Pet Hates

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said:

Shocking behaviour. I'm glad the rules of Caravan Club applied and she was swiftly moved on. 

I like the Germans. Nice people. I like them so much I married one. 

Does she have a motorhome?  Is she an ignorant cunt? Does she shave her oxters?

[styrofoamplates]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Does she have a motorhome?  Is she an ignorant cunt? Does she shave her oxters?

No, No and Yes. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, styrofoamplates said:

No, No and Yes. 

All good. Give her my love and regards.😉

[styrofoamplates]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

All good. Give her my love and regards.😉

Will do! 😆

[Parklife]

Germans > Brits (scum of the earth) 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Germans > Brits (scum of the earth) 

Still readin' my posts then?  Thank you.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Shocking behaviour. I'm glad the rules of Caravan Club applied and she was swiftly moved on. 

I like the Germans. Nice people. I like them so much I married one. 

What do you think of the Dutch compared to the Germans (and others)??

[Betty Swallicks]

The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said:

The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. 

^ This

Dancing cause you sold your car for a knock down price. Fantastic.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. 

Particularly the odious fat boot in the current one.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Particularly the odious fat boot in the current one.

Never knew your wife was in it like 😉

[styrofoamplates]

51 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What do you think of the Dutch compared to the Germans (and others)??

I like the Dutch. They are very friendly and chilled. But very matter of fact and straightforward. They well you exactly what they think and don’t beat around the bush. Can come across as rude sometimes, but it’s just their way. 
 

I find Germans to be very welcoming and very funny, but with a dry sense of humour, which is similar to mine. Very generous and hospitable. 

Used to work for a French company with loads of French people. Found them to be all arrogant arseholes. But guess it’s just their way. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. 

Mentioned it on this thread before,  i mute the telly as quickly as possible. Dreadful adverts.

[styrofoamplates]

53 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Worst “workmate” ever was a Frog head chef 

Ex Foreign Legion too

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

I had some on my legs after walkin' through brambles.

[Beachend Bootboy]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Soy fo ma waf

I have no idea what that even means albeit I've seen it on here loads.  Something to do with Chois I'd imagine.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I have no idea what that even means albeit I've seen it on here loads.  Something to do with Chois I'd imagine.

So you do have an idea what it's about.

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

So you do have an idea what it's about.

Was just a guess. 

Maybe I should have said.  I have no idea.

What does that even mean?

[Dad]

26 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

The Roman Legion

 

That's the lot probably 

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. 

This was the worst one, Moobs probably would :

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Very close.  We popped awa' for a takeaway curry and when we got back a kraut had parked in our pitch.  Fuckin cunt even moved our reserved sign to get her hunmobile in.  Suffice to say the crusty auld boot was moved within 2 minutes of our return.

Ignorant cow.

Fuckin hate the Krauts even more.

It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance.

Booed it ti fuck.  Bastard!!!!

[1903Fitba]

15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin hate the Krauts even more.

It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance.

Booed it ti fuck.  Bastard!!!!

Christ you’re a dull cunt. 
 

Hope the handbrake comes off when you’re sleeping 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Christ you’re a dull cunt. 
 

Hope the handbrake comes off when you’re sleeping 

Aye, wasn't my brightest moment. 

I'm parked on the flat so the handbrake is irrelevant.

[Reed or deed]

Unlike the handbrake on a boat, which is vital.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Unlike the handbrake on a boat, which is vital.

Used to have a boat.  I'm nae tellin' yeh far I fished wi it tho.🤐😁

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

Jim.

 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

 

It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance.

Haha. Useless twat 

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Haha. Useless twat 

😁😁I ken. 

[Bluto10]

4 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

feyenoord fans.

 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

😁😁I ken. 

😄