Pet Hates

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Soy fo ma knife.

[Zeus]

Christmas Cards 

[Misers Hill]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Christmas Cards 

Don't bother then🤔

[Zeus]

I don't.

[Don Fonte]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Neighbours whom you never converse with sending you Xmas cards in particular. 
Aye get fucked, no.49,eh? 

Brutal weegie shit that. Wankers.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that not a tradition up north? It’s fucking infuriating. 

It was a thing where I grew up in the heelins. They don't really do 'friendly' in ABZ i don't think.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

It was a thing where I grew up in the heelins. They don't really do 'friendly' in ABZ i don't think.

In Alness which is like a weegie outpost.

No further questions your honour.

[Don Fonte]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Is that not a tradition up north? It’s fucking infuriating. 

Post cat shit through their letter box Hanzo. Will serve them right.

[Misers Hill]

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Neighbours whom you never converse with sending you Xmas cards in particular. 
Aye get fucked, no.49,eh? 

Loved "high times"

@maryhilldon😄

[maryhilldon]

23 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Loved "high times"

@maryhilldon😄

Good show that.

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

In Alness which is like a weegie outpost.

True. A lot of folk from the ship building industry moved up to work at the Nigg yard. My old man and my uncle worked there.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

True. A lot of folk from the ship building industry moved up to work at the Nigg yard. My old man and my uncle worked there.

Then the yards closed and the weegies descendants can't be arsed working and have turned the place into a shithole.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

True. A lot of folk from the ship building industry moved up to work at the Nigg yard. My old man and my uncle worked there.

There’s a good documentary on that on Alba.  Cromarty legends or something.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

There’s a good documentary on that on Alba.  Cromarty legends or something.

Aye saw that. My old man was from Cromarty.

[Misers Hill]

16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Good show that.

Fuck aye🤣bud

Wis reference tae Brizo🦥

A jib @ flat numbers😄

 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Then the yards closed and the weegies descendants can't be arsed working and have turned the place into a shithole.

Haven't lived there for 30 years, but it was going downhill before i got out of Dodge.

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

It was a thing where I grew up in the heelins. They don't really do 'friendly' in ABZ i don't think.

Correct. Nae need. Joe Bloggs three doors down doesn’t give one flying fuck if I wish him Merry Christmas or not and the feeling is mutual. A fit like and nod if he’s in the garden when I’m walking past is all that is required.

[BrianFaePerth]

Cards? LOL

 

Last Christmas (hate that song) my neighbour the fannyologist proudly arrived on our doorstep on 24 December with a Christmas hamper full of meats, cheese and booze. Merry Christmas Brian and family he says and trots off.

We’d obviously got him and his family fuck all.

Not sure what to do this year.

[Ten Caat]

19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cards? LOL

 

Last Christmas (hate that song) my neighbour the fannyologist proudly arrived on our doorstep on 24 December with a Christmas hamper full of meats, cheese and booze. Merry Christmas Brian and family he says and trots off.

We’d obviously got him and his family fuck all.

Not sure what to do this year.

Get him a snorkel and facemask for him to do his fannyologying with

[The Gee Man]

5 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Get him a snorkel and facemask for him to do his fannyologying with

As the saying goes I’m not a trained gynaecologist but I’ll have a dam good look 👀 

[Poodler]

32 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cards? LOL

 

Last Christmas (hate that song) my neighbour the fannyologist proudly arrived on our doorstep on 24 December with a Christmas hamper full of meats, cheese and booze. Merry Christmas Brian and family he says and trots off.

We’d obviously got him and his family fuck all.

Not sure what to do this year.

Start an affair with his wife 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Start an affair with his wife 

Oof, no, though his daughter is definitely poodler territory 

[maryhilldon]

42 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

Not sure what to do this year.

Just do the same as last year. Make it a tradition that they give you a hamper and you give them fuck all.

[The Gee Man]

45 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cards? LOL

 

Last Christmas (hate that song) my neighbour the fannyologist proudly arrived on our doorstep on 24 December with a Christmas hamper full of meats, cheese and booze. Merry Christmas Brian and family he says and trots off.

We’d obviously got him and his family fuck all.

Not sure what to do this year.

Give him the hamper back so he can refill it

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do a shit in the hamper and leave it outside his front door.

Set the hamper on fire as well, for a festive game of shite a light.

[BrianFaePerth]

Weegies and their usual disgusting suggestions 🙄

Eh live in a civilised neighbourhood where the likes of yourselves wandering about would be reported to the feds.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Weegies and their usual disgusting suggestions 🙄

Eh live in a civilised neighbourhood where the likes of yourselves wandering about would be reported to the feds.

You live amongst curtain twitchers and snitches.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

You live amongst curtain twitchers and snitches.

Lot of saffas too. Good upstanding people with hat like views on things.

[Poodler]

46 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Oof, no, though his daughter is definitely poodler territory 

Pics of the daughter 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

People who, due to the fact they are bigger and broader than you therefore more superior than you, blame you for things that you haven't done or are not doing. A number of people have been doing that in respect of me in recent history.

 

Further pet hates.....

Getting told you are allegedly slamming doors when you know you have conscientiously closed the doors quietly as they are in their bed or you do not wish to create unnecessary noise which may upset them.

Getting told folk "tread on eggshells when they are around me" (I fucking hate that expression!) due to my alleged behaviour, in order to deflect away from the fact they have their own abnormal behavioural issues and social deficiencies to address.

Getting told we don't know what (full name) we are getting today, although you have recently been at peace with the world and feel you have been getting on well with people and life. This completely knocks me off my guard and is designed purely for gaslighting purposes and to gain a reaction.

Getting labelled as having a mental health condition when you have been assessed on numerous occasions over the years by qualified medics that you do not have autism, Asperger's Syndrome, or be classed as bi-polar (some of the conditions I have been labelled as having by people you are not medically qualified to pass such judgement), purely to deflect away from their own egotistical issues.

It being suggested you must react in their time and on their terms as you are not permitted to react unless they say so, although they themselves angrily react to things that misfit them although it may not upset 99% of others.

Getting blamed for items that go missing when you have fuck all to do with it but, due to their guilt trip placed upon you, you feel obliged to buy a replacement in order to keep the peace and make up for others' shortcomings.