Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

folk still have/use microwaves??

[maryhilldon]

36 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

folk still have/use microwaves??

Quiet oaf 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

folk still have/use microwaves??

No not a single one exists on the planet anymore Bluts. I believe there was something in them the Chinese used as a medicine for impotence so they hunted them to extinction.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

37 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

No not a single one exists on the planet anymore Bluts. I believe there was something in them the Chinese used as a medicine for impotence so they hunted them to extinction.

Cunts give you cancer.   I've not got one. 

When I want something heating up I just eat it cold. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cunts give you cancer.   I've not got one. 

When I want something heating up I just eat it cold. 

Or cook it over an open fire in the Amazon jungle. 

[Ten Caat]

59 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cunts give you cancer.   I've not got one. 

When I want something heating up I just eat it cold. 

Sex change operation cancelled at the last minute?

Ach I'm sure they'll get you sorted in the New Year

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The use of the word "Yeah" by Scottish folk.

Abysmal.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

HPV 

it you’re going to lick those babies, stick a rubber Jonathan on your tongue 

Or use clingfilm over the area you’re licking

[Zeus]

Folk queueing on the road for petrol at the 5 mile garage 

[Simply Red]

^Daftest thing ive seen for a while that shit. Absolute fucking mutants. Cops clearly just turning a blind eye till theres an accident. 

[Arabian Knight]

lightnin seeds..poofy naff cringey pop fir cunts thit shid b gunned doon until thir a red pulp o bone mush n brain.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here’s one that really bugs the fuck out of me. Cunts that have to have their car washed on xmas eve so it’s nice for Xmas day. 

I have never heard of this phenomenon. Who does this?

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I have never heard of this phenomenon. Who does this?

No one

[DD1903]

19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I have never heard of this phenomenon. Who does this?

Hanz

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cunts. 

😏

[Bluto10]

59 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

lightnin seeds..poofy naff cringey pop fir cunts thit shid b gunned doon until thir a red pulp o bone mush n brain.

@b-mmg

[Don Fonte]

32 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

No one

Correct

[Poodler]

My housemates half Jewish boyfriend is back for Xmas and having his presence in my hoose fucks me aff.

A poisonous man with evil thoughts and low standards of living 

[manboobs109]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

My housemates half Jewish boyfriend is back for Xmas and having his presence in my hoose fucks me aff.

A poisonous man with evil thoughts and low standards of living 

You can't be half Jewish. You are either Jewish or not.

Add to that - a "housemate" at your age? C'mon to fuck.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

13 minutes ago, Poodler said:

My housemates half Jewish boyfriend is back for Xmas and having his presence in my hoose fucks me aff.

A poisonous man with evil thoughts and low standards of living 

Tell him to sling his hook

 

 

 

 

nose.

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye that’s right I just made it up . 

Thanks for clarifying.

[dazzy_deff]

21 minutes ago, Poodler said:

My housemates half Jewish boyfriend is back for Xmas and having his presence in my hoose fucks me aff.

A poisonous man with evil thoughts and low standards of living 

How is TUP?

[Poodler]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You can't be half Jewish. You are either Jewish or not.

Add to that - a "housemate" at your age? C'mon to fuck.

He’s needing to go to Israel next year to ‘explore his Jewish heritage’ 

that sums him up. A real low- life 

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

He’s needing to go to Israel next year to ‘explore his Jewish heritage’ 

that sums him up. A real low- life 

 

 

Have you pressed him on the question of “6 million”?

[Arabian Knight]

hoosemate near 40 yr aulds a disgrace

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

hoosemate near 40 yr aulds a disgrace

But Brian just wanted a friend. 

[Rico1903]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here’s one that really bugs the fuck out of me. Cunts that have to have their car washed on xmas eve so it’s nice for Xmas day. 

Have genuinely never heard of anyone doing this. Might just be a Jones factor thing in your area. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

My housemates half Jewish boyfriend is back for Xmas and having his presence in my hoose fucks me aff.

A poisonous man with evil thoughts and low standards of living 

Has he banned Christmas in the poodles household?

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

You can't be half Jewish. You are either Jewish or not.

Add to that - a "housemate" at your age? C'mon to fuck.

 

A semi-Topov if you will....

 

In a partial circumcision, only part of the foreskin is removed. In many cases, only the topmost portion of the foreskin is removed, exposing the tip of the penis but leaving the bottom, or corona, of the penis head covered by the remaining foreskin tissue.

[BrianFaePerth]

We didn’t need that 😬

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

We didn’t need that 😬

Your wife did.