Ah no. I just assumed I'll get the test on the day of the op. All the best btw for whatever you're getting. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: Hair transplant? Transplanting the hair from his good pal Manboobz' arsehole onto his head. He'll be like one of the Bee Gees afterwards. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Transplanting the hair from his good pal Manboobz' arsehole onto his head. He'll be like one of the Bee Gees afterwards. Dead? 2 Link to comment
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