Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

😁😁I ken. 

 

Just now, maryhilldon said:

😄

😃

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

 

😃

^ 😀

[ab24_5qh]

- people who stay in the middle lane of motorways when the inside lane is clear

- lorry drivers who overtake when going about 0.5 mph faster than the lorry they are trying to pass

- people who put up skanky bedsheets with birthday messages on bridges and next to roads then leave them there for weeks

- people who use the word 'listen' when they want to tell you something

- salted caramel....nobody ever gets a sticky toffee pudding and thinks this could use some salt

- putting loud exhausts on crap cars....save the money and buy a sporty car if that's what you want to sound like

- all politicians 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, ab24_5qh said:

- people who stay in the middle lane of motorways when the inside lane is clear

- lorry drivers who overtake when going about 0.5 mph faster than the lorry they are trying to pass

- people who put up skanky bedsheets with birthday messages on bridges and next to roads then leave them there for weeks

- people who use the word 'listen' when they want to tell you something

- salted caramel....nobody ever gets a sticky toffee pudding and thinks this could use some salt

- putting loud exhausts on crap cars....save the money and buy a sporty car if that's what you want to sound like

- all politicians 

 

With the exception of salted caramel. Nail on head. 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, ab24_5qh said:

- people who stay in the middle lane of motorways when the inside lane is clear

- lorry drivers who overtake when going about 0.5 mph faster than the lorry they are trying to pass

- people who put up skanky bedsheets with birthday messages on bridges and next to roads then leave them there for weeks

- people who use the word 'listen' when they want to tell you something

- salted caramel....nobody ever gets a sticky toffee pudding and thinks this could use some salt

- putting loud exhausts on crap cars....save the money and buy a sporty car if that's what you want to sound like

- all politicians 

 

Are you alright min?

[Dad]

Salted caramel is the fucking bees knees 

[ab24_5qh]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Are you alright min?

I'm old and grumpy, I could list many more pet hates!

[Fridge]

13 minutes ago, ab24_5qh said:

I'm old and grumpy, I could list many more pet hates!

Fair play. Go and smack a Hun.

[Ramandu]

14 hours ago, ab24_5qh said:

- people who stay in the middle lane of motorways when the inside lane is clear

- lorry drivers who overtake when going about 0.5 mph faster than the lorry they are trying to pass

- people who put up skanky bedsheets with birthday messages on bridges and next to roads then leave them there for weeks

- people who use the word 'listen' when they want to tell you something

- salted caramel....nobody ever gets a sticky toffee pudding and thinks this could use some salt

- putting loud exhausts on crap cars....save the money and buy a sporty car if that's what you want to sound like

- all politicians 

 

Lorry drivers are fine doing that, what else could they do?

Spot on with salted caramel though. An abomination.

[Poodler]

19 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin hate the Krauts even more.

It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance.

Booed it ti fuck.  Bastard!!!!

Your anti Germany pro Israel act is really revolting.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

57 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Your anti Germany pro Israel act is really revolting.

Uncle Bulgaria.

 

 

You’re not wrong though. Disgustan.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Your anti Germany pro Israel act is really revolting.

Gets to you?  Good!!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

^^^A still from Jim’s little known bukkake video.  

Nae wonder he's got a grimace on his face.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

19 hours ago, ab24_5qh said:

- people who stay in the middle lane of motorways when the inside lane is clear

- lorry drivers who overtake when going about 0.5 mph faster than the lorry they are trying to pass

- people who put up skanky bedsheets with birthday messages on bridges and next to roads then leave them there for weeks

- people who use the word 'listen' when they want to tell you something

- salted caramel....nobody ever gets a sticky toffee pudding and thinks this could use some salt

- putting loud exhausts on crap cars....save the money and buy a sporty car if that's what you want to sound like

- all politicians 

 

Fully agree loon. Keep your birthday private and hush-hush. End of. (It's a bit like someone getting blackened as they are about to get married. Who gives two flying fucks?)

We all have a birthday for fucks sake, so we don't need to know when 'Jessie Boombastic is 60 Today'. It doesn't make you any more special because somebody has decided to advertise the fact on a bed sheet, which could be better utilised by someone sleeping rough.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

On 8/20/2023 at 2:49 PM, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

There is a Spanish Legion (military unit formed in the 20th century).

Also, Legionella.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUglwwbtlms

[redone]

On 8/20/2023 at 2:49 PM, styrofoamplates said:

Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? 

Legion Ited …… play at Elland Road….bit of a yo-yo team these days

[johnstrac]

11 minutes ago, redone said:

Legion Ited …… play at Elland Road….bit of a yo-yo team these days

Legion of Boom, Seattle Seahawks secondary from 2011.

[1903Fitba]

Airport Pints. Taste like piss every time  and pricey as fuck

[1903Fitba]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You drink piss for breakfast ?

Your wife’s 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Pet hate.....

The endemic amount of personalised numberplates with RFC emblazoned on them in Fraserburgh. Passed fucking two of them inoo on a 3 minute walk to and from the local Polish/Lithuanian shop. 🤬🤬🤬

[alscotoz]

On 8/20/2023 at 8:54 PM, Redforever86 said:

What do you think of the Dutch compared to the Germans (and others)??

Thought the Dutch were proof that Germans fuck pigs

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Pet hate.....

The endemic amount of personalised numberplates with RFC emblazoned on them in Fraserburgh. Passed fucking two of them inoo on a 3 minute walk to and from the local Polish/Lithuanian shop. 🤬🤬🤬

On the plus-side though, sounds like the eyesight is improving. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

On the plus-side though, sounds like the eyesight is improving. 

It's nae min I'm afraid, however it's nae getting worse. The damage in both eyes are irreparable so I'll have the distorted vision for the rest of my life. I've excepted that fact. 

Both cars that I saw earlier were stationary in the Legion car park, around the corner from my home.😉

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's nae min I'm afraid, however it's nae getting worse. The damage in both eyes are irreparable so I'll have the distorted vision for the rest of my life. I've excepted that fact. 

Both cars that I saw earlier were stationary in the Legion car park, around the corner from my home.😉

I hope you have been keying these cars.

In my younger days I launched a traffic cone through a Hun car back window. Never got caught.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I hope you have been keying these cars.

In my younger days I launched a traffic cone through a Hun car back window. Never got caught.

As a destresser, I am so tempted to vandalise their cars. I'm glad you had the balls to do so min.👍

The most they've got from me (so far) is a mouthful of the truth regarding their wretched personalisation of their motors.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's nae min I'm afraid, however it's nae getting worse. The damage in both eyes are irreparable so I'll have the distorted vision for the rest of my life. I've excepted that fact. 

Both cars that I saw earlier were stationary in the Legion car park, around the corner from my home.😉

Fair doos. Sorry to hear that on the eye front. 

Hope my wee joke didn't cause any offence, no harm meant. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Fair doos. Sorry to hear that on the eye front. 

Hope my wee joke didn't cause any offence, no harm meant. 

No, not at all min. 

Cheers loon.👍

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Fair doos. Sorry to hear that on the eye front. 

Hope my wee joke didn't cause any offence, no harm meant. 

I'm glad to see you've changed your ways re the bullying of MAD. Clearly my reprimands had the desired effect.

Good lad.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm glad to see you've changed your ways re the bullying of MAD. Clearly my reprimands had the desired effect.

Good lad.

Shame he can’t see it.