Pet Hates

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Got to be honest, Buc, I was only having a laugh. I don't grow my own coffee   

Was this an excuse for some drug crop? Yeah I grow my own coffee hence why I need all these lights on at full pelt all the time.

And if so good man.

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Was this an excuse for some drug crop? Yeah I grow my own coffee hence why I need all these lights on at full pelt all the time.

And if so good man.

Drugs are for mugs. Hugs not drugs. 

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, Parklife said:

Coffee tastes so much better if you grow your own beans. 

Tastes even better if the beans were ground in a grinder you forged in your homemade smelter.

[Redforever86]

I make some of the best espresso in Scotland. 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I make some of the best espresso in Scotland. 

Shut up.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Shut up.

😂

[Edwin Starr]

13 hours ago, Parklife said:

Got to be honest, Buc, I was only having a laugh. I don't grow my own coffee   

Gullible buc.😁

[sigh]

School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere

The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends 

[Fridge]

4 hours ago, sigh said:

School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere

The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends 

Is this Albyn place by any chance?

[sigh]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Is this Albyn place by any chance?

Wasn’t - but happens in many places 

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, sigh said:

School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere

The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends 

Not if they’re deliberately throwing the chips in front of cars to kill said seagulls. Loved doing that as a youth. 

[Zeus]

Every single tim and hun in the world

Reptiles 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Every single tim and hun in the world

Reptiles 

Correct. Sectarian nonsense that not one single person outwith their life cares  about. 

[Fridge]

Taxis. I use them all the time and get a text asking for feedback on their service. Who the the fuck is actually replying and saying the journey was great or shite.

Who would rate a taxi journey.

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Taxis. I use them all the time and get a text asking for feedback on their service. Who the the fuck is actually replying and saying the journey was great or shite.

Who would rate a taxi journey.

Along a similar lines, when you use a service and they ask you for feedback and one question is always "How likely, based on your experience today, would you be to recommend us to your friends".

Eh, just logged onto my internet banking to check my (negative) balance so it's highly unlikely that I am about to let everyone know what a great fucking experience it was! 

[Don Fonte]

Dickheads talking about 'win ratio' like they're a fucking Sky Sports pundit. 

[Fridge]

Mother’s Day. Fuck that shit and my Mum is the the same. Why would I buy a card.

She know’s I love her, nae need to be spouting cash on pointless shit.

 

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

As do we all. 

You fucking buy her a card then

[sigh]

Gettin old - used to think it was a state of mind, recently though I am beginning to think there may be something in it - feeling feckin knackered too often nowadays, just doing the same things that never used to bother me.

It’s either age or the vaccine, bugger.

Feckin hate feeling knackered

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, sigh said:

Gettin old - used to think it was a state of mind, recently though I am beginning to think there may be something in it - feeling feckin knackered too often nowadays, just doing the same things that never used to bother me.

It’s either age or the vaccine, bugger.

Feckin hate feeling knackered

^ This

Helped my mate and his loon move into a new flat recently and it nearly bloody killed me.

Things you used to lift nae bother, suddenly felt a whole lot heavier 🙈

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Age are you Sigh ol buddy ol pal?

 

He's 32. And a poof.

[Poodler]

18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

ah fuck.  I meant 2.45 hours.   See!!     Frazzled old cunt. 

At the age now where I has to look at what I am gonna write about 10 times and I'll still fuck it up.  Cannae even hardly see my celly screen without the gregorys, which I hate wearing. 

Fuck sake man. 

Mobby has put a hex on you so you can’t see no evil anymore to grass on 

[Fridge]

Did we ever find out if fuzzy was a woman?

[BrianFaePerth]

14 hours ago, Fridge said:

Mother’s Day. Fuck that shit and my Mum is the the same. Why would I buy a card.

She know’s I love her, nae need to be spouting cash on pointless shit.

 

Awful that she needs to be reminded about the fact she’s your mother.

[Fridge]

20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Awful that she needs to be reminded about the fact she’s your mother.

Still the best looking loun in Aberdeen though

So she did well 

Or Diego did that my Dad doesn’t know about

[Bluto10]

15 hours ago, Fridge said:

Still the best looking loun in Aberdeen though

So she did well 

Or Diego did that my Dad doesn’t know about

you got a touch of the exotica about you fridgey?

[Poodler]

Andreas Johnson - glorious 

 

90’s shit. The epitome of coming up with a chorus/ hook then stitching it together with shite verses.

annoying song: who bought it? Own up 

 

[Ramandu]

13 hours ago, Poodler said:

Andreas Johnson - glorious 

 

90’s shit. The epitome of coming up with a chorus/ hook then stitching it together with shite verses.

annoying song: who bought it? Own up 

 

Nowt wrong with a fun pop song. Not everything has to be Dylan.

[Ten Caat]

Couldn't even remember it so had to search and play the video. Remembered it after about 3 bars of it starting.

There was a lot of shite churned out in the 90s and Glorious was nowhere near top of that list

[Parklife]

49 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Nowt wrong with a fun pop song. Not everything has to be Dylan.

Yeah, not everything has to be as good as the lyrical genius Dylan can come up with: 

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue
Wiggle 'til the moon sees you

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a swarm of bees
Wiggle on your hands and knees

Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear
Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here
Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts
Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle, you can raise the dead

Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher
Wiggle 'til you vomit fire
Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums
Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake
Wiggle, like a big fat snake