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[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I feel your pain neighbour wise MAD. Constant hassle with mine.

Too many self-indulgent cunts going about, Moobs min. 

Sorry to hear about your grief. Your neighbour should know better and respect you and your family. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Ach eh like you MAD. Eh get the need for a peaceful life, maybe with some tidy polish fanny. Hope you get some. 

Cheers, Brian loon. 😉

The company of a lovely Polish lady would certainly help life. They are outstanding. Lots of peace and love to be had with one, if only though.

[manboobs109]

Just now, Roberto said:

Elaborate?

Just a mad old woman, makes shit up, phones the pigs, tells her son( complete bampot) a load of nonsense I'm meant to have done.

She came a cropper a few months back and got charged for false reporting and malicious something or other and has now conveniently been diagnosed with dementia(utter bollocks)

Been going on for the last few years. Cost me a few notes on solicitors etc. Trapped here now for the moment coz i can't get a mortgage coz of the covid grants on my books.

Looking to private rent for a while but we've the added complication of this being a small town and her being a notorious loony means it'll be a cunt to sell.

[YorkDon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great at being in Four Weddings and a Funeral

And playing a posh wanker (himself) in just about everything he’s in.

[BrianFaePerth]

52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

These East European women are volatile after a few months of seemingly domestic bliss. No way is that the right choice for MAD.

Aye but he’ll have popped his cherry.

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Remotes can be easily replaced if need be, nae need to get wound up over it. However, it was simply used as an excuse to intimidate me.

Why are you sitting watching telly with someone that wants to intimidate you!?

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Elaborate?

You can go blind doing that

[Dons79]

Dodgy neighbour= tire iron at midnight 

stuff sleeping arsehole into boot of car

drive to fairlie moors(or anywhere secluded), dig big hole, fire arsehole in it, replenish dirt, drive home, eat supper, go to sleep, after a few days the coppers round asking if you seen the neighbours, nope, they kept themselves to themselves really

move on with your life.

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Dodgy neighbour= tire iron at midnight 

stuff sleeping arsehole into boot of car

drive to fairlie moors(or anywhere secluded), dig big hole, fire arsehole in it, replenish dirt, drive home, eat supper, go to sleep, after a few days the coppers round asking if you seen the neighbours, nope, they kept themselves to themselves really

move on with your life.

this ain’t goodfellas min

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

25 minutes ago, Roberto said:

The question that was always on my mind for it however is how quickly they turned up in the motor, literally like they travel around with it constantly in the car.

Bizarre. Couple dunts on the door and threatening cut throat signs at the window.

There is 4 of you all holding weapons at the door, of course I'm going to be a shit house and not come out. Laughable really now, whole situation.

LOL.  First World stuff.

You're hardly City Of God are you...   I will beat you up at The Spar with my wee brother. 

This is some real shit. 

 

[sigh]

5 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Dodgy neighbour= tire iron at midnight 

stuff sleeping arsehole into boot of car

drive to fairlie moors(or anywhere secluded), dig big hole, fire arsehole in it, replenish dirt, drive home, eat supper, go to sleep, after a few days the coppers round asking if you seen the neighbours, nope, they kept themselves to themselves really

move on with your life.

you related to Ian Brady?????

[NEM]

5 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Dodgy neighbour= tire iron at midnight 

stuff sleeping arsehole into boot of car

drive to fairlie moors(or anywhere secluded), dig big hole, fire arsehole in it, replenish dirt, drive home, eat supper, go to sleep, after a few days the coppers round asking if you seen the neighbours, nope, they kept themselves to themselves really

move on with your life.

Aye aright Jeffrey! 😁

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Why are you sitting watching telly with someone that wants to intimidate you!?

Good question. Just let's say it was something that happened back in the day that still resonates to this day.

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, NEM said:

Aye aright Jeffrey! 😁

Was it not nilson from your area 😂

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye but he’ll have popped his cherry.

The cherry bakewell was popped a long time ago.

[Dons79]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

As easy as that 😂

You should have seen the nick of the cunt that last called me a cook, ooooft

as easy as that yes 👍 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

You should have seen the nick of the cunt that last called me a cook, ooooft

as easy as that yes 👍 

aye ok ryback

[Dons79]

6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aye ok ryback

Have you not got some fake alcoholism to be gettin on wae?

 

 

at least you sorted out the waens for chrimbo

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

32 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Don't act hard, it doesn't suit you.

That's not what happened Bertage.

 

I just love showing that great movie scene.  Would you have the courage to step out of your house and face an armed gang of violent killers determined to kill your peaceful brother who was cowering inside, armed only with a knife?

Course you fucking would.  We all would. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Probably misread what you were saying as I was cooking and responding.

The video doesn't appear. "Not available"

Ah no. 

Watch - City Of God then. 

Thank you. 

[Dons79]

Chef hanz, qualified 706/1 and 706/2 

cooks don’t hold that or train for 2 years to get it, just a health and hygiene certificate which can be done online. 

[Edwin Starr]

21 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Neighbours whom you never converse with sending you Xmas cards in particular. 
Aye get fucked, no.49,eh? 

 

We have a neighbour who gives us Christmas cards every year he doesn't speak to anyone .

But I put it down to shyness or maybe he doesn't feel good around others .

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s exactly the type of cretin I’m talking about although it’s usually women that are responsible. 

Where's the harm in it Hanzo? Don't be a Grinch.

[YorkDon]

30 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

We have a neighbour who gives us Christmas cards every year he doesn't speak to anyone .

But I put it down to shyness or maybe he doesn't feel good around others .

Or maybe he’s just a weirdo? 

[Bluto10]

17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Where's the harm in it Hanzo? Don't be a Grinch.

you defending yourself here mhd?

[Fridge]

35 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

We have a neighbour who gives us Christmas cards every year he doesn't speak to anyone .

But I put it down to shyness or maybe he doesn't feel good around others .

Send him one from a completely made up person. Sounds like the sort of guy who will have a panic attack that he can’t  think who they are and not send any next year. Job done.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

you defending yourself here mhd?

You think I'm the kind of guy that sends Xmas cards to neighbours, nevermind ones i barely know? I don't even bother putting a tree up most years.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s utter nonsense. We got one fired through our letterbox late Xmas Eve last year and my Mrs then feels the need to reciprocate and put one through their door 30 minutes later. 
 Now they know that the only reason they got one ‘from us’ is because of the emotional blackmail that my Mrs felt. I told her not to bother her arse. 

Were you incandescent?

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Stick your dong through his letter box and ring the bell.

Hopefully they own a bad tempered dog.

[Guest milne_afc]

Some real miserable jerk-offs on here.