Pet Hates

[Reed or deed]

I am also shit hot on the recorder.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Reed or deed said:

I am also shit hot on the recorder.

Mick Ronson was also a recorder player so hats off to that.

[Simply Red]

Recorder has to be the worst sounding instrument there is.

Even when the geeks at school who were good at it played it, it still sounded hellish.
 

 

[Reed or deed]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Three blind mice’ was a recorder classic. 

Metallica Enter Sandman another.

[Betty Swallicks]

Adults without children who holiday at Disney/Florida theme parks and then bore you about said holiday. 

 

 

[Simply Red]

^^fucking mutants

”oh im just a big kid me, i love disneyland”

Dont fucking talk to me please

[Ramandu]

6 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Adults without children who holiday at Disney/Florida theme parks and then bore you about said holiday. 

 

 

Do people really do that?

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Adults without children who holiday at Disney/Florida theme parks and then bore you about said holiday. 

 

 

Great shout. Definitely cunts who are for the watching. 

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Adults without children who holiday at Disney/Florida theme parks and then bore you about said holiday. 

 

 

It is ace when you’re with the kids though.

[Studebaker-90]

I can play the pink piccolo 

[Studebaker-90]

20 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Adults without children who holiday at Disney/Florida theme parks and then bore you about said holiday. 

 

 

Agreed with the Disney element however there are a lot of decent places that are good to visit. Islands of adventure, six flags etc. More geared towards adults. 

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Agreed with the Disney element however there are a lot of decent places that are good to visit. Islands of adventure, six flags etc. More geared towards special needs adults. 

Each to their own

[Parklife]

32 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It is ace when you’re with the kids though.

That seems very unlikely. 

[Betty Swallicks]

21 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Agreed with the Disney element however there are a lot of decent places that are good to visit. Islands of adventure, six flags etc. More geared towards adults. 

I googled "Island of Adventure". 

This is where it goes down. And up. And down again. To those who say “Yay adventure” we’re here for you. Superheroes. Magical creatures. A school of witchcraft and wizardry. Even dinosaurs (turns out, not so extinct). Take a ride, multiple rides. Some will drench you. Some will just mess up your hair. Some will make your head spin (figuratively speaking). All of them will say: Every island is a new reality.

 

"yay, adventure".

Geared towards a certain type of adult.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That seems very unlikely. 

Well it’s unlikely for you right enough.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Well it’s unlikely for you right enough.

Seems unlikely for anyone. Traipsing round a theme park ram packed with annoying cunt kids. 

Even if you like your own kids, you're still surrounded by thousands of other kids who will pretty much all be annoying. 

[Fridge]

Nah you can buy fast track tickets and it’s worth it just to see the kids faces light up and the hot birds dressed up as princesses. Plus some of the rides are great.

Epcot is my favourite.

[Redforever86]

27 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I googled "Island of Adventure". 

This is where it goes down. And up. And down again. To those who say “Yay adventure” we’re here for you. Superheroes. Magical creatures. A school of witchcraft and wizardry. Even dinosaurs (turns out, not so extinct). Take a ride, multiple rides. Some will drench you. Some will just mess up your hair. Some will make your head spin (figuratively speaking). All of them will say: Every island is a new reality.

 

"yay, adventure".

Geared towards a certain type of adult.

I went there in March was ace. 
 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

51 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I went there in March was ace. 
 

 

Even the POV's are non adult. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Seems unlikely for anyone. Traipsing round a theme park ram packed with annoying cunt kids. 

Even if you like your own kids, you're still surrounded by thousands of other kids who will pretty much all be annoying. 

You come across like a right old curmudgeon when you talk about kids Parky. Kids are great, it's teenagers who are a pain in the arse.

[Redforever86]

Don't think anyone posting on a forum about 22 blokes running around a field once a week can take the piss out of rollercoasters. 

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You come across like a right old curmudgeon when you talk about kids Parky. Kids are great, it's teenagers who are a pain in the arse.

Kids are great for a short spell. Then as soon as they get annoying you can deposit them back where they belong. 

Teenagers can be great company. They're normally smarter than most adults too. 

[Poodler]

30 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Teenagers can be great company.  

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Poodler said:

😶

[styrofoamplates]

47 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Kids are great for a short spell. Then as soon as they get annoying you can deposit them back where they belong. 

Teenagers can be great company. They're normally smarter than most adults too. 

Agree with this Parko. Kids are great for a wee spell. Love playing with my mates kids and my nieces and being the cool uncle. Fuck having any of them myself. Happy with my dog, he’s better than any child. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Even the POV's are non adult. 

You’re a right miserable man. Even interacting with you is draining the life from me. 

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Agree with this Parko. Kids are great for a wee spell. Love playing with my mates kids and my nieces and being the cool uncle. Fuck having any of them myself. Happy with my dog, he’s better than any child. 

You probably fuck your dog as well.

[styrofoamplates]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You probably fuck your dog as well.

He won’t let me 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, styrofoamplates said:

He won’t let me 

Sensible hound.

[dazzy_deff]

Did florida before we had kids and also went with my oldest when she was about 4.

Two totally different experiences but both equally as ace.

Florida is ace and anybody that says differently is a miserable cunt.