Pet Hates

[Poodler]

Jazz 

ended up in a Jazz club last night for about ten mins (band was playing Tears for Fears when I walked by and she was sexy) 

 

fucking jazz. Worst music genre, even worse than hip-hop. Hate the faces they all make. Absolute wankers. Still raging about it now 

[reekie_dock]

15 hours ago, Fridge said:

Similar to this when you’re walking down the road and you see someone you can’t be arsed with coming the other way. He is no do doubt thinking the same thing but out of politeness you both stop for about a minute and say how are you etc 

Then a stand off of who can pull out a lie first and say they need to get the bus or some shite.

Aye he’ll think your a prick and a peasant cause your getting the bus 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

19 hours ago, Fridge said:

Similar to this when you’re walking down the road and you see someone you can’t be arsed with coming the other way. He is no do doubt thinking the same thing but out of politeness you both stop for about a minute and say how are you etc 

Then a stand off of who can pull out a lie first and say they need to get the bus or some shite.

Nope.  Behave in time honoured fashion.  You say How you doing.  He says Fit like.  Neither answers.  You keep walking.

Next.

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up 

Work

Lunch 

Gym 

Afternoon nap 

Head into town/check in to hotel 

Chaos (for a couple of days) 

These are pet hates? 

Tinnies? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Just like to mix things up now and again 

Ok😂😂

[Simply Red]

6 hours ago, reekie_dock said:

Aye he’ll think your a prick and a peasant cause your getting the bus 

Aye ok Prince Charles

[For Fecks Sake]

13 hours ago, Poodler said:

Jazz 

ended up in a Jazz club last night for about ten mins (band was playing Tears for Fears when I walked by and she was sexy) 

 

fucking jazz. Worst music genre, even worse than hip-hop. Hate the faces they all make. Absolute wankers. Still raging about it now 

[Fridge]

More likely reading a jazz mag

[Beachend Bootboy]

Germans. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Germans. 

Bloody racist.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Bloody racist.

So I'm told.  They are an ignorant, arrogant race tho.  Them and the frogs. 

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

So I'm told.  They are an ignorant, arrogant race tho.  Them and the frogs. 

Had it right about the jews though.

[Fridge]

32 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

So I'm told.  They are an ignorant, arrogant race tho.  Them and the frogs. 

Nonsense killing all blacks, homosexuality, Jews, fuck knows what else what they were on about was a great idea.

I’ve said it before but you would have thought somebody at some point would have said, are you sure this is a good idea.

And also get rid of the moustache 

[milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Nonsense killing all blacks, homosexuality, Jews, fuck knows what else what they were on about was a great idea.

I’ve said it before but you would have thought somebody at some point would have said, are you sure this is a good idea.

And also get rid of the moustache 

What is it you’re trying to say here?

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What is it you’re trying to say here?

Hitler was a prick 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What is it you’re trying to say here?

Think he just agrees it was a great idea 

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Nonsense killing all blacks, homosexuality, Jews, fuck knows what else what they were on about was a great idea.

I’ve said it before but you would have thought somebody at some point would have said, are you sure this is a good idea.

And also get rid of the moustache 

What the greatest tache the world has ever seen after Gods’, wise up min.

[milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Hitler was a prick 

 

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Think he just agrees it was a great idea 

You can understand my confusion @Fridge

[milne_afc]

Just now, Simply Red said:

What the greatest tache the world has ever seen after Gods’, wise up min.

Only Desmond and Michael Jordan ever came close to matching it.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Only Desmond and Michael Jordan ever came close to matching it.

Aye Desmonds was legit

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Only Desmond and Michael Jordan ever came close to matching it.

Yes

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Fridge said:

Yes

You should grow a tache.  A lot of bald, old people do.

[Fridge]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

You should grow a tache.  A lot of bald, old people do.

Unfortunately my friend I have black hair and currently out with a blonde girl who has gone to freshen herself up.

Probably phoning for help.

 

[milne_afc]

She’ll be away taking drugs.

[Beachend Bootboy]

52 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Had it right about the jews though.

Expected from you.  Predictable really.  You do not disappoint in that. 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Expected from you.  Predictable really.  You do not disappoint in that. 

I try not to disappoint. You're welcome.

Thank you.

[BrianFaePerth]

10 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

I try not to disappoint. 

The Inverness page on mumsnet probably has a lot to say about that

[styrofoamplates]

14 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Germans. 

Did some Germans steal the sunbeds at the Caravan Park?

[Beachend Bootboy]

25 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Did some Germans steal the sunbeds at the Caravan Park?

Very close.  We popped awa' for a takeaway curry and when we got back a kraut had parked in our pitch.  Fuckin cunt even moved our reserved sign to get her hunmobile in.  Suffice to say the crusty auld boot was moved within 2 minutes of our return.

Ignorant cow.

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Very close.  We popped awa' for a takeaway curry and when we got back a kraut had parked in our pitch.  Fuckin cunt even moved our reserved sign to get her hunmobile in.  Suffice to say the crusty auld boot was moved within 2 minutes of our return.

Ignorant cow.

Shocking behaviour. I'm glad the rules of Caravan Club applied and she was swiftly moved on. 

I like the Germans. Nice people. I like them so much I married one.