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15 hours ago, Poodler said:

The best celebration ever? 
 

hard to beat the city spook who ran the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of his old teams fans, arsenal I think it was

never moved that quick in any game haha

The boy Ketsbia did a good effort, probably second behind the Elephant washers son. 

 

He really should have taking his shorts and pants off aswell, then he'd have been number 1.

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483-F4-CF2-E5-B4-44-A0-B388-6054-B463730
 

see when women sell these stories even though it makes them look bad, it just shows you how pathetic the females of this species are. Absolute scum 

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''Romp' is a great word. "Fancy a romp?" " Who's up for a bit of romping?"    "I'm going to romp yo up ze bum"

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Good to see they’re still doing the 9 quid holidays for the lower classes. Covids guarantee too, nice

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Kids in car stickers, thank fuck you put them on your motor chief as I was planning to crash into the back of your car.

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I for one am shocked that Poodler is unhappy at the ousting of a mans private sexual exploits. 

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15 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Kids in car stickers, thank fuck you put them on your motor chief as I was planning to crash into the back of your car.

It's not for that reason.

If there is a car crash and ambulance service see that sticker, they get the child out first before the adult.

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2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

It's not for that reason.

If there is a car crash and ambulance service see that sticker, they get the child out first before the adult.

🤣

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Women are great, except, when they're accusing you of rape, shagging your mates, over 35, spending your money or saying you have a tiny winkie.....

I had the best retort for that last questionable truth from some bitter banshee - didn't hear any complaints when you were shoving it down  your fat gub. 

Edited by Grays Babylon 1875

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1 minute ago, Roberto said:

What is funny?

That sticker comment. Vey funnee

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1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That sticker comment. Vey funnee

It wasn't meant to be funny.

It's straight from the mouth of some one who worked in the ambulance service when a pal and their child was in a serious accident.

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Just now, Roberto said:

It wasn't meant to be funny.

It's straight from the mouth of some one who worked in the ambulance service when a pal and their child was in a serious accident.

Surely they should just look for the most vulnerable (children) in the car instead of looking for stickerz? 

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1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Surely they should just look for the most vulnerable (children) in the car instead of looking for stickerz? 

I don't work for the ambulance service.

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aye berto is correct for once

 

also there in case the baby is projectiled out the car so they know to look in the surroundings

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Do these folk remove the stickers when the child isn’t travelling in the vehicle? Would be irresponsible not to and could lead to unnecessary death.

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11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Women are great, except, when they're accusing you of rape, shagging your mates, over 35, spending your money or saying you have a tiny winkie.....

Are you still seeing her?

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2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aye berto is correct for once

 

also there in case the baby is projectiled out the car so they know to look in the surroundings

‘KIDZ IN BOOT’

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Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

‘KIDZ IN BOOT’

basement, actually

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3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Do these folk remove the stickers when the child isn’t travelling in the vehicle? Would be irresponsible not to and could lead to unnecessary death.

Aye, searching surrounding woodland for a catapulted child  

whilst the drivers splintered ribs burst their lungs and cannot breath 

these stickers need canned 

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7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

the baby is projectiled out the car

He’s definitely dead now. No point in even looking for them.

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haha aye, that was my first thought too.

unless it’s like mclaine in die hard two 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

basement, actually

Must be a big car you have 

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18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I don't work for the ambulance service.

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

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Just now, The Boofon said:

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

Not one of your better efforts.

You're much better than that.

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7 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

🤣 Exacto. Eh think Roberto's pal has whooshed him big time. 

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