Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

We didn’t need that 😬

Ken, just an excuse for Poodler to ask to see his cock (again).

[Poodler]

25 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

hoosemate near 40 yr aulds a disgrace

Its mates ffs, living with folk is ace, anything is better than posh isolation 🤘🏻

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Its mates ffs, living with folk is ace, anything is better than posh isolation 🤘🏻

Bet you root round her knicker drawer when she’s out

[Ten Caat]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Bet you root round her knicker drawer when she’s out

Half-hearted perving.

Sniffing her used ones that are in the laundry basket would be more successful

[Ten Caat]

I don't think there's a bodily fluid I haven't worn. Well possibly pancreatic juice excepted

[Poodler]

21 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

I don't think there's a bodily fluid I haven't worn. Well possibly pancreatic juice excepted

CSF? Unless you were big in the PM game I guess 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on topic ;

 

people who believe in karma 

 

absolute nonsense 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

'Pancreatic juice'. I am NOT going to Google that. 

Good Snoop Dogg number. 

[Guest milne_afc]

42 minutes ago, Poodler said:

people who believe in karma

And people who get it wrong because of that tv show.

[Zeus]

Steven Fletchers haircut 

[Simply Red]

^fucking pathetic innit

[Poodler]

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

[BrianFaePerth]

19 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

Point of order, it’s 3 hours if it’s not QLD.

 

 

 

 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Point of order, it’s 3 hours if it’s not QLD.

 

 

 

 

^ has pulled the stunt before 

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

^ weasel. 

[Reed or deed]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

 #Humblebrag.

Cringe

[elephantstone78]

On 12/20/2022 at 12:08 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

'Pancreatic juice'. I am NOT going to Google that. 

Good in pina coladas. 

[alscotoz]

22 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Point of order, it’s 3 hours if it’s not QLD.

 

 

 

 

Yes, correct. The normal states have daylight saving.

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Yes, correct. The normal states have daylight saving.

We don’t have it. It would confuse the cows apparently.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

We don’t have it. It would confuse the cows apparently.

Just explain it to her over the breakfast table then Brizo.

[alscotoz]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

We don’t have it. It would confuse the cows apparently.

Daylight savings is something to look forward to. Didn't know WA didn't have it. One reason I wouldn't move to Queensland...or WA now, I suppose 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 1/9/2023 at 1:53 AM, Poodler said:

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

Labyrinthitis was a fictitious but very contagious condition that some folk caught during my days at SEPA in Torry. 

I wonder if they were they stuck in the maze at Hazlehead Park at the point of phoning in sick?🤔

[Ten Caat]

On 1/9/2023 at 1:53 AM, Poodler said:

Jetlag - someone has called in sick today after flying home yesterday from the east coast (+2 hours).

 

come away, just say you can’t be arsed with work.

Jetlag goes in with fibromyalgia and parklifes alleged residential history, for me - not convinced they are real things 

I always thought jetlag only is a thing flying west to east.

I never had any problems flying to the States....5 hour time difference, just stayed up on day of arrival till back of 11 their time. Straight to sleep and woke up at what they'd consider a normal time. 

However flying back I've always had problems getting back into a routine in Scotland. Bed at midnight, but not remotely tired (brain thinks it's 7pm). Always took best part of a week to get back into a normal sleep pattern

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Labrinthytis is weird.

It's a very peculiar illness that only certain folk catch. Within a matter of days, 2 of my bosses at SEPA and 1 of my colleagues caught it. 

It must have been something they read in Woman's Weekly or the Bella that made them automatically think they had it, without seeking a proper diagnosis. 

Unless Greyhope Road in Torry experienced an earthquake (I must have been on my dinner break at Goals at the time) which left its embedded mark on the 3 poor quines. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a very peculiar illness that only certain folk catch. Within a matter of days, 2 of my bosses at SEPA and 1 of my colleagues caught it. 

It must have been something they read in Woman's Weekly or the Bella that made them automatically think they had it, without seeking a proper diagnosis. 

Unless Greyhope Road in Torry experienced an earthquake (I must have been on my dinner break at Goals at the time) which left its embedded mark on the 3 poor quines. 

They just wanted an excuse to get some time away from you probably.

[Ten Caat]

Labyrinthitis (and it's close neighbour, vestibular neuritis) most certainly aren't fictional. It's a nasty thing to have if it does develop and can be utterly debilitating for 2 or 3 weeks. Mostly it's caused by a viral infection and resolves of it's own accord. If your GP suspects it's bacterial in nature, they will prescribe antibiotics.  Although your balance can take 6 weeks or longer to normalise.

But what it absolutely isn't is being contagious. So anyone claiming to have caught it off another person/colleague is lying through their teeth.

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a very peculiar illness that only certain folk catch. Within a matter of days, 2 of my bosses at SEPA and 1 of my colleagues caught it. 

It must have been something they read in Woman's Weekly or the Bella that made them automatically think they had it, without seeking a proper diagnosis. 

Unless Greyhope Road in Torry experienced an earthquake (I must have been on my dinner break at Goals at the time) which left its embedded mark on the 3 poor quines. 

Dinner break at Goals? How long did you get for a dinner break? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

They just wanted an excuse to get some time away from you probably.

😄😄.

It worked as well. The fucking grasses.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

😄😄.

It worked as well. The fucking grasses.

Should have chinned them.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Dinner break at Goals? How long did you get for a dinner break? 

2 hours min, at the discretion of the higher classes.

My Flexi-time was used to get the needful, of course.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Should have chinned them.

Funny you should say that.

I was oot in O'Neills in Aberdeen one night in 2016 and this lad who was performing his one man gig (A Paolo Nutini type musician) shouted me over.

I looked at him (the eyes were grand at the time) and asked who he was. 

It transpired he was one of the blades that got me a written warning. Sniffling prick. 

He had scrubbed up by the time I spoke to him in O'Neills, hence why I never recognised him.