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48 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

No worries Beaker.

Beware of enthusiasm and of love both are temporary and quick to sway

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7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Would you do it if the knob was lobbed off and the tranny had a fake fanny installed?

If he still had a beard, it's a no.

Edited by maryhilldon

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36 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

If he still had a beard, it's a no.

Cheeser will be devastated 

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Be honest 

do you dip your toast in your cup of tea? 

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3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Be honest 

do you dip your toast in your cup of tea? 

C'mon min.

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6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Rod Stewart.

Apart from Every Picture Tells a Story (and Young Turks/Baby Jane) 

edit - and his work with the Faces obvz 

Edited by Bad_Mobby

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31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I mean the cunt he has become. 

His bird isn't aging well either.

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Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Modern Sports Mixtures 

Adapted for the homosexual mouth. 

 

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44 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

His bird isn't aging well either.

Time for an upgrade soon.

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49 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

His bird isn't aging well either.

Massive milkers though.

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24 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Massive milkers though.

The bloody best type.

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Neighbour just had a reduction done 

Not sure what size they were, but they were like cartoon huge... like when you draw a stick figure lady and pencil in a pair of tits that look like beach balls.

Haven't seen the post surgery set yet, but I told her that I want it on the record that I'm 100% opposed to any decrease in the size of her titties.

Totally ignored my protest, and had the surgery done anyway. 

You understand that in Islam my contention would have prevented this from happening.

@manboobs109

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6 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Neighbour just had a reduction done 

Not sure what size they were, but they were like cartoon huge... like when you draw a stick figure lady and pencil in a pair of tits that look like beach balls.

Haven't seen the post surgery set yet, but I told her that I want it on the record that I'm 100% opposed to any decrease in the size of her titties.

Totally ignored my protest, and had the surgery done anyway. 

You understand that in Islam my contention would have prevented this from happening.

@manboobs109

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Those group selfie pics where the head cunt taking the photo has their insincere beaming face close up and in the background a bunch of smiling mongs smile along.

Fucking hate that.

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3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Those group selfie pics where the head cunt taking the photo has their insincere beaming face close up and in the background a bunch of smiling mongs smile along.

Fucking hate that.

Not enjoy the photo shoot for the family Xmas card?

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Just now, Redforever86 said:

Not enjoy the photo shoot for the family Xmas card?

Haha. Does your mum posting me close ups of her fudango count as a selfie? :spunk:

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In that there is a smiling out of focus face in the background and a shiny cunt in the foreground?

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That may have been a disproportionate response RF. Please forgive me. 

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9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Haha. Does your mum posting me close ups of her fudango count as a selfie? :spunk:

Only cunt she’s sending close ups o her fud to at her age is NHS24 yi fucking creep.

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Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

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13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

prob bald cunts

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3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

prob bald cunts

It’s a bird but I bet she has. 

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2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Cunts wearing full on wooly (woolly?) hats in bars. Half the bar staff are in t-shirts and shorts and it’s about 23 degrees. 

Bit gay if you don’t wear shorts in this weather tbh 

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People who look at me funny for wearing a bobble hat in the bar. 

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Shed 7. 
 

sorry gents, I know they’re popular around here but i dinna really get it. 
 

dunno if it’s the music or the pretty green weller hair crowd 

Edited by Poodler

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