Pet Hates

[cheesepipes 4,391]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

The best celebration ever? 
 

hard to beat the city spook who ran the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of his old teams fans, arsenal I think it was

never moved that quick in any game haha

The boy Ketsbia did a good effort, probably second behind the Elephant washers son. 

 

He really should have taking his shorts and pants off aswell, then he'd have been number 1.

[Bournemouth Gee 76]

Young people. Like the ones that inhabit ITV2.

These kiddies all want shooting

[Poodler 2,997]

 

see when women sell these stories even though it makes them look bad, it just shows you how pathetic the females of this species are. Absolute scum 

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

''Romp' is a great word. "Fancy a romp?" " Who's up for a bit of romping?"    "I'm going to romp yo up ze bum"

[BrianFaePerth 2,447]

Good to see they’re still doing the 9 quid holidays for the lower classes. Covids guarantee too, nice

[shut up meg 1,330]

Kids in car stickers, thank fuck you put them on your motor chief as I was planning to crash into the back of your car.

[Guest]

I for one am shocked that Poodler is unhappy at the ousting of a mans private sexual exploits. 

[Roberto 2,339]

15 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Kids in car stickers, thank fuck you put them on your motor chief as I was planning to crash into the back of your car.

It's not for that reason.

If there is a car crash and ambulance service see that sticker, they get the child out first before the adult.

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

It's not for that reason.

If there is a car crash and ambulance service see that sticker, they get the child out first before the adult.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

Women are great, except, when they're accusing you of rape, shagging your mates, over 35, spending your money or saying you have a tiny winkie.....

I had the best retort for that last questionable truth from some bitter banshee - didn't hear any complaints when you were shoving it down  your fat gub. 

Edited January 16 by Grays Babylon 1875

[Roberto 2,339]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What is funny?

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

What is funny?

That sticker comment. Vey funnee

[Roberto 2,339]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That sticker comment. Vey funnee

It wasn't meant to be funny.

It's straight from the mouth of some one who worked in the ambulance service when a pal and their child was in a serious accident.

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

Just now, Roberto said:

It wasn't meant to be funny.

It's straight from the mouth of some one who worked in the ambulance service when a pal and their child was in a serious accident.

Surely they should just look for the most vulnerable (children) in the car instead of looking for stickerz? 

[Roberto 2,339]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Surely they should just look for the most vulnerable (children) in the car instead of looking for stickerz? 

I don't work for the ambulance service.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

Mangled kids.

Gbn. 

Edited January 16 by Grays Babylon 1875

[Bluto10 1,658]

aye berto is correct for once

 

also there in case the baby is projectiled out the car so they know to look in the surroundings

[milne_afc 1,756]

Do these folk remove the stickers when the child isn’t travelling in the vehicle? Would be irresponsible not to and could lead to unnecessary death.

[maryhilldon 1,582]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Women are great, except, when they're accusing you of rape, shagging your mates, over 35, spending your money or saying you have a tiny winkie.....

Are you still seeing her?

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aye berto is correct for once

 

also there in case the baby is projectiled out the car so they know to look in the surroundings

‘KIDZ IN BOOT’

[Bluto10 1,658]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

‘KIDZ IN BOOT’

basement, actually

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Do these folk remove the stickers when the child isn’t travelling in the vehicle? Would be irresponsible not to and could lead to unnecessary death.

Aye, searching surrounding woodland for a catapulted child  

whilst the drivers splintered ribs burst their lungs and cannot breath 

these stickers need canned 

[milne_afc 1,756]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

the baby is projectiled out the car

He’s definitely dead now. No point in even looking for them.

[Bluto10 1,658]

haha aye, that was my first thought too.

unless it’s like mclaine in die hard two 

 

 

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

10 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

basement, actually

Must be a big car you have 

[The Boofon 4,516]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I don't work for the ambulance service.

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

[Roberto 2,339]

Just now, The Boofon said:

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

Not one of your better efforts.

You're much better than that.

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

The Defenestrated Babies

GBN  

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

7 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Thank fuck for that. Kids injured in the car and you’re combing the verge looking for the bumper sticker. 

 Exacto. Eh think Roberto's pal has whooshed him big time. 

[Roberto 2,339]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Exacto. Eh think Roberto's pal has whooshed him big time. 

I don't have pals who work for the ambulance service.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5833525/amp/Do-know-real-reason-Baby-Board-signs-exist.html

Did search though.