Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

[Poodler]

A lot for the Hat to pick apart there MAD.

 

I’m interested in what item you had to replace out of pseudo-guilt.

 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

I'm calm min. I'm just pissed off at being continually on edge for the sake of others as they are easily upset and take great pleasure at nit-picking at what I do and say day in, day out.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

A lot for the Hat to pick apart there MAD.

 

I’m interested in what item you had to replace out of pseudo-guilt.

 

 

TV remote controls (x2) that allegedly went missing when I had fuck all to do with it min.

There were other items that went "missing" of which I was the last to have in my possession allegedly but were eventually found.

[Poodler]

The tv remotes bring out the worst distrust in everyone. 
 

you sitting on the remote?

no

fuckin stand up

 

 

 

They’d have been better off without a tele anyway 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

The tv remotes bring out the worst distrust in everyone. 
 

you sitting on the remote?

no

fuckin stand up

 

 

 

They’d have been better off without a tele anyway 

Exactly. It's only a fucking TV remote for fucks sake! Remotes can be easily replaced if need be, nae need to get wound up over it. However, it was simply used as an excuse to intimidate me.

Godspeed the day when we only need to speak to the TV for it to change channel instead of a remote.

[Quagmire]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I'm calm min. I'm just pissed off at being continually on edge for the sake of others as they are easily upset and take great pleasure at nit-picking at what I do and say day in, day out.

Sounds like you should just let the minor stuff slide, Mad min. Not worth getting yourself worked up about, in the grand scheme of things.  

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Sounds like you should just let the minor stuff slide, Mad min. Not worth getting yourself worked up about, in the grand scheme of things.  

Aye yer spot on, Quagmire min. It's a pity I don't have the skin of a Pachyderm though as after years of folk chipping away at me I have the skin with the density of an Avon facemask. 

[BrianFaePerth]

24 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Exactly. It's only a fucking TV remote for fucks sake! Remotes can be easily replaced if need be, nae need to get wound up over it. However, it was simply used as an excuse to intimidate me.

Godspeed the day when we only need to speak to the TV for it to change channel instead of a remote.

You can already do that, but the authorities then know what you’re watching.

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

People who, due to the fact they are bigger and broader than you therefore more superior than you, blame you for things that you haven't done or are not doing. A number of people have been doing that in respect of me in recent history.

 

Further pet hates.....

Getting told you are allegedly slamming doors when you know you have conscientiously closed the doors quietly as they are in their bed or you do not wish to create unnecessary noise which may upset them.

Getting told folk "tread on eggshells when they are around me" (I fucking hate that expression!) due to my alleged behaviour, in order to deflect away from the fact they have their own abnormal behavioural issues and social deficiencies to address.

Getting told we don't know what (full name) we are getting today, although you have recently been at peace with the world and feel you have been getting on well with people and life. This completely knocks me off my guard and is designed purely for gaslighting purposes and to gain a reaction.

Getting labelled as having a mental health condition when you have been assessed on numerous occasions over the years by qualified medics that you do not have autism, Asperger's Syndrome, or be classed as bi-polar (some of the conditions I have been labelled as having by people you are not medically qualified to pass such judgement), purely to deflect away from their own egotistical issues.

It being suggested you must react in their time and on their terms as you are not permitted to react unless they say so, although they themselves angrily react to things that misfit them although it may not upset 99% of others.

Getting blamed for items that go missing when you have fuck all to do with it but, due to their guilt trip placed upon you, you feel obliged to buy a replacement in order to keep the peace and make up for others' shortcomings.

 

What's your alleged behaviour that makes them tread on eggshells? Aggression? Violence? Being a peeping tom?

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Exactly. It's only a fucking TV remote for fucks sake! Remotes can be easily replaced if need be, nae need to get wound up over it. However, it was simply used as an excuse to intimidate me.

Godspeed the day when we only need to speak to the TV for it to change channel instead of a remote.

Wait a minute, do they invite you round to their house or how else would you have lost their remote control? It sounds like you are basically shouting at each other across the fence daily so amazed you go round for a cup of tea.

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

People who, due to the fact they are bigger and broader than you therefore more superior than you, blame you for things that you haven't done or are not doing. A number of people have been doing that in respect of me in recent history.

 

Further pet hates.....

Getting told you are allegedly slamming doors when you know you have conscientiously closed the doors quietly as they are in their bed or you do not wish to create unnecessary noise which may upset them.

Getting told folk "tread on eggshells when they are around me" (I fucking hate that expression!) due to my alleged behaviour, in order to deflect away from the fact they have their own abnormal behavioural issues and social deficiencies to address.

Getting told we don't know what (full name) we are getting today, although you have recently been at peace with the world and feel you have been getting on well with people and life. This completely knocks me off my guard and is designed purely for gaslighting purposes and to gain a reaction.

Getting labelled as having a mental health condition when you have been assessed on numerous occasions over the years by qualified medics that you do not have autism, Asperger's Syndrome, or be classed as bi-polar (some of the conditions I have been labelled as having by people you are not medically qualified to pass such judgement), purely to deflect away from their own egotistical issues.

It being suggested you must react in their time and on their terms as you are not permitted to react unless they say so, although they themselves angrily react to things that misfit them although it may not upset 99% of others.

Getting blamed for items that go missing when you have fuck all to do with it but, due to their guilt trip placed upon you, you feel obliged to buy a replacement in order to keep the peace and make up for others' shortcomings.

 

All these issues with the same person, MAD? 

Seems like you need a break from them, as they're clearly really getting to you. If you can't get away from them then batter them with the tv remote. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

All these issues with the same person, MAD? 

Seems like you need a break from them, as they're clearly really getting to you. If you can't get away from them then batter them with the tv remote. 

They aren't all with the same person min. Just a number of folk I know.

I just want a peaceful life. It's not a lot to ask for.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Wait a minute, do they invite you round to their house or how else would you have lost their remote control? It sounds like you are basically shouting at each other across the fence daily so amazed you go round for a cup of tea.

The remote control(s) issue was/were a misunderstanding in the end but brought up in the heat of the moment at an odd time.

I think my face has a lot to do with it. A face that automatically winds folk up.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Sounds like MAD is a right prima donna 

Nae wonder he gets sacked all the time 

I've never been into ballet dancing min and I don't get sacked all the time. Well, for starters, I haven't been sacked in 4 years.

 

[manboobs109]

6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

People who, due to the fact they are bigger and broader than you therefore more superior than you, blame you for things that you haven't done or are not doing. A number of people have been doing that in respect of me in recent history.

 

Further pet hates.....

Getting told you are allegedly slamming doors when you know you have conscientiously closed the doors quietly as they are in their bed or you do not wish to create unnecessary noise which may upset them.

Getting told folk "tread on eggshells when they are around me" (I fucking hate that expression!) due to my alleged behaviour, in order to deflect away from the fact they have their own abnormal behavioural issues and social deficiencies to address.

Getting told we don't know what (full name) we are getting today, although you have recently been at peace with the world and feel you have been getting on well with people and life. This completely knocks me off my guard and is designed purely for gaslighting purposes and to gain a reaction.

Getting labelled as having a mental health condition when you have been assessed on numerous occasions over the years by qualified medics that you do not have autism, Asperger's Syndrome, or be classed as bi-polar (some of the conditions I have been labelled as having by people you are not medically qualified to pass such judgement), purely to deflect away from their own egotistical issues.

It being suggested you must react in their time and on their terms as you are not permitted to react unless they say so, although they themselves angrily react to things that misfit them although it may not upset 99% of others.

Getting blamed for items that go missing when you have fuck all to do with it but, due to their guilt trip placed upon you, you feel obliged to buy a replacement in order to keep the peace and make up for others' shortcomings.

 

People can be cunts Mad. I used to fancy being a lighthouse keeper until Chewing the Fat started.

Just keep the heid min. How's the housing situation?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

What's your alleged behaviour that makes them tread on eggshells? Aggression? Violence? Being a peeping tom?

When they are asked, they put it down to my dwindling short fuse, although they, on occasion, wind me up to provoke a reaction.

However, it's OK and excusable for people bigger than me and have a reputation for fighting to react in an angry way, compared with a small cunt, weighing 13st, like me. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

People can be cunts Mad. I used to fancy being a lighthouse keeper until Chewing the Fat started.

Just keep the heid min. How's the housing situation?

They certainly can be cunts min.

Chewin' the Fat was very average in comparison with Still Game.

The housing situation is OK inoo (I'm still staying at my brother's house). I've heard fuck all from the local council about any tenancies going since moving out from my previous address but Aberdeenshire Council are a fucking horrible, non-customer friendly organisation, so no surprises there. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

47 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I automatically thought scants from a neighbour’s washing line. 

They dinna hang their washing outside. Must have an indoor pulley to do the necessary.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, Roberto said:

You're easy to wind up in fairness.

I've had more than my fair share of practice, Roberto min.

[Fridge]

Do they knock on your door, can you just say good morning when you see them out and completely not engage at all?

Feel for you min must be shit if you don’t feel at ease in your own house.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I bought a  Bosch condenser dryer recently. A game changer. A total game changer.

You ever been married, MAD? 

Never have been married loon.

That boat has sailed, from Fraserburgh Harbour, now.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Do they knock on your door, can you just say good morning when you see them out and completely not engage at all?

Feel for you min must be shit if you don’t feel at ease in your own house.

Ach, me and my brother get on well for the most part. He's spot on.

It's a knock-on effect of being out of work, not socialising anymore (was last in my local the day before our season started), and living in each others pockets when he is home from working overseas. Our toon is full of clones and nodding dogs with no identity.

I've been living on edge for years min. Fuck being a people pleaser, which I've been in the past, for the sake of it as it gets you absolutely nowhere.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Would you describe yourself as having ‘a short fuse’ ? 

Yes, without a doubt.

The once upon a time long fuse is now down to 0.0001 amps.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

I think my face has a lot to do with it. A face that automatically winds folk up.

Pics?

 

Are you exercising MAD?  Nothing quiets the mind like a 6, 8, 10k.   Getting your shoes on and running is a good therapy pal.   Or some minutes in the gym building up a sweat. 

How are you passing your free time mostly?   Gotta keep moving my brother. 

[The Cockney Don]

Don't fall out with neighbours.

Get on with mine, black/brown/white/olive/pink/green, all different nationalities. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

44 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Pics?

 

Are you exercising MAD?  Nothing quiets the mind like a 6, 8, 10k.   Getting your shoes on and running is a good therapy pal.   Or some minutes in the gym building up a sweat. 

How are you passing your free time mostly?   Gotta keep moving my brother. 

I used to weightlift a couple of times a week but had to knock it on the head due to the retinas detaching. Got told putting pressure on them could lead to further complications.

I love exercising as well so it's bloody frustrating. Even doing press-ups is a no go.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

31 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Don't fall out with neighbours.

Get on with mine, black/brown/white/olive/pink/green, all different nationalities. 

If you stay adjacent to respectful, thoughtful neighbours then there is no need to fall out or raise concerns with them.

Shame that doesn't always happen though. 

The case of Mr and Mrs Stephen Chapple very much backs that up.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-61760338

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

If you stay adjacent to respectful, thoughtful neighbours then there is no need to fall out or raise concerns with them.

Shame that doesn't always happen though. 

The case of Mr and Mrs Stephen Chapple very much backs that up.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-61760338

I feel your pain neighbour wise MAD. Constant hassle with mine.

[BrianFaePerth]

Ach eh like you MAD. Eh get the need for a peaceful life, maybe with some tidy polish fanny. Hope you get some.